Attack the above poster

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sun May 24, 2015 4:59 pm

I brainwash you into having a phobia of technology. You want to post on the forums.... But you can't because of your phobia! *Insert Evil Laugh Here*

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon May 25, 2015 8:41 am

I force you to post on his behave. I'm sure he's got a lot of backed up posts to make.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 25, 2015 8:57 pm

i cause you to become severely allergic to tea.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Mon May 25, 2015 9:05 pm

I make you switch bodies with my uncle's German Shorthair Pointer who is named Buster.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 25, 2015 10:17 pm

I turn you into a squeaky toy.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 26, 2015 7:13 am

Let's go back to the classics. I hit you with a frying pan.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue May 26, 2015 7:24 am

Classics! That's easy enough.
*Watches series of pianos, dropped accidentally by "Careless Air™ Aerial Piano Removal Service" helicopters, fall on you*

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:16 am

I file a complaint against you for your sloppy flying of those helicopters.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 26, 2015 1:15 pm

I poke you with the pen you're trying to use.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 26, 2015 6:50 pm

i give you both severe papercuts with doug's complaint form.

Post by **Render** » Tue May 26, 2015 7:44 pm

I tug at your ear.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:54 pm

I frame you for eating someone's baby doll.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 27, 2015 12:28 am

i let everybody know you were the one who actually did it.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed May 27, 2015 2:26 am

I throw you down a drain.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed May 27, 2015 8:29 am

I throw the drain down you.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed May 27, 2015 1:22 pm

I hit your head with said drainpipe.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 27, 2015 2:07 pm

I use your face as a pipe wrench to fix the drain.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed May 27, 2015 8:51 pm

I use a the pipe fix to drain you. Also, have a headache with that too.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 27, 2015 10:39 pm

But hound, there is no drain.
you are the pipe.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu May 28, 2015 6:05 am

I explode and take you with me.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Fri May 29, 2015 11:20 am

I slap you for leaving me behind.

Buster wrote:i let everybody know you were the one who actually did it.

But the dingo ate the baby!

Post by **Render** » Fri May 29, 2015 3:21 pm

I bite your tail.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri May 29, 2015 3:31 pm

I block your access to the Members vs. Mods game.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri May 29, 2015 8:24 pm

I make sure he knows that you did it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri May 29, 2015 8:41 pm

i run you over with a jeep that is actually a cute little white dragon.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:57 am

I feed you to a giant mutant swan.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:15 am

I force you to drive a beaten up Lada for the rest of your life.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:42 am

I force you to drive a Ford Pinto at rush hour in heavy fog.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:04 am

I force you to drive on a windy mountain road at top speed with no brakes.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:22 am

I counter your point by specifying that I'm driving a car with only a top speed of 5 miles per hour.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:34 pm

I nudge your car down the side of the mountain.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:50 pm

I stick you in the passenger seat of Douglas's car as it begins to careen out of control.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:24 pm

I then lock you in the trunk of the same car.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:50 pm

I pull you in with me before you can shut the trunk. We crash together!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:49 pm

I turn on the car's nitro injector before jumping out of the car to safety.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:56 pm

Your failed attempt to jump out of the doomed car is followed by "forgot to mention the super glue didn't i?" coming somewhat muffled from the trunk.

...can someone let us out of here? it's cramped.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:51 am

I rig the radio so it's constantly the trollolol song and turn it up to full volume while singing along.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:20 am

I convince the evil squirrel empire to use your tree as a base. They forcibly evict you.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:38 pm

I use you as the warhead on an ICBM.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:52 pm

I add a real warhead to that ICBM and aim it at your tree.