Corrupt a Wish
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but you end up being alergic to the medication used on it
I wish the sun would turn upside-down.
I wish the sun would turn upside-down.
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Granted: during the process the solar system gets thrown around like crazy and you are somehow left floating in space.
I wish for a wishing well filled with wishes for wishing wells filled with wishes for wishing wells filled with... you get the wish right?
I wish for a wishing well filled with wishes for wishing wells filled with wishes for wishing wells filled with... you get the wish right?
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but the only wish you can make is for more garlic salt.
I wish that refrigerator door would close and stay closed.
I wish that refrigerator door would close and stay closed.
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted: it stays closed, you can't open it...
I wish for a fort.
I wish for a fort.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted, but it is under attack from hostile armies.
I wish for a printer that works.
I wish for a printer that works.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted, but it only prints one letter every page
I wish i had a car instead of a truck
I wish i had a car instead of a truck
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Granted, but the car has no wheels.
I wish my writing was smaller.
I wish my writing was smaller.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted: but you've forced to print all your writing out on the above mentioned printer.
I wish for a coaster.
I wish for a coaster.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but its one of those cheap, paper ones that water soaks through anyway
I wish for a helicopter ride.
I wish for a helicopter ride.
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Granted: you're strapped on the top.
I wish for a cheese grater.
I wish for a cheese grater.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted, but it will only grate Limburger cheese.
I wish I could draw.
I wish I could draw.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted: But the whole world goes blind.
I wish for someone to put this bottle of Chardonnay that's by my laptop somewhere out of the way.
I wish for someone to put this bottle of Chardonnay that's by my laptop somewhere out of the way.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. Drinks it and places the empty bottle in your bed.
I wish for a good Riesling.
I wish for a good Riesling.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted- That was a good year... But it seems to have gone bad.
I wish that I could go back in time to 1959 and see Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper's last concert.
I wish that I could go back in time to 1959 and see Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper's last concert.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Granted, but it is an alternative history.
I wish for more time before exams
I wish for more time before exams
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Granted, your exams are postponed by an hour.
I wish for open shops tomorrow.
I wish for open shops tomorrow.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: But someone stole your wallet/purse.
I wish for ice-cream.
I wish for ice-cream.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. It's molten mint icecream.
I wish for LOOOOOOOOTS of snow outside!
I wish for LOOOOOOOOTS of snow outside!
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted, but you have to shovel all of it.
I wish my living room was all redone.
I wish my living room was all redone.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted: everything now faces the wall it's closest to.
I wish for a jumper.
I wish for a jumper.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted it is two sizes too small and there are no returns or exchanges.
I wish for Kool Aid.
I wish for Kool Aid.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted. It's vegenite-flavoured, so even if you like it, few will join in >.>
I wish I made an award-winning photograph.
I wish I made an award-winning photograph.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted - you make a print of someone else's award-winning photograph.
I wish there was a cure for depression.
I wish there was a cure for depression.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted. The cure is getting more depressed, until the point where the only way for the mood is up!
I wish for a porcelain figurine of a ballerina riding a tricycle with a tiny fluffy dog in a basket at a front of said tricycle.
Yes, it's not a reference, it's me writing the first nonsensical thing I can think of.
I wish for a porcelain figurine of a ballerina riding a tricycle with a tiny fluffy dog in a basket at a front of said tricycle.
Yes, it's not a reference, it's me writing the first nonsensical thing I can think of.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted: It's broken.
I wish for the most nonsensical of all nonsensical nonsense.
I wish for the most nonsensical of all nonsensical nonsense.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: But it happens while you are not in the room.
I wish for a jacket, which will make me invisible if I wear it.
I wish for a jacket, which will make me invisible if I wear it.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Granted, but the jacket and all your other clothes remain visible.
I wish I could overcome any challenge I have.
I wish I could overcome any challenge I have.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: you are never satisfied with any of your accomplishments.
I wish more tea after the one I'm about to pour out.
I wish more tea after the one I'm about to pour out.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but it is all ice-cold. Or if you wanted iced tea, steaming hot.
I wish I wasn't allergic to strawberries.
I wish I wasn't allergic to strawberries.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: you're allergic to the colour red instead.
I wish for more nonsense!
I wish for more nonsense!
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted. You get seriously injured as a result of it. Won't list details to spare you reliving the horror, but it involved some grape flavoured gelatine, water gun, and a cat sitting up in your tree, yodeling.
I wish for a horrible song to be played.
I wish for a horrible song to be played.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted, the worst song ever made is now on endless repeat inside your head for the rest of your natural life, no one can hear it but you.
I wish for more recursive wish jokes.
I wish for more recursive wish jokes.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted! You have only yourself to blame now...
I wish the song to be heard by everyone
I wish the song to be heard by everyone
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: we all hate you for that wish now.
I wish for revenge served cold.
I wish for revenge served cold.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted. You have to serve it in the coldest place in the world, though.
I wish to NOT be there at same moment... >.>
I wish to NOT be there at same moment... >.>
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you are in 17 other places at once. or atleast pieces of you are.
i wish veb hadn't made everyone listen to that mess.
i wish veb hadn't made everyone listen to that mess.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted - II avoided listening to it.
I wish my work started and ended 1 hour later.
I wish my work started and ended 1 hour later.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but your job is now raisin sorting.
I wish for a smaller lawn.
I wish for a smaller lawn.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: but the grass just won't cut.
I wish for a key.
I wish for a key.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Granted, but it's a key to the janitor's closet.
I wish for a typewriter.
I wish for a typewriter.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller