Corrupt a Wish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, however it likes to chew on you in your sleep. you find this out by waking up missing an arm one day.
I wish to know what the downside of red's corruption was. I like both of those things...
I wish to know what the downside of red's corruption was. I like both of those things...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. But since I don't know what you mean, all you know is your wish is granted. But you still have to find the answer.
I wish for a joke I make up to become popular.
I wish for a joke I make up to become popular.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. It's popularised by someone else, and you become just a ghost writer for that person's comedic routine.
I wish for a boat.
I wish for a boat.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: The boat is stuck, up-side-down, on the peak of Everest.
I wish for a painting of that boat.
I wish for a painting of that boat.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Granted. It's done by a three year old who spent more time eating the fingerpaints than painting, and looks nothing like anything.
I'm still wishing for that answer.
I'm still wishing for that answer.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, it is in that boat that is on Mt Everest.
I wish I could explore space.
I wish I could explore space.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
You encounter Necromorphs during your space travels
I wish I had a top hat
I wish I had a top hat
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, it's vintage, and meant for someone with a smaller head than yours, so you can't wear it.
I wish that I could listen to any music I wanted at any point in time, no electronics needed, and stop it when I wanted.
I wish that I could listen to any music I wanted at any point in time, no electronics needed, and stop it when I wanted.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Granted, but you get earworm from losing interest in song played too much
I wish I could teleport
I wish I could teleport
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you teleport into a wall.
I wish I could get a script to work in the RPGMaker that always you to walk through a chair from left to right but not down from it.
I wish I could get a script to work in the RPGMaker that always you to walk through a chair from left to right but not down from it.
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Granted: but it's over 9000Tb worth of code written on a piece of paper, so it still needs to be typed on a PC.
I wish for a lighter to burn the paper once it's on PC.
I wish for a lighter to burn the paper once it's on PC.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Granted, however considering how much paper that would be, you wind up in prison for arson for the next hundred years.
I wish I had Max for a pet IRL.
And not a regular cat, i mean the proper biped version.
I wish I had Max for a pet IRL.
And not a regular cat, i mean the proper biped version.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted - it's dumped on you.
I wish I could do things I don't want but need to do more easily.
I wish I could do things I don't want but need to do more easily.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you gain all the ability to do what you need to do, but completely lose the capability to do the things you want to do.
I wish the night shift was more pleasant.
I wish the night shift was more pleasant.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: Now everyone is fighting for that shift.
I wish my job application would auto-complete itself.
I wish my job application would auto-complete itself.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, it's filled with spelling errors and uses the word "totally" 26 times.
I wish it was impossible to corrupt this wish
I wish it was impossible to corrupt this wish
*purrs loudly*
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I Wish someone would fix that...
I Wish someone would fix that...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: One boot up coming right up to the side of the processor.
I wish that boot has a steel toe cap.
I wish that boot has a steel toe cap.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, for kicking the processor it is held at your butt.
I wish I'll have salmon for dinner today.
I wish I'll have salmon for dinner today.
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Granted: a family of neighborly salmon vists and eats dinner with you today.
I wish I could walk around in black hooded robes all day and no one question it.
I wish I could walk around in black hooded robes all day and no one question it.
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Granted, they aren't 'questioning' anything. Just running away really fast. Except the ones that are secretly templars, they're trying to kill you.
i wish job hunting weren't so tedious.
i wish job hunting weren't so tedious.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. The entire process has been streamlined, but your chances of actually finding a job have been severely decreased.
I wish I could see the future
I wish I could see the future
*purrs loudly*
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Granted you can see events precisely 0.01ms before they happen.
I wish getting the job i want was easier.
I wish getting the job i want was easier.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but know I want the job too.
I wish for more bus routes.
I wish for more bus routes.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Granted, there's a new one where your tree used to be. It doesn't go anywhere though. on the upside the stump makes a half decent bus stop bench.
I wish to get the job instead of hound.
I wish to get the job instead of hound.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. Your job is now to sit where Hound's tree used to be. He instead found a new even nicer tree to sit on.
I wish for free gas for my car.
I wish for free gas for my car.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted - unfortunately your car doesn't run off carbon monoxide, which your house is now saturated with.
I wish my nightmares would go away.
I wish my nightmares would go away.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, but when they left they took every nail that was hanging pictures up in your house and ate off of your pie
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I wish iron would wish for something.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Hlaoroo
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Granted but the wish is incorruptible.
I wish I had a pet owl.
I wish I had a pet owl.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, it endlessly flies around your house screeching and ruining everything and being sad because it's trapped in your house
I wish I could remember to actually wish when I make these posts.
I wish I could remember to actually wish when I make these posts.
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Granted, you now have a handy reminder plaque bolted to your forehead, to make sure you don't forget. unfortunately it's really heavy and the bolts hurt.
I wish for roo's owl to behave itself.
I wish for roo's owl to behave itself.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: It's now really really boring.
I wish for a... plank...
I wish for a... plank...
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, the plank is all bend and broken.
I wish that Hound gets these pencils for his lost one.
I wish that Hound gets these pencils for his lost one.
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granted, but they're the 'pet-eating tangle vine' variety, and one of them has already started growing.
i wish for hound to survive his encounter with the evil pencil vine thing.
i wish for hound to survive his encounter with the evil pencil vine thing.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: I've sent them to Render on a very long diversion which includes your future location.
I wish no one opens the package.
I wish no one opens the package.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. It's returned to you as it was not claimed by anyone on the way.
I wish for all the stamps this package got on the way.
I wish for all the stamps this package got on the way.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: I hand you the stamps with the package still attached.
I wish VEB the best luck in getting the stamps off.
I wish VEB the best luck in getting the stamps off.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, the stamps get off easily, but unfortunately the package breaks.
I wish that the plant won't eat pets anymore.
I wish that the plant won't eat pets anymore.