That moment when someone knows you, but you don't know them and you start to explain things they already know. Then they say they know and ask if you remember them.
I hated it when this happened. I just walked away and acted like nothing ever happened.
Better than some guy you don't know literally walking up to you, calling you by name, and asking for a ride home. I was lucky I had the excuse that my truck was in for repairs and I was taking the bus home that day.
JeffCvt wrote:Better than some guy you don't know literally walking up to you, calling you by name, and asking for a ride home. I was lucky I had the excuse that my truck was in for repairs and I was taking the bus home that day.
Me and my friend had some woman in a Wal-Mart parking lot walk up to us and ask for a ride to the hotel. I said sure and about halfway there she asked us if we wanted some Adderall.
JeffCvt wrote:Better than some guy you don't know literally walking up to you, calling you by name, and asking for a ride home. I was lucky I had the excuse that my truck was in for repairs and I was taking the bus home that day.
Me and my friend had some woman in a Wal-Mart parking lot walk up to us and ask for a ride to the hotel. I said sure and about halfway there she asked us if we wanted some Adderall.
I used to use Adderall. I hated it SO much. All it did was make me tired during the day, unable to sleep at night, and made me look like an anorexic....
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Amazee Dayzee wrote:Driving home without a muffler and knowing that everybody can hear your car as it drives.
Reminds me of when we had to leave our camp about 8 years ago due to a flood. I was in my Dad's dump truck, and we were driving through the dirt roads to get to the main road and to town. There was one point where the water was over the road, because it was right before a bridge. We were driving through the water when a branch ripped off the muffler and it got taken away by the water. My dad looked for it and couldn't find it. The next day he bought a new one. When it was safe to go back to our camp, he stopped because he saw something from the road. He stopped to see what it was, and it was his muffler that got ripped off.
Awkward moment when you try to explain that if Link was a girl, all it would change is the fact that Zelda and Link would just be friends.
Then they go to flip out, but realize that my point is true and move on to say "The feminist fans would go berserk telling everyone "told you so!"
Which I follow up with my concluding point. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
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And then we go on to talk about his weird teachers.
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In the Zelda Manga's, she did turn into a guy. But in the actual game, she just learned the art of disguise to make herself look like a guy. She doesn't actually turn into a guy :3
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It might not be funny, but it is rather awkward at work to have a customer ask for an item. you look, don't see it, BUT THEN. After they are gone and it's been an hour, you find the item they are looking for. It was also right in front of you.
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We have a type of large but harmless spider here called a "huntsman". I saw one of these in my house the other day and I was telling my family about it. Except my tongue got stuck and I said: "I had a big husband crawling across my floor."
We have a type of large but harmless spider here called a "huntsman". I saw one of these in my house the other day and I was telling my family about it. Except my tongue got stuck and I said: "I had a big husband crawling across my floor."
Hahahhah huntsman spiders look terrifying. The biggest i've seen in Americaland is a wolf spider.
That moment when you draw something, someone asks what you what you drew, then you try to discard the paper only to figure out that the place had no trashcans. The trashcans have failed me...
We have a type of large but harmless spider here called a "huntsman". I saw one of these in my house the other day and I was telling my family about it. Except my tongue got stuck and I said: "I had a big husband crawling across my floor."
Hey... I'm not that big How else would I fit under the couch?
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Amazee Dayzee wrote:Then again, you're speaking to the girl who pronounced "Margot" as "Mar-Got". Embarrassing when I had to do an oral report about Anne Frank.
What's wrong with pronouncing "Margot" as "Mar-Got"? That's completely correct with the t at the end. I think expecially for the German Anne Frank and her sister Margot in the German pronounciation [ˈmargɔt] fully correct and appropriate.
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