Corrupt a Wish

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:53 am

Granted, it's not evil, but it is a scheme!
I wish I had the super emeralds. (Will PM you to talk about Sonic-y things)

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:58 am

granted , then Sonic took it
I wish I could remember something about the sonic stuff (warning : I almost forgot everything

)

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:26 am

Granted, you remember all the glitches and issues with 06.
I wish I could see that.

G'aunt_The_Overlord · Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:05 am

Granted, Its all you see for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a Magikarp! (Best Pokemon ever

)

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:08 am

Granted. You can't learn anything.

I wish for a pizza.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:57 am

Granted, it can talk and screams when you bite it, pizza rights groups form and that type of food is banned from being eaten as it is sentient.
I wish something interesting like that would happen, reality is so boring sometimes.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:05 am

Granted. You mind drifted to the surreal world of dreams... for eternity!

I wish my pizza stopped being sentient.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:16 am

Granted, they are still protesting and keeping it banned from being eaten.
I wish for coffee.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:22 am

Granted. Your coffee became sentient.

I wish for my pizzas to stop being sentient and expressive.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:25 am

Granted, people are still protesting it as before.
I wish I could climb walls.

G'aunt_The_Overlord · Post by **G'aunt_The_Overlord** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:04 pm

granted you get 2 extra pairs of arms and eternally hairy.

I wish for a Pokemon Game

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:52 pm

Granted. You got transported to the pokemon world... as a zubat.

I wish for peanuts!

Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:08 am

granted: a stampede of Canadian Pointer mixes tramples you

I wish for a penny

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:10 am

Granted. A 1:0.000001 scale penny falls down from the sky and crushes you.

I wish for the groceries to be a bit more organized.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:03 pm

Granted, they have started guerrilla resistance against you.
I wish I had stronger bones.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:24 pm

Granted, you're not flexible.

I wish I had a copy of Pokémon X.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:53 pm

Granted, it is just terrible.
I wish I could make my own Pokemon Game.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:33 am

Granted. It's the worst game ever. Of all time.

I wish I had an easy button that would literally make my life easier.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:22 pm

Granted. It turns you into a sea sponge.

I wish to go on the TV show "QI" (Quite Interesting).

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:14 pm

Granted, Stephen fry spends the night insulting you and Jimmy Carr leaves for no reason. You are left confused.
I wish for muffins!

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:04 am

Granted. It starts raining muffins... for years.

I wish for a fudge cake.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:15 am

CAKE TO THE FACE!!!

I wish for an ensuite bathroom to be added to my bedroom.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:18 am

GeckoZY wrote:Granted. It starts raining muffins... for years.

Heaven... Just... HEAVEN.
And granted its Ensuite and added, but I only do cheap labour.

watch out for the toilet, is a demon in there.
I wish I had a slower perception of time.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:21 am

Granted but everyone else's is normal so you're always lagging behind everyone else.

I wish to go on "Deal or No Deal".

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:24 am

Granted, immediately after winning you are mugged. By the presenter!
(Also time and time perception are separate, a slower perception means everything appears as if in slow motion.)
I wish I had a Yoshi.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:52 am

Granted. But he does that tongue thing and sends you flying off the edge of the platform and into empty space.

I wish I could see more of England.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:00 am

Granted. https://maps.google.co.uk/maps/ms?ie=UT ... a5b4082c3e well what do you expect? A free holiday with me?

I wish I could lie.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:30 am

Granted. There's a bed over there. *points*

I wish to be struck by lightning and survive.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:31 am

Granted, a Raijin inhabits your body. Now you merely wish you were dead!
I wish I had the Mirror Shield.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:38 am

Granted but you drop it and it shatters.

I wish I knew what a Raijin is and how to get rid of it.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:43 am

Granted, in Japanese Folklore each thunderbolt is inhabited by a Raijin or Thunder God. And you cannot get rid of them, the only way to succeed is to strike them faster than lightning. (I doubt you happen to have a sword named Chidori just lying around)
I wish I had the Raikiri. (Renamed version of the above sword after it did hit a a Raijin) which means lightning cutter.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:59 am

Granted. But you're a raijin.

I wish I lived in an old house with lots of secret passages.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:33 pm

Granted. You can never find your way out.

I wish I had a large library.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:54 pm

Granted. But it's empty.

I wish I had a fursuit.

ZombieRaptor · Post by **ZombieRaptor** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:06 pm

Granted, it's falling apart and not the fur suit you wanted.

I wish I wasn't so stressed..

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:07 pm

Granted, but I show up and ruin it for you.
I wish for a large pizza.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:15 pm

Granted, it's really a huge pizza. From amoeba's POV, that is.

I wish for a new, operable, microphone.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 3:07 pm

Granted, you lose all power to systems that may use it.
I wish for a matryoshka Pie. (Pie within a pie within a pie within a pie...)

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:11 am

Granted. It's nothing but pie crust.

I wish I had a rare Roman gold coin.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:15 am

Granted, but you accidentally perform black magic and send it to the void.
I wish I had hypemode.