Attack the above poster

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 13, 2015 10:01 pm

I ban corgis from all places containing food.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Wed May 13, 2015 10:19 pm

I slather Vegemite in your open mouth.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu May 14, 2015 7:33 am

I line your space suit with Tabasco source.

Post by **Render** » Thu May 14, 2015 7:40 am

I soak your fur with vinegar.

Whozjama wrote:I slather Vegemite in your open mouth.

That's not really an attack...

Vegemite is tasty!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu May 14, 2015 8:23 am

I take away all your access to all food except Vegemite. We'll see how tasty it is after eating it three meals a day, 7 days a week.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu May 14, 2015 9:31 am

I shave off all your fur and superglue you into a rubber gorilla suit.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu May 14, 2015 9:50 am

I make you hug the still-covered with superglue gorilla suit.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu May 14, 2015 11:10 am

I put sugar in your petrol tank.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Thu May 14, 2015 3:43 pm

I irradiate your home, with you inside.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu May 14, 2015 4:54 pm

I walk out of his home with a fridge on my back. I shove you instead and push over on it's face.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu May 14, 2015 5:16 pm

That is now the fridge from Indiana Jones 4.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu May 14, 2015 5:21 pm

You are now an antagonist from any Indiana Jones movie.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu May 14, 2015 5:23 pm

Being all of them, I shoot you, pull out your heart Kali-Maaa!!!, kill your family, and yell at your son for complaining about his prison situation.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu May 14, 2015 5:30 pm

But I have no heart and am naturally allied to all action movie villains DX

I write an ending, at which you are killed by an orbital laser. And it's not like audience cared, anyways, because there is a romantic plot arc going on with main hero

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Fri May 15, 2015 2:13 am

I stick you in a never ending cheesy movie about sharks and tornados.

Render wrote:
Whozjama wrote:I slather Vegemite in your open mouth.
That's not really an attack... Vegemite is tasty!

There's someone who would disagree.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri May 15, 2015 9:28 am

That isn't a Movie... I leave you to your inevitable fate, after Duct typing you to a lamp post.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri May 15, 2015 2:07 pm

I use said lamp post as a flail against you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri May 15, 2015 8:49 pm

I shave your fur off.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri May 15, 2015 9:02 pm

I turn you into a cat costume and leave you in joey's closet.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri May 15, 2015 9:02 pm

I shrink you to the size of a mouse and step on you.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sat May 16, 2015 4:27 am

I push you down the stream

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat May 16, 2015 9:56 am

I hit you with an inflatable dingy.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sun May 17, 2015 5:25 pm

I shave all of your fur off, then push you into the Good Ol' Dogs Club during a meeting.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon May 18, 2015 6:41 am

I incite a revolt against your tyrannical cruelty.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon May 18, 2015 10:16 am

I call you old.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon May 18, 2015 3:37 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:I call you old.

Aiy leff etchu.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon May 18, 2015 4:51 pm

I send accent police after you.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:06 am

I confuse them with my Swedish, Bulgarian, Russian, English, German, American, Japanese, Indian, Southern, Canadian, Scottish, Irish, Australian, New Zealand, Jamacan, Mexican, French, Spanish, Italian, African, and InDaHood/ThugLife accents

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 19, 2015 7:07 am

I use my local accent and punch you while you're still trying to figure out what I said.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Tue May 19, 2015 7:50 am

I cut your tree down.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue May 19, 2015 9:42 am

I throw you under the bus.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue May 19, 2015 11:38 am

I lob a boulder at you

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:12 pm

I fling an angry lobster at you.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:29 pm

I throw the now mutated lobster back at you

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 19, 2015 2:00 pm

I throw the now freshly boiled lobster at you.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue May 19, 2015 2:14 pm

I disintegrate it and tackle you

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 19, 2015 3:14 pm

I use you as tackle, for a shark.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun May 24, 2015 4:11 pm

I drop you in a tank filled with piranhas.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun May 24, 2015 4:23 pm

I throw them at you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun May 24, 2015 4:28 pm

I begin piranhacano-pocalypse and trap you into the town next to the volcano that is new erupting deadly lava piranha.