Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 10:37 am

Granted. Too bad you can no longer handle people at all.

I wish for a bowl of petunias.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon May 27, 2013 11:17 am

Granted. You also get a whale. Splat.

I wish for Truth, Freedom, Justice, and a Hard Boiled Egg.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 11:43 am

Granted. But you also get the rest of Discworld that goes with that quote.

I wish for a Pangalactic Gargleblaster.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon May 27, 2013 12:00 pm

Granted. You wake up in a hospital bed.

I wish for a ride on the GSV Sleeper Service.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon May 27, 2013 12:48 pm

Granted, but then it neighs and horse-kicks you full on. No more rides on anything.

I wish summer wasn't too hot to do anything but barbecue.

Crystalwind · Post by **Crystalwind** » Mon May 27, 2013 2:45 pm

Summer is freezing. Nowhere on the planet is there a moment where there's less than six feet of snow on the ground during midsummer.

I wish that I could control what season it was.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 27, 2013 2:48 pm

(crystalwind I would do anything to get that kind of weather

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granted , and now thanks to you the eco system is thrown out of whack
I wish for grim reaper's scythe

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon May 27, 2013 2:54 pm

Granted, it's just a plain sythe and does nothing. Death also wants it back.
I wish I had a double-edged sword.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 27, 2013 3:37 pm

granted , as rusty as the titanic though

I wish for a bottle of love potion

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon May 27, 2013 4:57 pm

Granted, you have wild animals falling in love with you.

I wish I had a better life.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:06 pm

Granted. Too bad you've only got 3 days left to enjoy it.

I wish for my own chocolate factory.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:18 pm

granted , now you're overweight because of it
I wish for a bo-bomb

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:36 pm

Granted. *EXPLOSION*

I wish for a goomba.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:54 pm

granted , and just like mario you'll die as soon as you touch it
I wish for a star rod

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:56 pm

Granted. But it only lasts 5 seconds once you touch it.

I wish for a penguin.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:57 pm

granted , you get a box full of penguin and all the chaos that come with it
I wish for an acorn mushroom

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:03 pm

Granted. But it spreads so in no time you, your house and all your stuff are all covered in fungi.

I wish for a pet Ice Fox.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:07 pm

granted , but it's a much lesser spirit compare to me , so in time I'll have control over it , and will make it capture you then bring you to me

I wish I can sing anyone to sleep

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:15 pm

Granted. And that "anyone" includes yourself.

I wish for some food.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:17 pm

granted , welcome to the world of "cloudy with a chance of meatball"
I wish something exciting would happen around my house , and fast

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:31 pm

Granted. Enjoy the 300mph cars which smash into your house and the 270mph winds which knock it over.

I wish for a tattoo.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:46 pm

granted , that tattoo said "I'm a rabbit , eat me "

I wish for a machine that turn ghosts into paintings

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 10:34 pm

Granted. It can turn ghosts into words too. They call it a "Ghost Writer".

I wish I could turn anything into a pun.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 27, 2013 10:44 pm

granted , 90% bad ones
my fellow foxes ! to arm ! Let the bad pun makers suffer the wrath of our bricks ! charge !

I wish I know how to animate

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon May 27, 2013 11:34 pm

Granted, it's poorly animated.

I wish I had a Master Chief costume.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue May 28, 2013 2:23 am

Granted, I hit you with the scarab gun. Respawn?
I wish I had game physics.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue May 28, 2013 4:04 am

Granted. You occasionally fly into the air and float towards infinity.

I wish I had free legal access to every game ever created. e_e

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue May 28, 2013 4:23 am

Granted, but after having the next few years spent with all the various games, you can't enjoy anything anymore, because... "It's been done better in <random game name>! And it was made decades ago!"

I wish I had a better memory compared to what I have now.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue May 28, 2013 4:51 am

granted , now you'll remember everything , yes , even the most insignificant detail of the most unimportant event ever , and you can't forget anything , eventually overload yourself
I wish for the Buster Sword

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue May 28, 2013 11:48 am

Granted. But you can't lift or swing it.

I wish I owned a Tesla coil.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Tue May 28, 2013 12:51 pm

Granted, it's inoperable.

I wish I had a tank.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue May 28, 2013 12:54 pm

Granted, it's a German panzer V and the allies are after you for war crimes. See you in Nuremberg!
I wish I had my own land.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Tue May 28, 2013 4:39 pm

Granted, the land was stolen and the true owner of it is looking for you.

I wish I had hover car.

Cashuea · Post by **Cashuea** » Tue May 28, 2013 8:43 pm

granted but it only overs centimeters over the ground and gets torn on the first speedbump.

I wish for a private island.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Tue May 28, 2013 9:12 pm

Granted, that island is dangerous to ANYONE who settles there.

I wish I lived in an alternate universe.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue May 28, 2013 10:01 pm

Granted. But that alternate universe never expanded so you're squeezed into the space of a shoebox.

I wish for a teleporter.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Tue May 28, 2013 10:05 pm

You get your teleporter, but it's made in china and breaks when you try to use it.

I wish I wasn't playing this game.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue May 28, 2013 10:18 pm

Granted. You get to play "the waiting game" instead. Have fun.

I wish I could control time without making paradoxes.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue May 28, 2013 10:19 pm

thank you hlaoroo ! I was THIS close to making another paradox with Zlash's wish
Granted , you can move time back and forth , but it will be like watching a movie , you can't do anything about the event that's unfold around you except in your own time
I wish for meta knight's sword

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed May 29, 2013 1:24 am

Granted, your nowhere near as good as him at using it.
I wish I had the Light Arrows.