The Vending Machine Game!
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get the tale of the Opener of Ways.
I insert a color laser printer.
I insert a color laser printer.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get every cat in the strip after you.
I insert a dictionary that doesn't contain the word 'dictionary' in it.
I insert a dictionary that doesn't contain the word 'dictionary' in it.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a bunch of words.
I insert Peanut.
I insert Peanut.
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You get a bag of peanuts with "what, you were expecting grape?" written on the side.
I stuff The tale of the Opener of Ways back into the machine and hope for something else.
I stuff The tale of the Opener of Ways back into the machine and hope for something else.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a yearly supply of Easter-themed chocolate eggs.
I insert a stick of black licorice.
I insert a stick of black licorice.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get me wanting to be fed with more black licorice.
I insert orange soda.
I insert orange soda.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a depressed, inebriated, ferret.
i insert Douglas Collier's wallet.
i insert Douglas Collier's wallet.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get Welshie's arm.
I insert cheese.
I insert cheese.
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You get nachos
I insert YouTube
I insert YouTube
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get all of the youtubers who have 1,000,000 or more subscribers suddenly teleported to you.
I insert a paper copy of my inactive fanfic .-.
I insert a paper copy of my inactive fanfic .-.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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You get an active fanfic with a brand new plot idea that involves balloons in some way
I insert nachos
I insert nachos
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Machine puts nachos on display so someone else can buy them.
I insert a fire alarm, sans fire.
I insert a fire alarm, sans fire.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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You get fire.
I insert VEB.
I insert VEB.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get airline security looking for their pilot.
I insert a 'get out of jail free' card.
I insert a 'get out of jail free' card.
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You get me using it to crawl out of the vending machine, whilist using non-appropriate words >.>
I insert a phone.
I insert a phone.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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You get an overpriced cellular contract.
I insert the previously mentioned airport security.
I insert the previously mentioned airport security.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Now everybody gets scanned when using the vending machine.
I insert the game Dominion.
I insert the game Dominion.
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You get Magic:The Gathering
I insert Diss
I insert Diss
*purrs loudly*
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You get enslaved and forced to hunt for nuts for the rest of your life.
I insert the statue of GK.
I insert the statue of GK.
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You get answers to a series of questions you didn't actually want to ask because they're embarrassing.
I insert an obnoxious cable repair man.
I insert an obnoxious cable repair man.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get DISH
I insert bad reception due to weather
I insert bad reception due to weather
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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You get a 90s cellphone.
I insert indigestion.
I insert indigestion.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get tylenol.
I insert a watermelon.
I insert a watermelon.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
you get a cantelope.
I insert a people like grapes t-shirt.
I insert a people like grapes t-shirt.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a Gavin.
I insert my uncle.
I insert my uncle.
Heellooooooooo!! Anyone who wants to talk to me, please do. I get lonely sometimes and I get scared whenever I talk first...
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I also have an FA account now. Sooo... check it out.
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You get a book of bad puns and a ton of Ants.
I stuff hound into the machine, tree and all.
I stuff hound into the machine, tree and all.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a bomb and a bad pun.
I insert a loonie
I insert a loonie
*purrs loudly*
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You get a hammer.
I insert raspberries.
I insert raspberries.
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You get blueberries.
I insert Kevin.
I insert Kevin.
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You get tackled.
I insert my hopes and dreams
I insert my hopes and dreams
*purrs loudly*
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You get food stamps.
I insert Hyuga Neji's death.
I insert Hyuga Neji's death.
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you get every other anime death ever.
i insert the mop and bucket we cleaned that up with.
i insert the mop and bucket we cleaned that up with.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get ice cream spilled on the floor.
I insert a peanut butter sandwich. (Not Peanut Butter Sandwich!)
I insert a peanut butter sandwich. (Not Peanut Butter Sandwich!)
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You get a hoard of dogs all liking the roof of their mouths.
I insert a pipe organ.
I insert a pipe organ.
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You get ominous music
I insert bacon
I insert bacon
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You hear nomming sounds.
I insert sugar.
I insert sugar.
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You get a cupcake.
I insert Buster.
I insert Buster.
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You get Proto Shield.
i insert the win i just stole from you in the other thread
i insert the win i just stole from you in the other thread
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a 'lose' token.
I insert five pears and a blackcurrant.
I insert five pears and a blackcurrant.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get an apple.
I insert some caramel.
I insert some caramel.