2015/03/23 - The Binky Bandit

Post by **Obbl** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:02 am

[ The Binky Bandit ]

Title Text: Daryl got a hat, Poncho got a poncho, Bino got a pacifier. Themeing

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Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:10 am

Why do all the humans in this universe assume the absolute worst possible things? Bino does not look rabid at all - get your facts straight off-screen parent! He looks feral, not rabid.

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:14 am

Classy speakin Bino is classy, not effective but classy nevetheless

King's Men14 · Post by **King's Men14** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:17 am

When plans a and b don't work, try plan c, ask for your free lawyer and free call.

max7345 · Post by **max7345** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:20 am

King's Men14 wrote:When plans a and b don't work, try plan c, ask for your free lawyer and free call.

That's your plan C? Mine is "run in the opposite direction until they no longer possess the desire to pursue and/or hit you". Plan D is the lawyer thing.

ChekeBello · Post by **ChekeBello** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:51 am

So, the items they hold are the things they stole?

IceKitsune · Post by **IceKitsune** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:00 am

Bino is just really digging himself deeper and deeper into this. Hes going to have a heck of a time getting himself out of this one I think.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:03 am

So Other Daryl got the lollipop?

There truly is a dummy in the strip today
but I don't think it belonged to the kid;
you guys might call it pacified
but I think Bino's flipped his lid.
Still trying and failing the simple things,
Bino can't even get the kid to be quiet
even trying all the things he's tried
he's gonna set off a mom riot.
Jack's not watching, Jack's not there,
he's used our hero as distraction
but, even if the truth was implied,
we'll soon see Bino in traction.

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:25 am

That explaines the tie Miles wears.
Bino sounds like he would make a good posh butler.

gamepopper · Post by **gamepopper** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:54 am

"How do you turn one of these things off?!"

Oh Bino, I wish even humans knew that.

SnuggleKing · Post by **SnuggleKing** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:09 am

I'd like to give Bino a good whack too. Is there a sign-up for that or something?

Civilization · Post by **Civilization** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:59 am

SnuggleKing wrote:I'd like to give Bino a good whack too. Is there a sign-up for that or something?

Everyone gets one free, then another one... free, and another one... oh who cares, just whack him, he can't do anything about it.

Perfesser_Bear · Post by **Perfesser_Bear** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:38 pm

And thus was he ever known as Binky Bino.
At least people stopped mispronouncing his name.

As kids growing up, we never heard of a binky. I think I first heard it on The Benny Hill Show in the early 1980s: "I've dropped me binky!"

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:47 pm

It's Binky Bino!
He's dinky-di! No
more Archibald or Beano no siree!
It's Binky Bino
He sure is fine, oh
he will show you what a great dog he can be!

I know that tune, but I just can't place it. Don't blame me for the song, my subconscious just came up with that bit of doggeral. That's why I can't tell you what the music is...

Edit: I know Archibald is Tiger, blame my subconscious. Or fill in a better line.

Dinky-di is a classic (and possibly obsolete) ockerism.

King's Men14 · Post by **King's Men14** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:06 pm

max7345 wrote:
King's Men14 wrote:When plans a and b don't work, try plan c, ask for your free lawyer and free call.
That's your plan C? Mine is "run in the opposite direction until they no longer possess the desire to pursue and/or hit you". Plan D is the lawyer thing.

It was that or pleading the fifth amendment.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:09 pm

Bino better have everyone watching. *shakes fist*

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:31 pm

Oh Bino. Just look at how low you have fallen. I didn't think you could go any farther.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:32 pm

Keep it classy, Bino.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:34 pm

Stuff like this is the reason why I feel nothing but pity for him.

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:43 pm

Perfesser_Bear wrote:And thus was he ever known as Binky Bino.
At least people stopped mispronouncing his name.

Beano forever!
I will never conform.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 5:11 pm

The baby is not the only who things that's funny.

Never remove the pacifier from the mouth of a baby! I hope you learned why, Bino.

Ah, but why define Bino as a rabid dog? He's at least fool, but rabid not.

That's expected, but poor his head, mashed with no mercy with a bag... A bag? Plan C! Quick, take it and bring it to Jack, so to pass the fourth test!

Just thought of this: Bino and Tiger would do a great show together.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 7:42 pm

gamepopper wrote:"How do you turn one of these things off?!"

Oh Bino, I wish even humans knew that.

Darn it, Bino, that's the near-universal ON switch! Occasionally you'll get a baby who's all smiles, though.

Douglas Collier wrote:Why do all the humans in this universe assume the absolute worst possible things? Bino does not look rabid at all - get your facts straight off-screen parent! He looks feral, not rabid.

You know, I kind of think people overreact like that in real life, too.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:20 pm

I guess Rick wanted to go for a bit of realism there.

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