Attack the above poster

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:58 pm

I trap you in Jurassic World during the Main Street attack, then bring the Spinosaurus skeleton back to life as a zombie. Then I make Jimmy Buffet spill his margaritas on you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 4:13 pm

i stuff you into a poke-ball, which i then leave in a closet and forget about, letting the isolation drive you mad.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:28 am

I break out due to my low catch rate, then preform a JLA Flash by using Extreme Speed to run across the planet, building up momentum, until I came back and punch you in the face with the force of a nuclear bomb.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:31 am

I hold a bar in your way.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 4:49 pm

i point out that while you might have clotheslined our resident pokemon, the kinetic energy he built up still has to go somwhere. have fun exploding.

...oh great. now i need new minions.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 5:17 pm

I explode on you. Electrode style.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 5:30 pm

I tell the squirrels running your cafe that you're nuts. They set out to serve you.... to customers.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 6:15 pm

I erase your existence from the RP section.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 6:26 pm

After getting frustrated at seeing a reference in reverse, I push you out of my tree.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 6:58 pm

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Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 7:15 pm

I trap you in your logic-less state forever.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 9:17 pm

I trap you with him.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 10:54 pm

You've been stuck as a cat for a while... hmm...

I turn you into a ferret.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:48 pm

I claim everything you own as mine.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:35 am

Oh really, i don't see any Wings on you! *sticks tongue out and stashes her stuff in a hot air baloon.* So scram! *chucks one of the sandbags at you.*

(You look like Kade now... 'cept for the eyes...)

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:57 am

I officially list you in Housepets! canon as the demonic spawn of Grape and Max.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 11:20 am

I bite the side of your head

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 11:24 am

I delete all your former posts made in the last month or so previous to last week.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:16 pm

I chew your tail.

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 11:59 pm

I send beavers to chew down your tree.

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:24 am

I use D-Paper.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:26 am

I use D-NUKE

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:31 am

I lock you in a room with Foxy.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:35 am

I send Springtrap after you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:36 am

I shove you in the spring lock suit.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:39 am

Bite of '87.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 1:24 am

I remove the switch to wing the music box from your desk.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:48 am

I stuff you in the music box.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:21 am

I trap you in The Chest. Never to be opened. Never to be revealed. Just left there, for you to constantly wonder, what could it be? What nightmarish abomination lies inside it? One thing's for sure. The fact that we will never know makes it so much scarier.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 2:31 pm

i label you a child safety hazard, and take a grinder to those hand and chest spilkes till they're rounded off blunt. yes i know that's bone, and it probably hurts. too bad.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:55 pm

I have Team Plasma (the part that actually cares about Pokèmon) beat the snot out of you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:05 pm

I send one of my people's ancient, crazy, flying swords after them. and you.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:11 pm

I throw you into it, wings first.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:13 pm

I light you on fire, with magic!

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 7:23 pm

*douses you with fire extinguisher*

Bad nimbat!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:44 pm

I squirt you with a fire hose.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:50 pm

I unhook the other end from the hydrant, causing said hydrant to spray you.

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:20 pm

FINAL FLASH!!

I finished Vegeta's training in Xenoverse recently, awesome move.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:36 pm

Glitched, unavoidable attack sequence, GO!

IT'S NO USE! TAKE THIS!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:24 am

I hit you with the other controller for cheating. Bad nimbat!