Attack the above poster

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:55 pm

*corks hose using Welshie and his big head*

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:37 am

*The little mouse shoots out from the pressure and hits you in the chest with a force strong enough to rip open a hole.*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:43 am

Britishfox laughs so much he pops something inside.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:46 am

*I spout of the water from that popped water balloon I've accidentally swallowed, all over you face...while thanking you*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:51 am

I check down your throat. Yup. Some of the balloon's still in there. I promise to get it out, grasp it with a fishing hook and, after removing myself from your mouth, give it to you to puul, conveniently forgetting to tell you it's against the wall of your throat...

I go hide.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:53 am

*Since I'm really bad at fishing I don't seem to catch the bite of my throat*
Hey, Welsh this don't work! *I chuck it at him...hook ended*

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:54 am

I stab you in the forehead with my kunai.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:07 pm

I use Blascovitch Attack: Dual Wield Machine guns on you

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:53 pm

I sneak up behind you and stab you

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:48 am

I give you a molten lead mask.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:03 am

I drench you with conc. HNO3

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 3:26 am

I give you some nice, refreshing H2O2.

Post by **Render** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 9:09 am

I stab a fork in your leg.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:03 am

I steal your hat and replace it with an anvil

Prances about with render's hat

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:00 am

All of renders enemies attack you by mistake as you prance.

Post by **Render** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:41 am

I throw back the pointy stick you threw at me.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:58 am

I throw back a Javelin in return.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:25 am

I chuck the measuring tape at you for breaking the world record for the javelin throw.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:27 am

I tape you to a cannonball and launch it.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 6:32 am

I tie you in front of the canon.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:25 am

I crush you with a Megazord.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:05 pm

I throw you underneath a tired circus elephant who is just laying down... *THUMP**Crinch*

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:10 am

*I place a mouse and watch the Elephant screach and roll over causing it to flatten you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:55 am

I strangle you with a live cable.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:37 am

tesla coil

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:29 pm

I stab you in the face.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:32 pm

I cause a a blade to come out of the other side and impale you in the face; and the handle to sprout spikes

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:57 am

I call an admin over and ban you for using a hacked weapon

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:59 am

I slap you with a fish (funny story in the news actually)

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:01 am

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:I slap you with a fish (funny story in the news actually)

(I've read about that, you can read it here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264 )

I hit you with a bigger fish.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:02 am

I hit you with a whale.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:03 am

I hit you with Moby Dick.

(Fact: Moby Dick was just an ordinary albino sperm whale.)

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:04 am

I hit you with one of Earths tectonic plates.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:04 am

I play bowling with planets...and you as a skittle.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:09 am

I drop you into a black hole into a dimension with a black hole and cause it to loop like that.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:10 am

The black hole then collaspses on it self due to having itself inside itself.
The black hole implodes and you are sucked in with the implosion.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:15 am

The implosion drags you in too. *glomp* I bear hug you for eternity.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:17 am

I turn into a bear and laugh at the ironic turn of events...whiiile mauling your face off.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:21 am

My tails choke and punch you at the same time!

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:25 am

I 'accidentaly' clip your tails off with my claws.