The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get Blue Jeans, and a ball and chain

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you get Tweety and Sylvester

* inserts In and out Burger *
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You get my dissatisfaction at never being there
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you get an animation cell from two piece.

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You get: That taken away from you.
please no.

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you receive a backpack nuke!

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You get Sea sharks. on nom nom!

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You get the boomerang back. (It really returns when you throw it, amirite)

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You get 13 years of your life!

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You get Frankenstein.
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You get: Cocaine.

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you get knunked in the head an robbed! Oh Noes!!

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You get a Chomper! (Mario style!)

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You get 10 dollars taken away from you.

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you get ten more dollars taken away from you
*inserts a $50 (or the Australian equivalent if you're Ebly) gift Card to a movie theater*
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You get robbed by me.
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you get a bag of haggis!

*inserts Bino in traction *
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You get a happy Grape.

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you get Fido's Poppies!

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You get yourself and your family killed by blind rage.

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You get a raging debate about genders
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You get bored Slippy.
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You get teeny tiny pieces of Slippy

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you get more confused than before.

*Inserts the cyborg*
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You get: Another cliff-hanger!

*inserts a gift card*
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You get a neat-looking collar with a Gift Card attached to it!

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You get a hooded merchant who sells various items and weapons that are very helpful, but looks rather like a drug dialer.

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you get a mailman chew toy!

*inserts yellow snow *
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You get: a questionable lemonade snow cone.

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you get Carson Palmer.

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You get a Bengal tiger. Meow!

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you get a doghouse the size of a barn!

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You get a stew that is strongly reminiscent of beef.

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You receive: bacon

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You get 1000 posts from Ebly (and a congratulations note)
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You get ALL OF MY FREE TIME, you JERK.

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You get the sole reason for Sinder's existence.
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you get an orange sharpy marker.

*inserts a foam TV brick *
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Dude, I just one-upped maplestory without even being here to do it.
Thanks, brawlyboy. c:

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You get: USB flash-drive

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