Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

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My friend planted a heap of riding whips the other day. She wanted to grow some crops. :D
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I would axe you a question but I don't have anymore spray.



I'm in a knotty situation.


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Hotep the psychic wrote:I would axe you a question but I don't have anymore spray.



I'm in a knotty situation.


How tonight by Monty python.
I guess you got tied up with your knotty joke ;)
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What do you call a limited edition Dasyurid? Highly quollectible!

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Those puns are of high quollity.
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I was thinking of posting in this but it dingo as planned.

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May you all you dogs bow-wow down to Punderful Spell Cat-ster! I have captured all the felines and-

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All I got was a bunch of amatours.
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Bonnie was picking through a small box of candies the manager gave him. He popped a small chocolate one in his mouth.

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Marionette was waiting for my calico muzzle to show up in the door. He smiled when I opened the door, accidentally letting in a sparrow. It landed on his shoulder, taking a liking to him instantly.

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"That's-"

A ball bounces passed.

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A fake wall rides passed.

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I climb out of the logo and stomp off screen. The Fazbear crew takes my place. Bonnie and Chica had cement on their hands, Foxy and Freddy held cell phones, and Marionette held a basket of rubber bouncy balls.

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Bonnie bits into a carrot.

"Eh, what's up, clock?"

They jump out of the logo add I begin to chase them with a mallet.

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Peanut butter not mess with Grape's nap time again - I think he has yet to truly confront The Grape of Wrath.
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The other day I heard a person got his whole left side cut off... But I'm sure he'll be all right.
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All his left side? Like...straight down the middle and throw away the parts? Left his reactions a bit late didn't he?
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I'm not going to take sides on this one.
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Right.
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Fishing left right now plz leave a line after the beep.
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I really want to get a job cleaning mirrors. It's just a job I can see myself doing.
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The elephant attended medical school because he wanted to become a pachydermatologist.
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How tearibly punny!
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Hlaoroo wrote:My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I really want to get a job cleaning mirrors. It's just a job I can see myself doing.
Why not just take Selfies? You can picture yourselves doing it! :lol:
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Oh, what a terrible PunKitsune.
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2nd try. Sorry.

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Yo dawg i heard you like T so i got you mr T drinking Tea at T mobile under your Mr T mobile
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One doesn't make a joke about Mr T; that's not what us A team do! We're nice people.
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The great thing about Mr T, is travelling with him. On account of his name being one letter, first class is a lot cheaper.
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Czukay wrote:The other day I had a piece of cake wrapped in tinfoil with my lunch. And I thought to myself... Opening this tinfoil will be a piece of cake won't it!
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Sure climbing small ladders is a poor part of the job, but its a step up!
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A plant and its buds were sent uproot for their chrymes.
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I guess Author's allergies influenced this pun. I'm going to do something illegal to y-wait a second.
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Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.

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"So, you're saying you need some of my magic?"

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oh this is just going to dragon and on isn't it?
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Probably not, for Pete's sake!
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This has become so worrying I'm going to have kits-sune.
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These puns are Tarotble.
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How about a Peanut?
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that wasn't a very good pun. what were you thin-King?
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