2015/05/13 - Hop To The Opportunities
2015/05/13 - Hop To The Opportunities
[ Hop To The Opportunities ]
Title Text: They make us PAY for FOOD? Why don't they just whine of their collective dads?
BINGO!
Title Text: They make us PAY for FOOD? Why don't they just whine of their collective dads?
BINGO!
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Re: 2015/05/13 - Hop To The Opportunities
Guess poor Zach got turned down by Jessie for an actual date to the fair, so now he's looking to find a way to fill that void...
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So Zach blew through all that Mall Easter Bunny money already? I guess most of it went to buying Falstaff and Truck lunch.
Don't you mean corn dogs, Kari?
Don't you mean corn dogs, Kari?
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What does Zach keep doing with all his money, and why does he need it so much? This'd be his second job in the past few weeks! Also, that epic foreshadowing of Corn is getting mighty intense .
*BRICK'D*Xane wrote:Bingo announcing's a dangerous job, the last one had to retire early after he lost an I during the game!
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He probably uses his money helping the woodland critters!CHAOKOCartoons wrote:What does Zach keep doing with all his money, and why does he need it so much? This'd be his second job in the past few weeks! Also, that epic foreshadowing of Corn is getting mighty intense .
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Wow, $50 for getting in is exspensive no matter where you are... Come on economy ! I mean ... Come on !
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Even knowing Tiger had no means to pay it back, Zach will lend him the money :/ There goes Zach's savings.
Is this a Tiger's arc? Or at least the main story is his?
Is this a Tiger's arc? Or at least the main story is his?
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Two lucky ears equals eleven in bingo;
At least to those not up on the lingo.
Sighting Zach brings out Tiger the family man,
as it always does when he has a plan.
He'll win that money by means foul or fair,
in ways that'll make people stand and stare.
He'll earguard cash so he can fill his gut
with all the corn coming from the old butt.
He'll win the prize, no doubt he will,
eating at the table like a pig in the swill.
It's then that Marvin will really need Zach.
Carrying Tiger alone could break his back.
At least to those not up on the lingo.
Sighting Zach brings out Tiger the family man,
as it always does when he has a plan.
He'll win that money by means foul or fair,
in ways that'll make people stand and stare.
He'll earguard cash so he can fill his gut
with all the corn coming from the old butt.
He'll win the prize, no doubt he will,
eating at the table like a pig in the swill.
It's then that Marvin will really need Zach.
Carrying Tiger alone could break his back.
Re: 2015/05/13 - Hop To The Opportunities
Why on earth would it be important to separate "spoiled" from "rancid"? Neither's edible...
You can't look dignified when you're having fun.
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Karishad regulations.Tyris wrote:Why on earth would it be important to separate "spoiled" from "rancid"? Neither's edible...
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"And Keene said unto him, bring forth the Karishad!"Tyris wrote:Why on earth would it be important to separate "spoiled" from "rancid"? Neither's edible...
RELEASE THE CORN!!!!!
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Re: 2015/05/13 - Hop To The Opportunities
Not for humans* anyway, but Kari's a fox. Foxes can eat stuff regular dogs can't, and if you've ever seen what a dog's willing to eat...Tyris wrote:Why on earth would it be important to separate "spoiled" from "rancid"? Neither's edible...
* Unless it's acceptable spoilage like cheese or wine.
Re: 2015/05/13 - Hop To The Opportunities
He may have other reasons for needing the money. And maybe wild animals aren't welcome.MrBlueSky7 wrote:Guess poor Zach got turned down by Jessie for an actual date to the fair, so now he's looking to find a way to fill that void...
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Aww...Zach still has to get a bad job. I would go for the hot dog separation job. Bingo caller is so boring.
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I'm surprised Kari didn't come up with jobs like "banana bender".
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Looks like Zach is too shy to be a Bingo announcer.
My bet is that Tiger will either ask Zach for the money, or he will become a bingo announcer and call out all the wrong letters.
My bet is that Tiger will either ask Zach for the money, or he will become a bingo announcer and call out all the wrong letters.
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Ah! There's a subscription fee to pay, I knew it... After all, they need the money to buy all the food you wish to eat. Maybe it's better go that pizza night, it's better than nothing, and it could be free, instead... You see it right, Tiger, you need a job to gain money, but would be better if you don't try (you even failed as TV show host). What's the sense of the first job, Karishad? You invented it, right? The poor Zach always needs to get a job, instead. But, is really so bad be a bingo announcer? Even more than act as the Easter bunny?
Zach's faces are so adorable.
Zach's faces are so adorable.
Or also "pig tails twister" and "reefs dryer".Argent wrote:I'm surprised Kari didn't come up with jobs like "banana bender".
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What's wrong with being a bingo announcer?
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That's what I was gonna ask! Is bingo really that bad?
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Little did Zach know that these days you need at least a college degree even for those jobs.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair
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i have volunteered to be a bingo announcer for service hours before. it was the most boring and repetitive job i have ever done!Amazee Dayzee wrote:That's what I was gonna ask! Is bingo really that bad?
imagine a room full of senior citizens all shouting: "WHAT?" every time you call out a space...
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They could cut down the time it takes to play by calling it 'Bino'.
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Shy bunny is adorable.
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Just try and keep Falstaff and Truck away from all that corn!Kitch wrote:And maybe wild animals aren't welcome.
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Actually, it's pretty boring to be a bingo announcer, so I get the idea why you would prefer the other jobs xD
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Re: 2015/05/13 - Hop To The Opportunities
.....What does Zach need extra money for? He just worked as an Easter Bunny last month, and he doesn't have any expenses that I know of....
.........Is he doing something special for Jessica?
Edit: Also... Corn....
Anyone else starting to think that Babylon Gardens is in Iowa?
.........Is he doing something special for Jessica?
Edit: Also... Corn....
Anyone else starting to think that Babylon Gardens is in Iowa?
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Is Iowa known for their corn?
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Isn't Indiana the corn state? Anyway, I don't think Babylon is even in America. I remember a comic strip that had the side of the car and Peanut was sticking his head out the window and drooling, which hit Grape in the face. Earl was clearly on the right side of the car, driving. No one dives like that on America!
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Peanut is sitting in Earl's lap in that strip, as dogs do.
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Oh... well then. I have no other answers to this. Welcome to MURICA!
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Re: 2015/05/13 - Hop To The Opportunities
Thats right, Zach. Think about it before going through with it.
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Mickey wrote:Isn't Indiana the corn state?!
Well it IS corny...it gave us David Letterman. I don't know if Rick is a Letterman fan, but it certainly would be funny to see a one-off picture of Letterman surrounded by Babylon Gardens wildlife as the host frequently got freaked out by having Jack Hannah place zoo animals around him in numerous episodes.
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We'll probably never figure out what state it is set in.
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Oooooooh-klahoma... where...Mickey wrote:Isn't Indiana the corn state?
But really pretty much any of the flat square states qualify...Wikiquote wrote:There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow.
The corn is as high as a elephant's eye,
And it looks like it's climbin' clear up to the sky.
Oh, what a beautiful mornin',
Oh, what a beautiful day!
I got a beautiful feelin'
Everything's goin' my way.
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Rick will never give us a straight answer because he likes trolling us too much. xD