Attack the above poster

spyderwolf · Post by **spyderwolf** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:51 pm

Ummm... GUYS! GUYS!! *Throws rocks at you all*

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:02 am

WHAT?! *throws all stones back*

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:40 am

Who's rolling stones? *ducks and the brick hits the user bellow*

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:18 am

Okay, who's playing marbles?! This grey one hit me in the foot!
*chucks a whole bag of marbles*

PIERULEZ · Post by **PIERULEZ** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:48 pm

stab you with light saber

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:17 am

I throw an angry bird stormtrooper at you

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:24 am

*bites your shin*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:38 pm

kicks a brick wall HARD with kyu still biting ontio my chin

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:40 pm

*picks up Rathead with jaw, and slams him into a mound of bricks numerous times*
I declare this a new sport!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:46 pm

*Joins in the sport of 'Rat-splat' by jumping on Kyuubi and trying to flatten him on top of Rathead*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:12 pm

*gets 2 giant cymbals and brings them together on ou two, splat-ing you both and making you both go deaf*

Post by **Render** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:24 am

*makes a giant steel fly flag and smashes you with it*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:01 pm

You ask me about why i don't believe in humanity, I go on a rant, then get so mad i need to punch something...
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Hmmmm...
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You.

I beat you to a literal pulp

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:02 pm

*injects RatHead a triple dose of sedatives*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:03 pm

i increast to giant size before i sleep and land on you, squashing you

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:05 pm

I should have told you I was carrying a button that activates a couple of ballistic rockets, right?
Well, have fun meeting them in 3...2...1...

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:07 pm

*goes invisible* *Veb is killed by his own rockets BWAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA*

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:10 pm

Wait, when did invisibilty actually made someone physically missing? O_o
Anyways, let's re-direct another one to your hometown while it's getting ready for launch, shall we?

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:43 pm

YOU EVIL SONOF..., you take that back or i will make you never born, and your family shall SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:52 pm

Okej, komred, aj vill not target zee whole town.
Just your houze! *click*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:57 pm

Before you do i teleport you to the center of the Earth, where you are burned to death slowly while ALSO getting crushed to death.
No one remembers you were ever alive and i teleport those live nukes so that they are inside each of your family members and friends, and your pet.
They all explode and die very violently and painfully.
The pain of this causes you to explode while in heaven/hell, and you truly do not exist anymore.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:01 pm

((wait, how will I get crushed by something in the center of the Earth? Gravity is basically zero there, isn't it? Also, nukes tend to kill ones in close range real fast.))

*steps out, revealing that what got 'killed' was just a look-alike copy*
The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated... Now let's proceed to SCIENCE! *locks RatHead in a stereotypical Cold War lab*

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:19 pm

I morph you back into your dachshund form jokingly.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:41 pm

I thank you, and sap Veb above you

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:53 pm

I place you within Izanami.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:01 pm

I attack you with Scorch Release: Halo Gale Jet Black Arrow Style Zero.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:04 pm

You loop back around whilst in Izanami.
I seal you whilst you are in the Genjutsu.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:09 pm

I complete the Eye of the Moon Plan unleashing the Ten Tails and the Infinite Tsukuyomi upon you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:11 pm

I swiftly seal the Juubi away and destroy the moon.
I slap you for trying to be Madara and get you kicked out of the Sound, Orochimaru has no interest in this war.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:19 pm

I unleash Shukaku onto you and watch.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:22 pm

I transform nine times and win.
A tanuki and Kitsune are not matched in cleverness.
I drop a statue of a random mod on you.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:26 pm

I unleash a giant Tailed Beast Ball on you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:27 pm

I warp it back behind you and hit you with my own from your front.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:35 pm

I jump over the one coming from behind me and knock the other one towards you with the Oblivion Keyblade.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:16 pm

I go into master form and attack you with magnega and thundraga!

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:21 pm

I go into a mix between Anti and Final forms and attack you with Oblivion and Darkness.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:23 pm

I'll never give up!
I send King Mickey after you!

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:26 pm

*cracks knuckles* I send every kind of Nobody that has, is, and ever will exist, including every person in Organization XIII after you. (Which includes Roxas and Xion.)

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:04 pm

I send every kind of HEARTLESS that has, is, and ever will exist after you! Including Sepharoth's heartless!

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:08 pm

I send every type of Dream Eater and Unversed that has, is, and ever will exist after you.