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Bravomen continued but earth ends
(Also what is bravomen)

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You meet his real world doppelganger, who does not like you and runs away.

I wish for to live as many years as there are grains of sand on Earth.
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Granted. But there's a massive thunderstorm and all the sand on earth is turned to glass.

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She doesn't know who you are and calls security

I wish to meet peanut and not have anything go wrong
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Granted, but instead he turns into Johnny Bravo (anybody else ever watch that show or remember it?)

I wish for all the CD's I've been saving money to buy magically appear at my house unbroken, in perfect condition, and exactly the way that they should be (I'd like to see somebody try and corrupt THAT; ) ya!
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Sure. They arrive in the best imaginable safe that exists right now.
Without the key and codes, of course ^^

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Granted, you are kicked out of the game and not permitted to return

I wish he hadn't said that.
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Granted. But every single wish you made ever are also reversed.

I wish for a stack of playing cards.
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They are really big and crush you

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Granted, you nget a king bailing off of a sinking ship...

I wish I could actually GO TO the The Golden Gods
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you can go there only in your dreams

I wish I could punch pete
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Granted. He punches you back with 10000 times the power.

I wish I can control time.
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Granted, you have an ability to freeze time.
And by that I mean throwing clock into liquid nitrogen.

I wish to see Gecko doing that, and NOT end up contacting liquid nitrogen.
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Granted, it's concentrated nitric acid.
I wish for all the worlds weirdest cuisine.
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Ok but they have to be thrown at your face

I wish to meet Kevin and become his best friend (try corruption this)
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Granted, it is Kevin bacon and he is a real jerk who steals your wallet.
I wish you would be more specific with the name than Kevin. :P
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I wish I could meet Kevin the police dog from housepets comic and become his friend
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Granted, he is a delusion, like Calvin and Hobbes. :lol:
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Wish granted, but you can't eat it because it is stuck in an indestructible dome.
I wish for a cat!
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Granted. Starving Mountain Lion behind you.

I wish for some fries. XD
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Granted, but you are heard wrong and get friars

I wish My best friend, Alex, would start talking to me again, I know she sees and hears me, but it seems she ignores me. I know what happened Alex, you told me, I'm sorry I didn't talk to you more. :cry:
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I wish threads wouldn't die so quickly on the forums.
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Granted, but a thread dedicated to the mundane practice of earwax begins to thrive.

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Granted. All of your memories are images. No aural, tactile, etc. memories.

I wish travelling is cheaper.
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Granted, it is very cheep and now EVERYONE wants to travel

I wish to have the ability to find anything, anywhere.
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Granted, you now find random thing whereever you are. Sometimes and old apple, sometime an elevator, sometimes only the next wall. Have fun searching and finding random things that are usually directly seen by everybody.

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Granted, it is maxed at 5 miles per hour.
I wish I had all the time in the world.
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The genie has interpreted as living as long as the Earth exists and you outlive all your family and friends.

Morbid.


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Granted you now are always sucking in air and can never breathe out (tinnitus? that ringing? breathe fresh air and you'll be good, trust me, docs have told me and I know from expierience it works; also there's some medicine i forgot the name of currently...)

I wish for the best headphones for me.(i.e. my ears, my style of listening, my music... etc)
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Granted, please wait for 1 month while they are tailor made and shipped to you.

I wish for a third "Un-serious" Set in MTG (Its been 10 years :evil: )
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You get a magical fairy that doesn't take you seriously.

I wish for more good spaghetti westerns.
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Granted, but they are all in some long forgotten African language.

I wish that Housepets! had an animated series...
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Granted, its made by M. Night Shyamalan

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Granted, but s/he's annoying.

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Everyone finds Bravoman to be too retro.

I wish for a trustworthy genie.
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You get the typical 3 wishes, but with the rule that the third wish undo's the first 2 wishes.

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Granted. Blows up in 3... 2... 1...

I want an any drink dispenser.
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Its capped at 8 fluid ounces per day

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Granted, it's all bad publicity.
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Granted. It costs you USD 100,000 per command.

I wish I can have wafer sticks right now. :D
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