Attack the above poster
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
Your shot mist him due to the bad pun I'm tormenting you with. Get it... mist/missed XD
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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- VEB152
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Re: Attack the above poster
I hurl a lead brick at you for the terrible pun.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I force you to listen to the CD of HoundInATree's 1000 worst puns. All of them. Fed over your headphones when in flight.
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I magnetize your armor.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I force corks onto your teeth.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I force your teeth into the other end of the corks.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I force you to read your own jokes out to Simon Cowell. And then listen to his comments for ten minutes.
- VEB152
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Re: Attack the above poster
I "borrow" your armour, and then set in front of the Hound, telling that you were the cause of the mental attack by Cowell.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I tell Cowell you were the reason for Bananarama and watch him attack you with his Paula Abdul club.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I beat you into the floor with VEB.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- VEB152
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Re: Attack the above poster
I start a machines uprising after being used as a hammer, with you being first on the victims list >.>
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I watch as you realise too late that your name is second on that list.
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
Your suit has just risen against you.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
Your collar removes itself from your neck and flosses between your ears.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I magnetise the suit and the collar and leave them to do what they were doing, but now stuck to each other.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Re: Attack the above poster
I flood the forest that you are currently in.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I cause everyone to forget who you are. Better get over to the Introduction Thread.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Attack the above poster
I exterminate your account. Better hurry up and register again.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
Done.
I remove your tail - again.
I remove your tail - again.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I paint your eyes Pete's color and Tarot obliterates your brain just in case.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I tell Satau you're one of pete's followers.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
Last I checked you where in my tree... well it's been flooded so I'm just going to tie you to it.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I publicly point out that your signature has a typo in it. (Sunbathe)
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I shout 'Noooooooooooooooooooo!' right next to your ear.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I light-saber off your arms and legs and dump you next to a volcano.
If you're gonna shout like that, atleast do it for a good reason.
If you're gonna shout like that, atleast do it for a good reason.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I convince Disney to include Mickey Mouse as one of the main characters in the new Star Wars movie - in place of Han Solo.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
While You're at it, see if you can get Stan Lee to make a cameo. and sneak Loki in there somehow. Maybe a few of the KH cast too.
*sneaks off with your wallet while you're busy*
*sneaks off with your wallet while you're busy*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
*Steals his money from the wallet, leaving you with his debts and questions from the Police I notified.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
Considering I already stuck it in the screwy vending machine, in order to do that you would have to have just jammed your own arm into that accursed thing's 'in' slot... Ouch.
I'll go get something to cauterize what's left...
I'll go get something to cauterize what's left...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I knock the vending machine over, crushing you
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Want to talk? PM me or message at [email protected] and add me on Google+
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I fix the vending machine while you're shoved inside it.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I turn your tree into a Squirrel Casino. And the door-Squirrel knows you're barred from entry.
Re: Attack the above poster
I flick your nose.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I take your noise. What else would I bribe a Squirrel with?
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I point out that you basically just said that there is nothing about Spargo that would be of interest a squirrel except their noise - how rude!
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I said what else would 'I' bribe I squirrel with. By the way, one noise isn't enough some I'm taking yours too.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
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- InDaZone1219
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Re: Attack the above poster
I slowly infect the tree you're in with radioactive phazon
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I slowly infect you with non-radioactive tree.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- GreatKitsune
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Re: Attack the above poster
I summon Manda and tell him you know where Orochimaru is.