Corrupt a Wish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: They just nibble playfully.
I wish VEB would play with the pencil plants.
I wish VEB would play with the pencil plants.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. They now are allergic to metal and plastic...
I wish for the new ceramic pot for pencil plants!
I wish for the new ceramic pot for pencil plants!
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but the plants knocked it over and broke it.
I wish for some duct tape to fix the pot.
I wish for some duct tape to fix the pot.
*purrs loudly*
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: you have some cello-tape with ducks carved into it.
I wish you had a stronger pot.
I wish you had a stronger pot.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, the pot is very strong and starts fighting the plant.
I wish that the plant and the pot were edible..
I wish that the plant and the pot were edible..
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. They are only edible by a specific kind of fish from Amazon river.
I wish now they do NOT eat walking talking pets
I wish now they do NOT eat walking talking pets
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, they are not dangerous to Preliminary English Tests that have become animate beings. That said, walking talking educational material are rather rare so I'm not sure why you would need to protect that.
I wish for the pencil plant and pot monster to merge together and become skyscraper sized, so they may trash the city MMPR style.
I wish for the pencil plant and pot monster to merge together and become skyscraper sized, so they may trash the city MMPR style.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, all it manages to trash is the Abandoned Warehouse district, which was too expensive to demolish anyway, and upon defeat by the Rangers, it falls on top of you, THEN explodes.
I wish I could find the right perler beads for the projects I wanted to do.
I wish I could find the right perler beads for the projects I wanted to do.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, however one project called for an uncommon color that isn't sold by itself and you had to buy 5 of theseto get enough of them to finish.
I wish that explosion hadn't made such a mess of my armor... there's soot everywhere...
I wish that explosion hadn't made such a mess of my armor... there's soot everywhere...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: a time travelling dog just borrowed your armour before the explosion.
I wish that you would clean yourself before having the armour returned.
I wish that you would clean yourself before having the armour returned.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Granted. But she uses your fur as a towel.
I wish Serence wasn't so good at checkers.
I wish Serence wasn't so good at checkers.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
granted . You just wasted a wish because I'm not good at checkers at all XD .
I wish for the ability to win any games
I wish for the ability to win any games
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Granted. You can win any game, but not all games. Literally just any game. And you have the same chance of winning as anyone else because just because you can win doesn't mean you will.
I wish Google would only show the results you actually want to see rather than what it thinks you want to see.
I wish Google would only show the results you actually want to see rather than what it thinks you want to see.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: However ad-blockers are now obsolete, so ad-blocker companies are now coming after you for making that wish.
I wish I knew where my pencil was.
I wish I knew where my pencil was.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you now know where your lost pencil is. Best you can do is look at it from afar.
I wish I had a longer vacation.
I wish I had a longer vacation.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: Your vacation was just extended due to an accident at the airport. However, late booking fees are costly this time of year.
I wish you knew that my lost pencil was blue like you.
I wish you knew that my lost pencil was blue like you.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, it is now blue. The worst shade of blue ever created. So is everything else in existence, thereby ensuring it and rocky match. The lack of color and shade differentiation makes clear vision impossible and you are blamed.
I wish to still be pink.
I wish to still be pink.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but now you can change to any other color.
I wish for a million dollars.
I wish for a million dollars.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you are paid in Monopoly (tm) money.
I wish for free pizza.
I wish for free pizza.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. It's your most hated kind of pizza, and it's not even cooked right.
I wish I could draw animals.
I wish I could draw animals.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. Slugs are animals. You can now draw slugs in an amazing variety of styles. But only slugs.
I wish this pizza was properly cooked.
I wish this pizza was properly cooked.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. But it's got pickles on it now. Who puts pickles on a pizza? Yuck!
I wish I could see my name up in lights!
I wish I could see my name up in lights!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. The lights are so intense they blind anyone who sees them, however.
I wish I could travel to other planets.
I wish I could travel to other planets.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. however your ship only goes to an airless planet made entirely out of Dill pickle, anchovy, and black olive pizza.
I wish more pizza places carried dill pickle slices as a topping.
I wish more pizza places carried dill pickle slices as a topping.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, all of them now only have pickles and pickles only. No meat, cheese, or other veggies.
I'm suddenly curious how pickles would work on a pizza. A part of me wants to test that now.
I wish I was more creative with pizzas.
I'm suddenly curious how pickles would work on a pizza. A part of me wants to test that now.
I wish I was more creative with pizzas.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You now try different shapes - square pizzas, triangular pizzas, and so on.
I wish that Minecraft runs smoothly on my computer at all times.
I wish that Minecraft runs smoothly on my computer at all times.
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Granted, Minecraft has reverted back to its pre-indev state. There are only 16 block types, no items, no crafting, no mobs, no day/night cycle or lighting effects, water is broken, and 64x64x64 is the only world size available. but atleast it runs smoothly on pretymuch anything...
I wish you hadn't done that...
I wish you hadn't done that...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
The previous wish has been undone, so has the resulting wish you made. So it's been redone and your wish has been remade, which un-undid it as well as your remade wish, un-un-undoing and so on and son on.
I wish it was simpler to explain.
I wish it was simpler to explain.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. Paradoxes have been taken out of account, and we may now move on freshly, however... The cost of doing so has drained you mentally and physically, and you will have to lie in bed for several days.
I wish that I could get all of my schoolwork done easily, and without hassle.
I wish that I could get all of my schoolwork done easily, and without hassle.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you've been sent back to kindergarten. The schoolwork is by comparison quite simple.
I wish i wasn't having so much trouble sleeping lately.
I wish i wasn't having so much trouble sleeping lately.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You are in a coma for 2 weeks
I wish I knew what to wish for
I wish I knew what to wish for
*purrs loudly*
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but you can't wish for it know because you spent your wish.
I wish I had more time to do my hobbies.
I wish I had more time to do my hobbies.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you now have a lot more free time, all of which is spent making hobby horses.
I wish I could win the lottery
I wish I could win the lottery
*purrs loudly*
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You won it in an extremely suspicious way, given you won it on a week where you didn't buy a ticket for the draw in question, and go to jail for fraud.
I wish there was a way to save the characters some of my games force me to leave behind.
I wish there was a way to save the characters some of my games force me to leave behind.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted; all of your games now auto-save every minute, so you don't lose anything forever any more. That's a lot of saves though.
I wish my paperwork would organise it'self.
I wish my paperwork would organise it'self.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but they're not organized in the way you want it.
I wish I had a million dollars.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: You have one million dollars one 1 dollar notes and nothing to carry them in.
I wish I had a Faux Fur cloak.
I wish I had a Faux Fur cloak.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but the wish granter misheard you, and now PETA is hounding you for owning a fox fur coat.
I wish I could wear my fursuit without getting hot.
I wish I could wear my fursuit without getting hot.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Grated, it's heavily raining directly onto you every time you wear your suit - no matter if you're inside or outside.
I wish I could get up easier in the morning.
I wish I could get up easier in the morning.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. Your bed now pushes you onto the floor at 5 am every morning, meaning you have to get up.
I wish I could draw.
I wish I could draw.
*purrs loudly*
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