Chat Thread 42: The Answer To Life, The Universe and Everyth
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I will literally ban you.
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*Gives Diss an acorn*
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*Is over in the corner building a squirrel proof shelter* If anybody needs me, I'll be in here from the 21st to the 22nd.
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Dissension wrote:I will literally ban you.
*Gives Diss largest acorn in stash* Please don't hurt me
Sir, where exactly did you acquire that acorn?Douglas Collier wrote:*Gives Diss an acorn*
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It came from an oak tree.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Chat Thread 42: The Answer To Life, The Universe and Eve
Never underestimate the wrath of squirrels
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Chat Thread 42: The Answer To Life The Universe & Everything
I see a few squirrels here every once in a while. I also see many deer, as they love the pear trees in my yard. When I was in Canada for a week, there were chipmunks everywhere. They would always try to get out food, it didn't help that we were feeding them trail mix. We called them minibears.
If you need me in 2 days, I'll be hiding in my basement for the whole day. I don't have a stash of acorns down there, what are you talking about?
*Hides stash of acorns*
If you need me in 2 days, I'll be hiding in my basement for the whole day. I don't have a stash of acorns down there, what are you talking about?
*Hides stash of acorns*
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Be careful, despite how smelly he is (according to a certain mod), Diss can sense where acorns are.
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I have come out of my basement to offer a peace offering, have an acorn.
Please share nicely, I am going back into my basement now.
Please share nicely, I am going back into my basement now.
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People don't seem to realize that I am the real terror you should fear because I can't be bribed with something so common as acorns.
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Can you be bribed with love? (If not, I also have cake)JeffCvt wrote:People don't seem to realize that I am the real terror you should fear because I can't be bribed with something so common as acorns.
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Re: Chat Thread 42: The Answer To Life, The Universe and Eve
nah, you need to bribe Jeff with power tools.
I however accept desserts.
I however accept desserts.
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Okay, you can have the cake.RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:nah, you need to bribe Jeff with power tools.
I however accept desserts.
Jeff gets a limited-edition glittery pink power drill with Hannah Montana decorations
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You'll be the first one I ban when I finally acquire the power to do so.SergeiTheFox wrote:a limited-edition glittery pink power drill with Hannah Montana decorations
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We appreciate you, squirrels!
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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It was either that or one with Justin Bieber decorations. I did you a favor.JeffCvt wrote:You'll be the first one I ban when I finally acquire the power to do so.SergeiTheFox wrote:a limited-edition glittery pink power drill with Hannah Montana decorations
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Fun trivia: I have the largest ban body count of the entire mod staff. You just never hear about it because I'm so ruthless I practically erase my victims from existence.
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Re: Chat Thread 42: The Answer To Life, The Universe and Eve
For a fun fact that wasn't really fun.
It's like the mods are some kind of mob.
The Mod Mob.
It's like the mods are some kind of mob.
The Mod Mob.
Just an Arc
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Well, now that SAP is over, I'm off to regrease the bird feeder.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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That is a fun fact as long as I am not erased. I don't plan on being banned anytime soon though, so that shouldn't be a problem.
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The Mod Mafia?ArcWolf wrote:For a fun fact that wasn't really fun.
It's like the mods are some kind of mob.
The Mod Mob.
And Diss is their don.
They take care of their business. They want a problem dealt with? It's erased from existence. So don't make yourself their problem, capiche?
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So I guess I should be careful, I like my existance, I don't want to be erased.
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"For your safety, please do not feed, taunt, or tease the moderators."
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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But... But... I gave out an acorn to be shared...Douglas Collier wrote:"For your safety, please do not feed, taunt, or tease the moderators."
I guess I am fine, as I didn't shout something like, "YOU MODS ARE ALL MODS!"
Oh no... I just did...
Please don't erase me, that statement is true...
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I wanna see Sleet and Diss fight because Sleet called Diss smelly.
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Pfft. There are much worse things to be called than "smelly", amazee. Certainly not the kind of thing to start a fight over.
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Sleet has always called Diss smelly.
Actually, all of the mods get along pretty well with each other. We may not all be "friends" with one another, but I've never seen a major conflict on or off of the forums. (Of course, I don't pry into their personal lives though). And if, for some strange reason, two mods do get into some kind of major conflict, I know for a FACT that our current staff is professional enough that it wouldn't spill onto the forums.
So if you guys ever do see the mods poking each other, you can be sure it's all in good fun.
Actually, not long after I was promoted, I made a joke about "abusing mod powers" and Sleet edited my post to say "I SMELL FUNNY." I've been secretly gathering an army of intelligent hamsters ever since and giving them tiny computers so one day, when no other mods are on, I can get them all to edit every single one of Sleet's posts to say "I SMELL FUNNY".
Actually, all of the mods get along pretty well with each other. We may not all be "friends" with one another, but I've never seen a major conflict on or off of the forums. (Of course, I don't pry into their personal lives though). And if, for some strange reason, two mods do get into some kind of major conflict, I know for a FACT that our current staff is professional enough that it wouldn't spill onto the forums.
So if you guys ever do see the mods poking each other, you can be sure it's all in good fun.
Actually, not long after I was promoted, I made a joke about "abusing mod powers" and Sleet edited my post to say "I SMELL FUNNY." I've been secretly gathering an army of intelligent hamsters ever since and giving them tiny computers so one day, when no other mods are on, I can get them all to edit every single one of Sleet's posts to say "I SMELL FUNNY".
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The possibilities....JeffCvt wrote:Actually, not long after I was promoted, I made a joke about "abusing mod powers" and Sleet edited my post to say "I SMELL FUNNY." I've been secretly gathering an army of intelligent hamsters ever since and giving them tiny computers so one day, when no other mods are on, I can get them all to edit every single one of Sleet's posts to say "I SMELL FUNNY".
We can turn this:
Into this:Sleet wrote:Fun trivia: I have the largest ban body count of the entire mod staff. You just never hear about it because I'm so ruthless I practically erase my victims from existence.
Hamster-Edited Sleet wrote:Fun trivia: I SMELL FUNNY
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Yeah all this talk of smelling funny reminded me of that scene in POTC 2.
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...and really bad eggs.
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WHAT?! WHY NOT!?!Douglas Collier wrote:"[...] please do not feed [...] the moderators."
But I don't want those...Douglas Collier wrote:...and really bad eggs.
Chat Thread 42: The Answer To Life The Universe & Everything
I can't call anyone smelly (truthfully), as I am in a place where I can't smell anyone. It is this magical place I like to call the interwebs, you can even surf on it without leaving your house.
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It's funny because you've banned one person permanently. If ranked from most to least bans issued, it would be either me or Foxstar, then Rick, then you. I dunno what's wrong with everyone else. Maybe they're lazy!Sleet wrote:Fun trivia: I have the largest ban body count of the entire mod staff. You just never hear about it because I'm so ruthless I practically erase my victims from existence.
JeffCvt wrote:Actually, not long after I was promoted, I made a joke about "abusing mod powers" and Sleet edited my post to say "I SMELL FUNNY." I've been secretly gathering an army of intelligent hamsters ever since and giving them tiny computers so one day, when no other mods are on, I can get them all to edit every single one of Sleet's posts to say "I SMELL FUNNY". :P
For clarification, we do take abuse of permissions very seriously. It's impossible to stay mad at Sleet, though.
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What's wrong is that you didn't make us globals so we don't have the power to ban anyone.Dissension wrote: It's funny because you've banned one person permanently. If ranked from most to least bans issued, it would be either me or Foxstar, then Rick, then you. I dunno what's wrong with everyone else. Maybe they're lazy!
^ He's right. All official mod actions, whether it's editing something, moving a topic, or deleting a post, are by default recorded and logged by the forums so anyone that was abusing their power would be caught very quickly. You'd be surprised also about how much we mods talk about things on Skype before taking any action. It's rare for any of us to act without consulting at least one of the other mods. You can be sure that we don't take the responsibility lightly and that we do care for you all and for the community here very much.Dissension wrote: For clarification, we do take abuse of permissions very seriously. It's impossible to stay mad at Sleet, though.
And yes, Sleet is far too fuzzy to be mad at.
It's not that secret, Jeff. The packages with air holes addressed to you that kept arriving in the mod post box kinda gave you away.JeffCvt wrote:I've been secretly gathering an army of intelligent hamsters ever since
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So all of the forum mods must be locally lazy then.Hlaoroo wrote:What's wrong is that you didn't make us globals so we don't have the power to ban anyone.Dissension wrote: It's funny because you've banned one person permanently. If ranked from most to least bans issued, it would be either me or Foxstar, then Rick, then you. I dunno what's wrong with everyone else. Maybe they're lazy!
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Guys, in reality all the mods stink.
in other news I can't seem to sleep tonight, so I will be lurking and waiting to add whitty banter to this chat.
in other news I can't seem to sleep tonight, so I will be lurking and waiting to add whitty banter to this chat.
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You would too if you were a wild animal that doesn't get regular access to baths.Drake wrote:Guys, in reality all the mods stink.
Nah, the forumites are just too well behaved. We really don't have to do much which is nice because for the most part we can enjoy the forums like any other user.ArcFlight wrote:So all of the forum mods must be locally lazy then.
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Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!Douglas Collier wrote:...and really bad eggs.
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I definitely should start a mod bathing service. I think it would do well.
First up is Kitch.
First up is Kitch.
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Excuse me but I shower at least once a month. I do not smell that bad most of the time.
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