Corrupt a Wish

Deuce · Post by **Deuce** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:51 pm

Granted but you die with all of humanity I gues...

I wish my hands didn't start bleeding everywhere when I play my guitar.. Starting to get annoying now- maybe I should play less.

(Last time I did a performance I was in a right state- chris if headache from headbanging and blood all over the stage- still kept playing though. Guess that's what I get for being an angus young impersonator

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(Loving the new avatar kitsune

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Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:20 pm

Granted. Now your ears are bleeding instead.

I wish to be good at drawing.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:24 pm

granted , if only you still have your creativity so you can think of something to draw , it's a shame , isn't it

I wish I know how that flash animation stuff works

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:32 pm

Granted. You know exactly how to work it. Too bad you can no longer work any other program or filetype.

I wish I could visit Willy Wonka's factory.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:44 pm

granted , well , you're not the winner , just saying

I wish my pc could do anything I ask it to do and do it exactly how I wanted it to do

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:03 pm

So I'm an Oompa Loompa?

Granted. It could do all that. But it chooses not to, just 'cause lagging is so much easier.

I wish I could study and sleep at the same time.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:27 pm

hey you could've become one of those kids in the movie

and now suddenly my pc's insane lags make so much sense 0.o
granted but in the end you can't really tell whether you're sleeping or awake , dreams become reality , nightmare roams your visions , as you slowly , steadily , step closer , to the twilight zone

I wish good cartoons come back , I need something to watch

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:47 pm

Granted. You get trapped in your house with DVDs of good cartoons blocking every chance of escape.

I wish fro my dog to stop stepping on me every morning.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:19 am

granted , it will now steps on you every night
I wish there was a way to be sure that I've done good enough to pass these finals, waiting for the result is just....urrggh

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:21 am

Granted, he now urinates in your shoes. Much more inconvenient to you.
And granted Serence, you were awake 214 hours straight preparing and know everything. But you will fall asleep in the finals.

I wish I had all the games consoles lined up in a case like in the SSBB Brawl trophy room.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:03 am

Granted. But you don't have the key to the case so you can never play any of them.

I wish I owned a vintage typewriter.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:39 am

Granted. Now you own a vintage typewriter.

I wish I only had two problems.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:53 am

Granted. They are life and the universe. Have fun solving them.

I wish I could record the images in my brain.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:19 am

Granted. The process involves slicing your brain like salami and laminating it under high pressure in crystals.

I wish I had some of that cool krypton crystal from the Superman movie.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:35 am

Granted. You discover that you have a deadly allergic reaction to the crystal.

I wish for the Mars colonization to be possible in the next year.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:11 am

Granted. The Martians will be landing on Earth in 3...2...1...

I wish they don't probe me.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:42 am

Granted, you are ye yodel of the stool for them. Have fun!
I wish my exam was easier than originally anticipated, not harder

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:12 am

Granted. It's easy. Too easy. So easy that you're not even sure if it's the right exam...

I wish to be able to solve mysteries like a great detective.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:05 am

Granted, you end up like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp02ubGuTIU
Have fun

I wish I could punch through brick walls without harming myself.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:38 am

Granted. You become an immaterial spirit.

I wish I could have a portable infinite clean and safe power source.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:46 am

Granted. The NRA, CIA, FBI, NSA, DHS, FDA, and every other agency you can think of is now after you.

I wish for a bowl of alphabet soup.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:47 am

Granted, the spaghetti starts moving and keeps insulting you. You lose the rest of your self esteem to soup.
I wish the people around where I live weren't so noisy and annoying.

Kids these days...

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:59 am

Granted. Everyone moves away leaving you in a ghost town.

I wish I could talk to ghosts.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:01 pm

Granted, your constantly tormented by the dead.
Also living in a ghost town would be awesome that's not corrupt!
I wish I really did!

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:31 pm

Granted. You have to drive 50 miles for Internet access.

I wish they'd hurry up and invent the teleport booth.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:51 pm

Granted, it keeps sending you back to the same spot over and over again. Thus putting you in an infinite loop.

I wish someone made a fan-comic of Doctor Who.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:53 pm

Granted, quality is poor and he dies at the end.
I wish I could summon objects to me.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:04 pm

Granted, those object some hurt you.

I wish I had the ability to teleport other people.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:08 pm

Granted, you teleport you into your house. That raises many questions.
I wish I could move things with my mind.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:11 pm

Granted, you keep breaking your items.

I wish I could kill viruses with my mind.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:13 pm

Granted, evil bacteria grow stronger
I wish I could double jump in the air.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:40 pm

granted , fall damage ! mwhahahahaha !
I wish I could understand and remember everything i read in a book after only 1 look at it

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:45 pm

Granted, you get your stories mixed up.

I wish I had a nice singing voice.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:47 am

Granted. You're turned into a thrush.

I wish I had an IQ of 300.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:03 am

Granted. You lose all of your EQ and go insane.

I wish for a the ability to shape shift.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:27 am

Granted. You become a ditto. Ewwwww.
I wish I had a ARC-Eclipse combat rifle.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:52 am

Granted. You had one but MI6 took it off you and threw you in gaol for possesing an prohibited weapon.

I wish I wasn't so tasty to everyone on these forums.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:09 am

Granted, your head is on the mantle instead.
I wish Hlaoroo would sleep, he never rests.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:19 am

It's only 6:20pm here. It's not my bedtime yet. I'm not a 2 year old!
Granted. I sleep, providing you with an excellent opportunity to grab and cook me.
Wait.... *facepaw*

I wish some of the forumites would join my team to help depose the tyrannical foxes who rule the world.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:22 am

Granted, they are eaten too and we foxes depart to seek a new world. Rick Griffin facepalms.
I wish I could eat anything.