Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:31 pm

Granted. *knocks on door* "Oh, could someone get that?" *crewman opens door*

I wish I could scuba dive.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:50 pm

granted , nobody's stopping you , it's a shame the equipments are all sold out
I wish for a trampoline

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 8:09 pm

Granted. But every time you bounce on it you turn into a fuzzball due to the huge amounts of static electricity generated.

I wish I could visit Russia.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 8:46 pm

granted , but you gotta know this , in your place , you eat carrots , in Soviet Russia , carrots eat you !
I wish I could make a funny meme

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 8:54 pm

Granted. But you're the only one that thinks its funny so it turns our really awkward.

I wish I could have another holiday in the UK.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 9:12 pm

granted , it's "make fun of rabbits" day

I wish for an all year round supply of coconut

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun May 26, 2013 9:15 pm

Granted, they're dries coconuts.

I wish I wasn't sad right now.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 9:20 pm

granted , keep looking around the internet , you'll soon find something fun to cheer you up , but it will take time
I wish to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun May 26, 2013 9:28 pm

Granted, the Flying Dutchman finds you annoying.

I wish I had an infinite flow of money to my bank account

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 9:30 pm

granted, needless to say how dangerous it is to walk around with people knowing you have such an amount of money......
I wish I can take anything without consequences

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun May 26, 2013 9:33 pm

Granted. Everyone is now poor, because you're the world's greatest thief.

I wish there weren't anymore crimes.

Cashuea · Post by **Cashuea** » Sun May 26, 2013 9:35 pm

granted but people still steal and kill, its just legal now.

I wish for a date with grape >.>

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun May 26, 2013 9:37 pm

Granted, Max is always with Grape. Awkward....

I wish I was Megaman.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 10:04 pm

granted , beware of pointy things now

I wish for the old Disney back

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 10:08 pm

Granted. You get the zombie version of Walt Disney stumping around in your living room.

I wish to have a complete understanding of life, the universe and everything.

Cashuea · Post by **Cashuea** » Sun May 26, 2013 10:14 pm

Granted, but the overload of information makes your head go spoldy!

I wish for my own starship.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 10:48 pm

Granted. Too bad it's the one Captain Kirk just blew up.

I wish for a lightsabre.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 11:27 pm

granted , what do you know ! The energy cell's dead , of course !

I wish for an easy-to-use machine that turn trash into cash $.,.$

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 11:34 pm

Granted. But the FBI arrests you for money laundering along with the dry cleaner who put $5 into his washing machine.

I wish for a new power cell for my lightsabre.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 11:45 pm

granted , but you have to trade the lightsabre for it

I wish for a giant watermelon

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 11:49 pm

Granted. Too bad you cant eat it all and it goes rotten. Too rotten, in fact for the trucks to pick it up so it just melts and dissolves into a stinking puddle in your backyard.

I wish for a gas mask!

Mon May 27, 2013 12:00 am

granted. You're now one of the empty children from the Doctor Who episode "The Empty Child"

I wish I could go on adventures with the Doctor

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 12:05 am

Granted. You are transformed into the TARDIS.

I wish for some good luck.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon May 27, 2013 1:56 am

Granted, but I am now hunting you down for taking my Shamrock, and luck won't save you.
I wish I had the portal gun.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 2:05 am

Great. Now I have 2 fox-gods after me!

Granted. But you'll never find a power source for it.

I wish those pesky hombil would leave me alone.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon May 27, 2013 2:08 am

Granted, my army of ninja munchakins is after you instead.
I wish my computer was fixed.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 2:18 am

Granted. *insert veterinary joke here*

I wish my laundry would do itself.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon May 27, 2013 3:35 am

Granted. But your clothes automatically goes to the laundry every time a stain sticks on it. (Even when you're still wearing it)

I wish my laptop's battery could stay charged for a longer period of time.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 4:03 am

serence has already answered that one for me.

I wish my stove/oven hadn't blown up so I could cook dinner.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:07 am

Granted, your dinner just sucks.
I wish my house didn't have so many holes in.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:12 am

Granted. Now it has no holes at all. So you're trapped inside with no air, no light, no water, no way out...

I wish for a black opal.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:19 am

Granted, it stands up, insults you and then leaves you there confused.
I wish music would improve, modern music is just getting worse.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:21 am

((How can someone spoil that wish?))
Granted, it will improve by 2070. Before that - enjoy something even worse than it is now.

I wish for an axe to get Kyuubi Kitsune out of that new trap-house.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:24 am

Granted, it's totally blunt. Not like I don't need to eat or breath though

I wish I would stop out growing all my clothes.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:31 am

granted , you won't grow anymore , like , at all
I wish for a dancing tomato

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:35 am

Granted, it dances but constantly demands you pay it more and more money without you wanting it to dance. You are in debt to a tomato.
I wish I was totally silent, like a ninja.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:40 am

Granted. Now you have to mime everything because you can never make another sound. I hope you like charades!

I wish I was the world/Olympic charades champion.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon May 27, 2013 8:44 am

Granted, nobody else is insane enough to participate nor can they be bothered. Your the king of nothing!

I wish batteries lasted longer.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:07 am

granted , but they also cost a lot more (I swear we already did this....para--! No not gonna say it !)
I wish I can understand all languages in existence

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon May 27, 2013 9:08 am

Granted, your brain becomes overloaded with translations, causing you to mentally break down.
I wish I could tame animals.