2015/03/18 - Back Alley Bino

Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:22 am

[ Back Alley Bino ]

Title Text: can't talk now, drooling

He prefers just Daryl

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:28 am

"-Give me your cellphone

-No."

Funny fact, this actually happened to me (me being the one being mugged)

bjchan95 · Post by **bjchan95** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:31 am

Looks like Bino is naked again, too bad he can't hold a censor bar over his neck while mugging someone

It's quite amazing how a character can look naked simply by removing their collar.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:33 am

Well this isn't gonna end well for Bino. At all.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:34 am

Wow, talk about "hungry like the wolf."

I can see how this plan will be bad already. Bino, somehow I don't think Jack will stick around in case things go wrong.

Now I'm curious, this how Jack lost his arm, or did it happen later? Maybe he was a great thief even before he lost his arm.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:38 am

Elaine implied it was from trying to fix the garbage disposal. Since Jack is a habitual liar and I have no reason not to think that of Elaine, I think she's telling the truth.

IceKitsune · Post by **IceKitsune** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:50 am

This is quite possibly the stupidest thing he has ever done.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:53 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Elaine implied it was from trying to fix the garbage disposal. Since Jack is a habitual liar and I have no reason not to think that of Elaine, I think she's telling the truth.

I think she was just teasing him, cause that would mean that he lost his arm after moving into Babylon Gardens.

***
This whole strip is just asking for trouble xD
First off, stealing something from a Human won't end well.
Second off, Bino giving his collar away means that if he is caught he'll be deemed a stray and thrown into the pound.
Third off, His growling stomach will probably give him away.

Also, his neck doesn't look that bad here.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 1:07 am

Oh! It's not everyday we get to a place outside of the wilderness, or some character's house.

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 1:17 am

Ok now that he is collarless he will be caught and like Keene will be forgotten for a while.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 1:33 am

If Bino gets thrown into the pound, will they notify the K9 squad?

OK, Bino's desire makes him a dumb ol' hound
and Jack's plan will take him to the ol' pound
Where he'll see all the worst he can see -
the occupants will show him how bad it can be.
Bino's forever maligning his mere luck
in a way that would make the occupants upchuck
Complaining on the wrong sort of given meat
is nothing to those dying on their feet.
And what is Jack planning for his stooge?
He's a bandit, meaner than old Uncle Scrooge.
What will happen if he's caught stealing?
A life behind bars is hardly appealing...

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 2:42 am

This can end in two ways; hilariously painful or painfully hilarious. Either way, we win and Bino loses, so it's all good!

Karl · Post by **Karl** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:46 am

Cute!

The-J-Man · Post by **The-J-Man** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:46 am

Am I the only one concerned about who these two pencil-necks are stealing from? Cause I'm expecting Bino to actually try and take something from officer Bill

TheOne · Post by **TheOne** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:18 am

Missing panel:

Bino comes back with some half-eaten garbage in his hands. Jack isn't impressed.

Jack: Stealing garbage from a dumpster doesn't count!

Bino: Yes it does! The stuff in dumpsters is legal property of Waste Management!

Next panel: *both stomachs grumble*

Next panel:

Jack: Okay, I'll let it slide. So what do you have?

Bino: (staring into bag) Chocolate doughnuts.

Next panel: *Bino still staring into bag, Jack facepaws*

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:36 am

Bino's gonna send up stealing from his owner, ain't he?

He is that stupid, you know.

jrh150482 · Post by **jrh150482** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:40 am

All right, I was wrong. Bino and Jack aren't teaming up. Jack's trying to play Bino.

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:09 am

This is NOT gonna end well.

Can't wait.

dtlux1 · Post by **dtlux1** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:42 am

Oh, looks like I was right when I said I thought the fourth test was stealing something.

Wonder what will happen to Bino. Knowing him, he will probably get caught.

Not a good thing to happen without a collar...

AuraSight · Post by **AuraSight** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:39 am

My first reaction to this was that Jack is messing with Bino, just trying to get him into trouble for his own amusement. However, with Jack's vigor for theft, it would make sense as to why he so badly wanted the fourth test to be taken by Bino and the other cubs.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 9:37 am

If Bino succeeds, my guess is that Jack will credit Bino with the theft, but will secretly keep it for his little black market.
If he doesn't succeed, it'd be funny if he's arrested by new K-9 recruit Fox.

Liam · Post by **Liam** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 9:52 am

Call me distrustful, but I have the sneaking suspicion that's not the real fourth test.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:25 am

Whooo boy. I can see two things: Bino getting a criminal record for this and/or the wolves getting themselves into a part of the law that the miltons will be having a hard time to recover from.

I also suspect that Duchess will hear about this and take advantage of it.

Plot twist: Bino succeeds. Him and Jack are best friends and they steal all your pants. (for their wallets)

WishIWasHearEarlier · Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:27 am

He really should had quit after the whole bear thing. Truth be told, I didn't think the ark would go on for this long.

dtlux1 · Post by **dtlux1** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:13 am

GameCobra wrote:Whooo boy. I can see two things: Bino getting a criminal record for this and/or the wolves getting themselves into a part of the law that the miltons will be having a hard time to recover from.

I also suspect that Duchess will hear about this and take advantage of it.

Plot twist: Bino succeeds. Him and Jack are best friends and they steal all your pants. (for their wallets)

HA! JOKES ON YOU! I DON'T KEEP IT IN MY PANTS!

I do see it as Bino getting a criminal record and Jack getting things to sell. Then maybe Bino will be in the pound, say that Jack told him to do it, and Jack will deny everything.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:15 am

IceKitsune wrote:This is quite possibly the stupidest thing he has ever done.

He's going to end in the pound with Delusional Steve.

They will spend a strip or two telling each other one giant whopper after another about how they got there.

Steve will acknowledge Bino as his master.

1071-CCN · Post by **1071-CCN** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:37 am

One thing I know for sure is that there will be zany shenanigans.

Civilization · Post by **Civilization** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:44 am

Bino is going to try and rob someone, then when that person realizes what Bino is trying to do, that person will rob Bino.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:03 pm

Civilization wrote:Bino is going to try and rob someone, then when that person realizes what Bino is trying to do, that person will rob Bino.

But he's not wearing anything! What can he steal, his dignity? That got lost several strips ago.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:50 pm

Either Bino's rumbling tummy is going to sound like he's growling at someone or someone will take pity on him and give him food - that's my guess.

King's Men14 · Post by **King's Men14** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 1:34 pm

I wonder what Jack was think in the third panel that made him feel shocked?

Civilization · Post by **Civilization** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 2:46 pm

Argent wrote:
Civilization wrote:Bino is going to try and rob someone, then when that person realizes what Bino is trying to do, that person will rob Bino.
But he's not wearing anything! What can he steal, his dignity? That got lost several strips ago.

He could be dog-napped, or Bino takes said person to Jack. Be like "Jack, I need my collar back."

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 3:10 pm

Is it too much to hope that somehow Bino double-crosses Jack?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 3:37 pm

Can't steal on an empty stomach.

TheOne · Post by **TheOne** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 5:16 pm

Argent wrote:
IceKitsune wrote:This is quite possibly the stupidest thing he has ever done.
He's going to end in the pound with Delusional Steve.

They will spend a strip or two telling each other one giant whopper after another about how they got there.

Steve will acknowledge Bino as his master.

I thought Steve wasn't in the shelter anymore. But if he is I can imagine that he might think Bino is from the family that abandoned him.

dtlux1 wrote:
GameCobra wrote:Whooo boy. I can see two things: Bino getting a criminal record for this and/or the wolves getting themselves into a part of the law that the miltons will be having a hard time to recover from.

I also suspect that Duchess will hear about this and take advantage of it.

Plot twist: Bino succeeds. Him and Jack are best friends and they steal all your pants. (for their wallets)
HA! JOKES ON YOU! I DON'T KEEP IT IN MY PANTS!

You probably should.

But I don't have a wallet; I have a checkbook, and I normally keep it in my jacket's pocket, so I can't judge.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 5:32 pm

Uh-oh, the fourth test against humans is that: steal their stuff.

Practically it's what Jack still uses to do.

Really all the wolves did that? Bad wolves hands...

Anyway, it's nice from Jack to help Bino, somehow, but let's see if he'll do something epic also this time, or if he'll really break some bones now instead of some law.

Aaah! Naked Bino, again! Censor it!

Now we see his pencil-like neck, again!

Poor Bino's tummy, go steal some food, instead.

But, what's unbelievable is the fact that the fat Daryl tummy can growl so loudly... It's a bottomless pit!

dryideabat · Post by **dryideabat** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:14 pm

Oh boy, it's come to this: Grand Theft Bino. But yeah, after what he's endured- a night in the wilderness and all- I'd be as hungry as OD too...
You know, I wonder at this point if Bino even remembers why he originally went on this whole endeavor in the first place.

Silly Zealot · Post by **Silly Zealot** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:35 pm

He remembers he wants to become an honorary wolf all too well!

TheOne wrote:
Argent wrote:He's going to end in the pound with Delusional Steve.

They will spend a strip or two telling each other one giant whopper after another about how they got there.

Steve will acknowledge Bino as his master.
I thought Steve wasn't in the shelter anymore. But if he is I can imagine that he might think Bino is from the family that abandoned him.

Well, when you are right you are right. That would totally hook me in.

I'm just glad the last test didn't involve sacrificing a "skinling" to the fur god.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 9:17 pm

i think it would be kinda funny if we had another "character is left behind somewhere" plot with bino at the end of this arc, but instead of someone bailing him out, when we check on him again he's somehow taken over the pound from the inside via vaguely explained noodle incident that occurred off screen. just for the sake of seeing the other character's reactions.

Also because it would mean the one time Bino accomplishes something no one from BG is there to see it, not even the audience.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:05 am

I can see Jeff, being sort of a jerk (almost as much as Pete) just leaving him there for a few days after telling the owners not to let him get adopted.