2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
[ Ears A Funny Story ]
Title Text: Jess is such a nice girlfriend
Zach has plenty of foot to go around too
Title Text: Jess is such a nice girlfriend
Zach has plenty of foot to go around too
Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Wrong words Zach, but it´s ok King is taking this very smoothly ... wait no, he´s not. And you did not help Zach. You did not help.
But I like how Jess is always there for you ... and for right your wrongs, eventhough if its by her way
But I like how Jess is always there for you ... and for right your wrongs, eventhough if its by her way
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Looks like zack fell short on the Resonable deduction.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Awww.. Zach is so cute when's embarrassed...well even cuter than normal. And Jess is the best girl friend a guy could have.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Zach, I like you, but in the words of Fred Sanford,
You know, they've never had on-screen interaction, have they?
You know, they've never had on-screen interaction, have they?
Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Well, someone had to ask at some point
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
I said that once too actually...
Someone beat her with a newspaper.
Someone beat her with a newspaper.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
He knew (he was at the wedding), that's why he said, "My words ran ahead of my thoughts."
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
epic fail is epic
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
I love Jess, she's so violent. And perhaps she knows someone who can get through to Bailey.
And back we go to where pets recline,
taking smoothings so a brother can dine;
a place illegal ferals like just fine
and Corgis find peace from time to time.
Zach's friendly but he's not perfect,
a situation Jess isn't gonna accept;
any criticism of him she will reject -
unless it's her that says it, I suspect.
Not quite the response King sought
as Zach replied without thought;
his reply to Zach wasn't caught
but we assume it was quite the retort!
And now Jess might know what to think…
To convince Bailey…. Go get Custom Ink!
And back we go to where pets recline,
taking smoothings so a brother can dine;
a place illegal ferals like just fine
and Corgis find peace from time to time.
Zach's friendly but he's not perfect,
a situation Jess isn't gonna accept;
any criticism of him she will reject -
unless it's her that says it, I suspect.
Not quite the response King sought
as Zach replied without thought;
his reply to Zach wasn't caught
but we assume it was quite the retort!
And now Jess might know what to think…
To convince Bailey…. Go get Custom Ink!
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
That most be the most thoughtless sentence I have ever read that came from Zach's mouth.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
He knows.King's Men14 wrote:That most be the most thoughtless sentence I have ever read that came from Zach's mouth.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Now I have to wonder. Why did he think that? Does Zach know something? Why was bailey so calm about telling king? Wait, why has king not been saying "I'm a father?" then passing out or really excited?
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
And will Jess, on hearing what Bailey's been doing, go get Custom Ink to try and talk mother sense to her?
Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
I was waiting to see what would happen when they both appeared in the same comic.
... This is, amusingly, not what I expected
Critical failure Zach.
... This is, amusingly, not what I expected
Critical failure Zach.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
It's nice of Zach to help out at (what i presume to be) the petting zoo.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Zach is just a nice bunny.Number9Dysonsphere wrote:It's nice of Zach to help out at (what i presume to be) the petting zoo.
Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Because King looked like that was the worst piece of news he had to talk about. Of course, the pup is scared, this is WAY a new thing in his life. Heck, most people would freak out. Zach is forgiven. And you need to talk with the wolves, King. They never failed to give you good adviceAutumn_Red_Panda wrote:Now I have to wonder. Why did he think that? Does Zach know something? Why was bailey so calm about telling king? Wait, why has king not been saying "I'm a father?" then passing out or really excited?
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
So Jess has become Zach's version of the Awkward Avoidance Viking?
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
I've been in a situation like that! My snobby land lady made me meet her son and his pregnant girlfriend. He asked, "What about you, Radio? Do you have any kids?"
To which I replied, "Me? Oh, goodness, no! I'm not even married!"
It suddenly got very quiet and very cold.
To which I replied, "Me? Oh, goodness, no! I'm not even married!"
It suddenly got very quiet and very cold.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
I realize it's all part of the comedy,
But DAAAAAAAAAANG that was COOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!
But DAAAAAAAAAANG that was COOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Foot...enters...mouth...
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
I have used that line in the past -- almost thirty years ago -- to a jerk-at-work who was passing around pictures of his newborn son.
"Cute kid," I lied, "Who's the father?"
"Cute kid," I lied, "Who's the father?"
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Oh my days that was hilarious, so sorry Zach but that was brilliant. I can just imagine the death glare King must have right now...
Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Aww, I don't want to see a depressed King, despite his wife is the pregnant one... Fox! Come to give him some support... Aaahh! Zach! Do you suspect something? You offer yourself to listen at him, which is good, but then you don't switch on your brain before reply... What a fail. Nice joke about your ears, anyway. Go slow with the hands, Jessica, you shouldn't hurt nobody. At least, in front of you there's who deserves a punch because of what he said. You're always with this punch-throwing mania, Bailey could be your friend.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
I can only imagine the curse-peppered tirade the King has given Zach for even saying that!
Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
This...sounds exactly like something I would end up saying.
*purrs loudly*
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
It's even worse for King with possible canine/human culture disparitity.
Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Need to think your words carefully, Zach.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
He should be glad he doesn't have to worry about Bailey FACE-ing him.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
He can't say that for sure. King could send her after him.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
And then Jessica would go after King.
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Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
A: "My words ran ahead of my thoughts" , B: No, if anything it showed that he knew less , C: Because this is Bailey we're talking about, she also thought she'd already told him. She'd probably had been really calm about it even then if she had. D: Because that's a cliche, and he probably did that internally when he dropped their food.Autumn_Red_Panda wrote:Now I have to wonder. Why did he think that? Does Zach know something? Why was bailey so calm about telling king? Wait, why has king not been saying "I'm a father?" then passing out or really excited?
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Trust me, the babies are King's. Only way they would not be is if it was a soap opera and then King would have an affair and they would get married and divorced multiple times.