Attack the above poster

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:13 am

Your shot mist him due to the bad pun I'm tormenting you with. Get it... mist/missed XD

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:37 am

I hurl a lead brick at you for the terrible pun.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:53 am

I force you to listen to the CD of HoundInATree's 1000 worst puns. All of them. Fed over your headphones when in flight.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:46 pm

I magnetize your armor.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:12 pm

I object to the flaws in your attack.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:04 pm

I force corks onto your teeth.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:23 pm

I force your teeth into the other end of the corks.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:27 pm

I force you to read your own jokes out to Simon Cowell. And then listen to his comments for ten minutes.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:16 pm

I "borrow" your armour, and then set in front of the Hound, telling that you were the cause of the mental attack by Cowell.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:20 pm

I tell Cowell you were the reason for Bananarama and watch him attack you with his Paula Abdul club.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:45 am

I beat you into the floor with VEB.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 1:12 pm

I start a machines uprising after being used as a hammer, with you being first on the victims list >.>

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 1:19 pm

I watch as you realise too late that your name is second on that list.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 2:26 am

Your suit has just risen against you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 3:02 am

Your collar removes itself from your neck and flosses between your ears.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:57 pm

I magnetise the suit and the collar and leave them to do what they were doing, but now stuck to each other.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:02 pm

I flood the forest that you are currently in.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:06 pm

I cause everyone to forget who you are. Better get over to the Introduction Thread.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:12 pm

I exterminate your account. Better hurry up and register again.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:26 pm

Done.

I remove your tail - again.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:29 pm

I paint your eyes Pete's color and Tarot obliterates your brain just in case.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:05 pm

I tell Satau you're one of pete's followers.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:27 am

Last I checked you where in my tree... well it's been flooded so I'm just going to tie you to it.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:37 am

I publicly point out that your signature has a typo in it. (Sunbathe)

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 5:33 pm

I shout 'Noooooooooooooooooooo!' right next to your ear.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:36 pm

I light-saber off your arms and legs and dump you next to a volcano.
If you're gonna shout like that, atleast do it for a good reason.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 10:45 pm

I convince Disney to include Mickey Mouse as one of the main characters in the new Star Wars movie - in place of Han Solo.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 1:32 am

While You're at it, see if you can get Stan Lee to make a cameo. and sneak Loki in there somehow. Maybe a few of the KH cast too.

*sneaks off with your wallet while you're busy*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 1:36 am

*Steals his money from the wallet, leaving you with his debts and questions from the Police I notified.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 1:48 am

Considering I already stuck it in the screwy vending machine, in order to do that you would have to have just jammed your own arm into that accursed thing's 'in' slot... Ouch.

I'll go get something to cauterize what's left...

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:48 am

I knock the vending machine over, crushing you

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:30 pm

I fix the vending machine while you're shoved inside it.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:52 pm

I turn your tree into a Squirrel Casino. And the door-Squirrel knows you're barred from entry.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:45 pm

I flick your nose.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 5:07 pm

I take your noise. What else would I bribe a Squirrel with?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 5:30 pm

I point out that you basically just said that there is nothing about Spargo that would be of interest a squirrel except their noise - how rude!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:04 am

I said what else would 'I' bribe I squirrel with. By the way, one noise isn't enough some I'm taking yours too.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:03 pm

I slowly infect the tree you're in with radioactive phazon

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:46 pm

I slowly infect you with non-radioactive tree.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:08 am

I summon Manda and tell him you know where Orochimaru is.