Corrupt a Wish

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 13, 2015 10:48 pm

Granted, however it's been rewritten as a live-action cyberpunk adaptation of Digimon World 4, with CG digimon who look less like digimon and more like they escaped from Destiny's rejected designs bin, collaboratively written and directed by Jason Friedburg and Aaron Seltzer, who thought they were making a movie, and had to pad their original 2-hour plot out into a full 20 episode season of half-hour episodes at the last minute.

Enjoy the resulting train wreck.

I really wish i hadn't pictured that while writing it. *shudder*

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu May 14, 2015 7:30 am

Granted: Someone else made the movie, you just watched it all the way through. This is what happens when you let griefs loose, they turn all the Star wars films into Digimon films.

I wish for someone to bring the tea and scones that are on the world 4 billion light years away to me in a reasonable amount of time.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu May 14, 2015 9:24 am

Granted, however they refuse to turn over the merchandise unless you pay a shipping charge, which exceeds your available finances by approximately $31,453,476,783,547,589,987,634,534,645,878,956,353,245,985,343,117,626.75 USD.

I wish i had a supply of brain bleach after watching that mess.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu May 14, 2015 9:54 am

Whozjama on previous page wrote:<..>and everyone's HP! shipping gets invalidated.

You know me too well >.<

Granted. 2 873,00 USD invoice for used brain bleach is sent your way already!

I wish for a useless trinket.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu May 14, 2015 2:32 pm

Granted: you are now the proud owner of a metal statuette of an Elephant balancing on it's two left legs. Whenever you put it down it falls over and rolls away, even when place on it's side. You can't even use it as a paperweight.

I wish for a smaller invoice.

Post by **Render** » Thu May 14, 2015 4:08 pm

Granted, the invoice is printed on A6 size paper now. A small printing charge of 2.75% is added.

I wish for a pet anteater for Hlaoroo.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu May 14, 2015 4:51 pm

Granted: but it runs away before you can gift it.

I wish for a cuddle... The invoice has gotten to me

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu May 14, 2015 5:13 pm

Granted: Meet Bruno.

I wish for fish.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Fri May 15, 2015 2:19 am

Granted, you get a piranha that somehow has fallen madly in love with you.

VEB152 wrote:
Whozjama on previous page wrote:<..>and everyone's HP! shipping gets invalidated.
You know me too well >.<

It was a shot in the dark. I wish I knew you folk better. XP

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri May 15, 2015 7:32 am

Granted, you'll know us better after a quick interrogation session with these friendly gentlemen in secret police uniform during which we'll find out about YOU as well! Ain't it fun?

I wish for an obscure reference to an old movie.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri May 15, 2015 9:25 am

Granted: But then there was one.

I wish for a desk.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri May 15, 2015 10:41 am

Granted - you get Deske

I wish to commission Rick Griffin.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri May 15, 2015 2:57 pm

Granted: but his all the work he did for you gets lost in the post.

I wish for a Lolrus.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri May 15, 2015 6:48 pm

Granted. Since you didn't ask for THE Lolrus, it's a just a lookalike that only understands Mongolian.

I wish for a loud keyboard.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri May 15, 2015 7:10 pm

Granted: but all....'I'M A KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!'... yeah that.

I wish for a peaceful evening.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri May 15, 2015 8:42 pm

granted the evening is peaceful. the morning, day, afternoon, and night on the other hand were absolute torture and left you in no state to enjoy your peaceful evening.

I wish Veb had wished fore something besides that keyboard it has a really annoying voice.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri May 15, 2015 8:57 pm

Granted, but now he wishes for something that has an even more annoying voice.

I wish I could meet Keene.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat May 16, 2015 9:59 am

Granted: He dumps 101 legal reasons why you can't do anything on you.

I wish for a puppy.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon May 18, 2015 2:41 pm

Granted: I'm not gonna make that joke. Too risky.

I wish I could draw as well as Rick.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon May 18, 2015 2:44 pm

granted: but you can't do anything but infringe on copyright.

I wish for a bucket of gold.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Mon May 18, 2015 4:02 pm

Granted, but it's radioactive.
I wish for security in later life.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon May 18, 2015 4:21 pm

Granted - you will be locked in a vault on your next birthday.

I wish everyone was a furry or liked furries.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon May 18, 2015 4:50 pm

Granted. No one is particularily into the whole concept now because it's so mudnane.

I wish for robots to take over the world. >;)

The-J-Man · Post by **The-J-Man** » Mon May 18, 2015 4:53 pm

granted, but they are stopped by none other than Will Smith

I wish someone would wish for something relevant to their lives and/or needs

Post by **Render** » Mon May 18, 2015 7:37 pm

Granted. . . . done. Not saying what it was...

I wish I could see the centipede in TUAMs avatar.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon May 18, 2015 7:40 pm

Granted, but it's the last thing you ever see...

I wish for a pet corgi

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:19 am

Granted: You are your own pet.

Better yet, your a Corgi with Corgi slaves and everyone 200 years from now will hate you because Abrasteak Discconnectin' will free all the Corgis.

I wish that made more sense.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue May 19, 2015 4:16 am

Granted. This only makes sense in a futuristic dystopia that is run by said corgies.

I wish for iced coffee.

Post by **Render** » Tue May 19, 2015 6:20 am

Granted, you sit in a puddle of it.

I wish for friendly aliens coming to earth.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 19, 2015 7:06 am

Granted: they landed in a war zone and consequently fled the destruction never to return.

I wish people couldn't get in or out of my tree without my permission.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Tue May 19, 2015 7:59 am

Granted but you cannot leave it.

I wish for instant cups of hot English tea on demand with milk sugar and no other ingredients.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue May 19, 2015 8:10 am

Granted but the cups are poured directly into your lap.

I wish I had a castle in the sky.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Tue May 19, 2015 8:16 am

Granted but it falls.

I wish for some ginger snap biscuits.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue May 19, 2015 8:26 am

Granted, but they are all stale.

I just wish I had a decent kitchen.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 19, 2015 10:44 am

Granted but the rest of the house is appalling.

I wish for a bean bag bed.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue May 19, 2015 11:02 am

Granted but the beanbags aren't connected, so every you lie down (lay down?) they all separate and you fall on the floor.

I wish it wasn't so humid.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue May 19, 2015 11:41 am

Granted, you get erratic climates (except humid)

I wish I had unlimited drawing expertise

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:12 pm

Granted. There are still people who find what to criticise, in the harsh way, though.

I wish for a landline phone with rotary dial.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:21 pm

Granted, but no matter what number you call you get connected to Big Waldo's Sandwich Shop and Kung Fu Studio.

I wish the faucet wouldn't drip all day.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:25 pm

Granted, you expierience a an extreme shortage of water

I wish that I could heal this minor burn quickly