Out Of Context Quotes
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Out Of Context Quotes
This is a thread to share quotes that, in context, make perfect sense, but out of context, sound weird, ridiculous, or outright insane. As per usual, nothing that involves or implies activities adult in nature, blah blah, you get the idea. I'll go first.
"...It was, quite probably, the home of my savior, Slenderman."
"...It was, quite probably, the home of my savior, Slenderman."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"oh, so we're allowing the chicken this year."
and the prequel
"does anyone have eyes on the chicken?"
and the prequel
"does anyone have eyes on the chicken?"
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"Well, tht was delayed, Tim"
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Is that from Home Improvement?GreatKitsune wrote:"Well, tht was delayed, Tim"
Eh, anyway. "An effeminate gentleman seems to be menacing him with a knife!"
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“Come here Pine Tree, I wanna cuddle you while you still look like a fluffy marshmallow.” - Bill Cypher
Quotes from fan work almost always seem out of character without the context of the fic...
Quotes from fan work almost always seem out of character without the context of the fic...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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"We're gonna have leadership the way my old man told me! You...put a handkerchief on your head! You...swat at imaginary elves! You...rock on the porch all night!"
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"You are a free-range child!" - heard while I was walking down the street this evening. I'd love to know the context of that! ![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
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"Men, your delightful tomfoolery puts a spring in my step, and a bounce in my britches. If I weren't your commanding officer, I'd pick you both up, give you a giant bear hug, and make you call me Daddy."
...even in context, this is a weird one.
...even in context, this is a weird one.
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"Something weird is going on today. Everyone is running away from me. And now... giant piles of bubble gum?! Oh, what next?"
Can you guess where this one is from?
Can you guess where this one is from?
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"It just sweeps very emphatically." - From a book I'm currently reading. ^^
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"Beekee? Ish theweh a weevowlvigh dooh ohn thaht pwishom?" hooray for cartoons!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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"You're BREAKING my BRAINS!!!"
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"Permit me to push you, madam."
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This popped up as a memory on my facebook from one of my lectures long ago. I wish I could remember the context.
"No way! You like knitting furniture too? Let's knit a jacuzzi! *knitting sounds* Bring in the water!...Crap. That didn't work..."
"No way! You like knitting furniture too? Let's knit a jacuzzi! *knitting sounds* Bring in the water!...Crap. That didn't work..."
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"I'm going to bribe you all with cheese."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"It just explains why they lost track of their pants when they went to the other side of Mars."
Even with context it's still weird.
Even with context it's still weird.
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"Do you have any idea how expensive property taxes are in volcanos?!?!?!"
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"You're blinded sometimes by the truth, because you know the truth in your head."
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"I see your head-butt, and I'll raise you a giant knife."
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
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What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
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Well, well, well, your current situation exactly matches your location: TERMINAL!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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"I have armed the tentacle with a Swiss Army knife."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"Trust your Force, and head to the Garden of Madness."
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"We lost a lot of good people during the Waifu Wars."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"Huh... Wifflebat thing beats tyrannosaurus. Good to know."
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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"Death rainbow beams don't go well with happiness and strawberries."
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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Sorry for the double post, but I got another one that really needs to go here.
"Next time I'm in Denver, I should keep an eye out for a space coyote in a cowboy hat."
"Next time I'm in Denver, I should keep an eye out for a space coyote in a cowboy hat."
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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"Because of course something called dung could be used to improve the flavour of vinegar and congealed fish remains."
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"So this must be what it feels like to inspire something cultish. It feels nice."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"I always assumed the line was guanno is red, but that makes way more sense."
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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"I'm just saying, you can't point to satellite lag and say that anime snipers shooting mechanical crabs is unrealistic."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"If in doubt, 'it it wiv a big 'ammer!"
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"I have survived death."
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"I'm being very MANLY right now!"
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"DANGER! I own a doberman that carries a gun and refuses to take its medication!"
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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I am known by many names; Mountain Slayer, Thunder Lion, The Chocolate Axe. But you? You may call me...
Tiffany.
Tiffany.
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"OH NO! THE CLICHE IS OUT!!!"
"I've actually heard of that. You wake up and find your foot is mutated into a banana. It actually happens more than you'd think."
"I've actually heard of that. You wake up and find your foot is mutated into a banana. It actually happens more than you'd think."
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"Taylor is awake. Taylor is asleep. Taylor is hooked up to the shared crystal-brain of an alien god-computer. Taylor mostly hangs out in the library, when it exists."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"I've ruined the paper! I've ruined the paper! It was supposed to go SSSST and it went PBBBBT!"