In Soviet Russia...
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In Soviet Russia...
This is another fun game I've seen pop up in other message boards I go to...it's good for a bit of a laugh, though tends to have a short shelf-life on account-a folks running out of ideas.
Here's how it works;
You start a sentence with "In Soviet Russia..."
You take an object you find in everyday life, for example a car.
And you take what you most likely would do with that object, in this instance drive it.
And you reverse the roles of yourself and the object, so it looks a little something...like this;
In Soviet Russia, Car drives you!
Simple, right?
For those of you wondering where this game originates from, I heard somewhere that it started life as a joke some comedian told, and no I do not know which comedian.
Okay, ready? Go.
In Soviet Russia, message posts you.
Here's how it works;
You start a sentence with "In Soviet Russia..."
You take an object you find in everyday life, for example a car.
And you take what you most likely would do with that object, in this instance drive it.
And you reverse the roles of yourself and the object, so it looks a little something...like this;
In Soviet Russia, Car drives you!
Simple, right?
For those of you wondering where this game originates from, I heard somewhere that it started life as a joke some comedian told, and no I do not know which comedian.
Okay, ready? Go.
In Soviet Russia, message posts you.
Re: In Soviet Russia...
In soviet Russia, 99 problems is suspiciously low number!
(In capitalist west, Bank robs you!)
(In capitalist west, Bank robs you!)
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
(Too right it does. Never woulda thought of a capitalist west spin on the joke. Very clever, Kyuubi.)
In Soviet Russia, Train rides you!
(I like trains...*HH*splat*HHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* )
In Soviet Russia, Train rides you!
(I like trains...*HH*splat*HHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* )
Re: In Soviet Russia...
In the west you can always find a good party, in Soviet Russia the Party always finds you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
*Russian accent*
in soviet Russia, tv watches you
in soviet Russia, tv watches you
Re: In Soviet Russia...
In soviet Russia fox is interested in what you say!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, YOU teach computer sciences teacher on how computer works!
True story XD
True story XD
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Minecraft, Tree punch you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In soviet Russia, pokemon catch you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, papers write you! D8
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, Bacon eats you!
I like this color/.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
I wouldn't mind if bacon would do that. :3
In soviet russia, Seeds plant you!
In soviet russia, Seeds plant you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, cakes bake you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, MvM2 plays you!
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In soviet Russia, Super Mario Bros plays you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In soviet Russia, the Bad Translator translates you.
Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, Wally finds you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In the west you listen to man on radio, in Soviet Russia man in radio listens to you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
in Soviet Russia, The fox asks what YOU say!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
In soviet Russia, tea drink you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, Jokes make you!
Did you know my friends call me "The Great Pontificator"! Or was it "The Great Time Waster"?
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, Christmas presents open you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, Law breaks you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, cops run from you.
Did you know my friends call me "The Great Pontificator"! Or was it "The Great Time Waster"?
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In soviet Russia, computer use you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet russia, me is funny.
Did you know my friends call me "The Great Pontificator"! Or was it "The Great Time Waster"?
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In America you make fun of government, in Soviet Russia you make fun of government... once!
(In soviet Russia Government make fun of you!)
(In soviet Russia Government make fun of you!)
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris is STILL epic.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In soviet Russia, Military joins you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In soviet Russia, Creepers explode you ... no, wait ... you explode Creepers ... *confused*
Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia Comic draws artist!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In soviet Russia, illness worry about you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, School educated by you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia, shoes run in you!