Corrupt a wish!

Kyderra · Post by **Kyderra** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:39 pm

your dog dies.
and you get tree new dogs from the pound that are over 4 years old, all male, and none castrated.

I wish I could be the page king

DarkHeartsAndSuch · Post by **DarkHeartsAndSuch** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:44 pm

You are, but will be de-throned.

I wish pretzels didn't taste as good as they do

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:19 pm

They taste horrible now, but your still addicted!

I wish i could temember to finish what I...

Jersey · Post by **Jersey** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:31 pm

Wish granted, you can't stop doing whatever it was.

I wish motorcycles were safer.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:33 pm

Wish granted, but now cars are more deadly.

I wish Lish fished for a wish fish dish.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:34 pm

She does, but with less "ish".
I wish to live 150 more years.

DarkHeartsAndSuch · Post by **DarkHeartsAndSuch** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:35 pm

you will, but every one you know will only live 15

I wish I... uh... I... _____________
.........................(Fill in the blank)

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:17 pm

The blank is filled, but you cant understand it!

I wish That it was easyer to post!

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:47 pm

you get your wish, but now it's easier to hack your account

I wish I had a flying chocolate cake!!

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:56 pm

You get your flying chocolate cake, but it makes all other chocolate cakes fly, and they fly so high that nobody can reach them. They then precede to taunt you.

I wish that King and Sasha were dating in the comic.

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:04 pm

They date, but it breaks peanuts crush on grape.

I wish That I will never rust!

DarkHeartsAndSuch · Post by **DarkHeartsAndSuch** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:06 pm

It happens, but some strange internet issue causes the comic to be deleted.

I wish that issue was fixed except to the wished comic

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:29 pm

@DarkHeartsandSuch: It's fixed, but Rick starts an arc where the pets don't do anything and only have intellectual discussions for twelve panels every comic.

@Rubin: You don't rust, but you to melt

Rubin wrote:They date, but it breaks peanuts crush on grape.

I wish That I will never rust!

I'm a GrapeXMax and PeanutXTarot fan, so that's even better!\

I wish that I could read minds!

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:33 pm

It happens, but you can only read the bad things.

I wish chicken came in a cardboard box.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:36 pm

it happens, but the chicken is box looking

i wish this smiley was happy

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:40 pm

It is, but it's also crazy.

I wish I had chocolate pie.

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:44 pm

You get chocolate pie, thrown at your face.

I wish I could time travel freely with no restrictions and no paradoxes could be created.

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:43 pm

YOu do, but descover all of the paradoxes had already been created and you discover that you are your own grandparent!

I wish I werent related to mycelf

metaecho · Post by **metaecho** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:03 pm

wish granted, but now you have split personalities (one wants to kill you btw

)

I wish I had a glass of totally un changable normal water that does not relate to anything hazardous or rickroll-ish , the glass should just be made of glass nothing else, the water should be 100% purified hydrogen 2 oxygen (H2O) and nothing else should come along with it; I should be standing in walmart no alarming scenarios hapeninng and my feet should be comeletlry intact, and I should be On the ground.

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:39 pm

You are tackled by Walmart security because they think you stole a glass and filled it with water.

I wish that I could live in the Housepet's universe as a pet, and so did all of my friends (You all included)

bixlow · Post by **bixlow** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:44 pm

Your entire vocabulary has been replaced with "Hi, I'm Daisy"

I wish for an enchilada

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:45 pm

you get a Taco Bell let down

i wish for the world's bestest laptop

metaecho · Post by **metaecho** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:47 pm

you get the worlds best laptop, but apple produces an even "better" one within 30 seconds.

I wish It rained pudding. chocolate flavored.

bixlow · Post by **bixlow** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:48 pm

You get a Mac

I wish for a talking dog

metaecho · Post by **metaecho** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:50 pm

you get a talking dog, but all it does is lecture you about proper posting ediquite.

I wish for chocolate flavored pudding to rain from the sky. I do not want a mac.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:51 pm

you get covered in...uh...not pudding, lemme tell you....

i wish i had silly bandzzzz!

DarkHeartsAndSuch · Post by **DarkHeartsAndSuch** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:55 pm

You get them, but they're all just circles

I wish i had ice cream

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:26 pm

You get it, but it falls on the floor and a dog eats it. It's chocolate flavored, so the dog dies. You get arrested for animal cruelty and get life in prison. You join a prison gang but are later shanked with a knife made from spoons.

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:34 pm

You wished for nothing, so you were thrown into limbo
I wish for my own bank

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:36 pm

It goes bankrupt!

I wish to have a magic device that allows me to punch people from miles away.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:41 pm

It punches back, like the third law of motion.

I wish I had more drawing skill!

bixlow · Post by **bixlow** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:30 pm

You now are a perfectionist and can never display your work

I wish for a psychic cow

Post by **Dissension** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:33 pm

bixlow wrote:You now are a perfectionist and can never display your work

Oh, Buck, I know your pain. *winces*

bixlow wrote:I wish for a psychic cow

Granted, but she's a blabbermouth, so now we all up in yo' bidness.

I wish it were midnight.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:35 pm

It is, but it's midnight of this Thursday.
I wish people would comment on my artwork more often.

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:35 pm

It is midnight, but your internet dies, so you won't see the new comic :3

I wish I had no more school now

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:53 pm

@ Teh Brawler: People comment on your artwork, but it's all flames and your self confidence takes a nosedive

@ Tobee: You have no more school, because you dropped out and are forced to wander the streets as the neighborhood bum.

I wish I could just stop procrastinating and get my homework done.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:57 pm

ctcmjh wrote:@ Teh Brawler: People comment on your artwork, but it's all flames and your self confidence takes a nosedive

Yeesh, it's just a game, no need to bring up my worst fears

You do, but you become OCD and still have difficulty finishing it.

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:10 am

Teh Brawler wrote:
ctcmjh wrote:@ Teh Brawler: People comment on your artwork, but it's all flames and your self confidence takes a nosedive
Yeesh, it's just a game, no need to bring up my worst fears

You do, but you become OCD and still have difficulty finishing it.

I think I may have OCD, and I'm not a hypochondriac kinda person so don't start on me...

I wish Teh Brawler could have a wish

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:23 am

I'll allow it, but Brawlz will die on Wednesday.

Also, I wish I were more outgoing.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:25 am

You become more outgoing, but to the point of obnoxiousness.
I wish I weren't going to die on Wednesday.