Corrupt a Wish

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:52 am

Granted, but that's the last food you get for the rest of your life.

I wish I could write awesome chibis.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:17 am

Granted, but they light on fire after you finish and nobody ever gets to see them

I wish for better parents

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:10 am

Granted. You got turned onto a cartoon character and replaced the replacements.

I wish for gold coins.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:05 pm

GeckoZY wrote:Granted. You got turned onto a cartoon character and replaced the replacements.

I wish for gold coins.

Uhhh OK, bit confused here but I accept.

You get the chocolate "gold coins" and they are hot and melting, better eat em quick!

I wish for a way to connect with all my friends and those other I used to know who are not on FB/ETC/

Post by **Render** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:14 pm

Granted, the knowledge of how to operate a TELEPHONE will be brought to you soon.

I wish for more blossoming trees.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:01 am

Granted, they attract many hornets and wasps, who all dislike you and everything you like.
I wish I could see everything.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:42 am

Granted. But you can't unsee anything. Everything is visible. O_O

I wish I have a megawatt-level laser.

Pladim · Post by **Pladim** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:40 pm

It is very dense and immovable without the help of 5 others

I wish for faster shipping in the postal system

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 04, 2014 9:09 am

Granted. *puts Pladim in an express post envelope and posts him to his home address*

I wish I could do the Charleston.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun May 04, 2014 10:09 am

Granted. But you're sent back in time too.

I wish travelling didn't require visas.

Pladim · Post by **Pladim** » Sun May 04, 2014 1:27 pm

Granted, Security measures are quadrupled.

I wish for my room to be organised.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon May 05, 2014 10:52 am

Granted. Society has collapsed and everything went into chaos.

I wish for jelly beans.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon May 05, 2014 3:38 pm

GeckoZY wrote:Granted. Society has collapsed and everything went into chaos.

I wish for jelly beans.

Granted, they're all the vomit, soap, booger, etc flavored ones.

Hlaoroo wrote:I wish I could do the Charleston.

GeckoZY wrote:Granted. But you're sent back in time too.

Aww I should have granted it and had him always slippin of a bananna XD

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue May 06, 2014 9:58 am

Granted. You nonexistent wish has been granted.

I wish for self cleaning clothes.

Post by **Render** » Wed May 07, 2014 5:13 am

Granted, now you clothes now clean themselfs. While you still wear them they jump into the next available water.

I wish for free flights whenever and wherever I want.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed May 07, 2014 12:30 pm

Granted. They all include 3000 meter vertical drops as part of the flight.

I wish for more pillows.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed May 07, 2014 8:20 pm

Granted, they're all decorative and worthless

I wish for bigger muscles

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu May 08, 2014 3:24 am

Granted. You now have a ten foot long, four foot wide tongue yet your head remains the same size. What? Didn't you know that the tongue is made up of several different muscles?

I wish to know the ideal length of a piece of string.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu May 08, 2014 3:37 am

Granted, you are now tied to a pole with a 5 foot string.

I wish for Duct tape.
I've got a broken chair

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu May 08, 2014 3:38 am

Granted. *duct tapes Isaac's muzzle shut and duct tapes him to the wall*

I wish to make photocopies of myself on a photocopier.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu May 08, 2014 3:40 am

Granted. You are now stuck inside the photocopier.

I wish for a new pool.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu May 08, 2014 10:36 am

Geanted, it's a pool of random liquid which you cannot escale from... everyone runs

I wish I could run away faster 0o0

Post by **Render** » Thu May 08, 2014 12:21 pm

Granted. You can run away faster...

...than an earthworm.

I wish that there will be no problems with the next package I'll receive.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri May 09, 2014 11:01 pm

Granted. The package is fine, but there are some delivery problems.

I wish for some superglue.

Post by **Render** » Sat May 10, 2014 7:32 am

Granted, it's dropping on your back.

I wish for more nice and active users.

GeckoZY wrote:Granted. The package is fine, but there are some delivery problems.

THAT'S what I wanted to avoid too. XD

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sat May 10, 2014 8:00 am

Granted, you get me!

I wish that Pete would stop appearing in Housepets.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sat May 10, 2014 8:04 am

Granted. He appears in your real life instead

I wish for rain to start.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat May 10, 2014 9:49 am

Granted. Enjoy the indoor storm that's soaking you and you computer.

I wish to be able to tango!

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat May 10, 2014 10:17 am

Granted, now tangos surround your house ans hey are all aiming their rifles at you

I wish to be one of said tangoes

PIERULEZ · Post by **PIERULEZ** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:56 pm

Granted, but you get arrested for having a rifle

I wish for a faster computer

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 5:10 pm

Granted, but the computer is alive and it runs away from you very quickly

I wish for a new bike

Post by **Render** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 5:51 pm

Granted, but noboy want's to ride with you.

I wish for an ant.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:01 pm

(that is cool)
Granted. but its a giant fire ant.

I wish for a swimming pool

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 6:56 pm

Granted, but it's filled with lava. And you are floating in the middle.
Did I mention it is the size of a football field?

I wish for infinite Houspets.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:22 am

Granted, the sheer scale of Rick's drawing crushes the universe.
I wish I was heat resistant.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:52 pm

Granted, you freeze to death.

I wish to live forever and have NO negative side effects from this.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:30 am

Granted, you develop multiple problems over time, you would wish you were dead, but you keep forgetting die to dementia.
I wish more people were here,

Post by **Render** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:54 pm

I heard that the Italian soccer team has some spare time. So granted, they'll knock at your door tomorrow.

I wish for better mangos offered in my local stores for the same price.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:40 pm

Granted, everything else locally declines in quality.
I wish I had a energy sword.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:17 pm

Granted, it is a laser so it cuts apart the moon.

I wish for this wish that isn't a wish to not be not a wish.