Attack the above poster

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:13 pm

I use you as a bounce house... with my claws OUT

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 8:32 pm

I take RatHead's deflated body and wrap it around you.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 8:57 pm

Uhhh, i didn't deflate myself, and it's impossible to wrap myself around myself
I blow your mind with these simple facts

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:20 am

I see the error...
I give you Phazon Fever!!!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:10 pm

I burn you with an iron.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:09 pm

I throw a hurricane at you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:12 pm

I flatten you with a steam roller.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:28 pm

I drop a tungsten rod on you

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:07 pm

I throw the moon
am I doing this right?

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:34 pm

Is stop all your bodily functions for 3 sec.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:17 am

I recover quickly and stab you with a scalpel

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:21 am

I box your ears.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:23 am

I envelope your feet and send them to Texas in the post.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:24 am

I infect you with neurotoxin or something

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:30 am

Having mastered Symbiotic Mutualism, I command Cryptosporidium to give
you Cryptosporidiosis.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:31 am

I use your head as a soccer ball.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:33 am

What?

I...uh, *pump slap*

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:37 am

I slap you back.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:38 am

*Hail Mary punch*

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:39 am

FALCON PUNCH!!!

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:41 am

Instant Babesiosis!

Post by **Render** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:21 am

I superglue your nose to your feet.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:58 pm

I drop an arboretum on top of you.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:54 am

I sprinkle gunpowder all over your fur and set your tail on fire.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:08 pm

I spray a can of soda on your fur.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:12 pm

Konoha villages most secret and sacred technique!
Sennen Goroshi! (One Thousand Years of Death)
(Its a joke attack in Naruto, if you havnt seen it, There's a gif of it online)

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:16 pm

I absorb you into my body.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:43 pm

I shove you in a barrel and have you roll down a hill.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:26 pm

I send you into space!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:27 pm

And I take you with me.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:32 pm

We travel through time and you take the shuttle down to the planet. To find it inhabited by apes, they attack you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 2:37 am

A planet of apes? I sit in a spacecraft and singlehandedly blow up the planet. (Like Freiza)

Post by **Render** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:49 am

I make you realize that there is no suitable place to land within range...

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:00 am

I throw a hammer at you.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:52 am

MEH

My lack of caring blows your head up.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:03 am

I bind you to the floor, face up I may add.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:46 pm

I have Donkey Kong throw a barrel at you.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:03 pm

I have MArio jump on your head

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:06 pm

I make you dress as Luigi for a fancy dress ball.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:16 pm

I have Yoshi eat you and trap you in a egg.