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turn into flowers, which immediately solved the problem. Grape scratched her had at the sight, and said.......
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"I am so confused." Then Ben Affleck stepped forward and said to everyone...
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"WATCH MY MOVIES!" to which everyone replied.......
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"NO ONE LIKE YOUR MOVIES!", which made Ben decide to...
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Transform into an deceptacon. He then....

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went and began destroying Bino's house. So then...
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Chuck Norris came out of a black hole to roundhouse kick the deceptacon into oblivion. The housepets all stared in awe until...

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Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast. They beat up Chuck Norris until...

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...Master cheif joined the brawl, and simply...

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Punched everyone in the face. yes, everyone. then the ice cream man and some doctors came and made EVERYONE happy. and there was world peace....
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Until Mr. Rogers rose from his grave and...

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said in a loud voice, "Would you be my neighbor?" So Chuck Norris...
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...roundhouse kicked a tree, then Grape...

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took a broom and a frying pan to zombie Mr. Rogers. But Mr. Zogers, as we shall refer to him as from this point on, bit Grape in the process, which was supposed to turn her into a zombie, but actually gave her super powers instead. So the newly super-powered Grape turned to Mr. Zogers and said.......
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..."Im'a firein' me lazor! BLAAAAAARG!" Which resulted in...

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....a large sign that said 'explosion!!' to appear. Sonic then....

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destroyed Mr. Zodgers by scattering his body parts around the room. But then...
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they rejoined themselves
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and slapped ReCreate for being limited in words while posting. Then, Peanut, who felt sorry for ReCreate, hugged him to make him feel better, while Grape began beating up Teh Brawler for breaking the fourth wall. Bino saw all this and.....
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rebuilt the fourth wall, trapping Penaut and Grape on our side. Then ctcmjh...

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said "No one is better at building walls than me!" So Mario...
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...beat ctcmjh to the punch while yelling "It's-a ME!! MARIO!!" and chomped a mushroom, expanding in size and tore the wall down again, making everybody get mad and pelt him with bricks.

Meanwhile, Grape and Peanut, observing the forum, were astounded that they had, in fact, been living within a fantasy world with their lives and personalities dictated by an omniscient being named Rick. They promptly pushed a button that allowed them to jump into the User Universe. Then they....
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realized they were in the matrix. And all the Housepets left the matrix. Then they...

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jumped onto the Internet Train and zipped off to the Matrix Wiki and promptly pushed enough buttons to break Neo out of the Matrix too, enabling the Housepets and Neo to....

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quickly realize that they never actually escaped the matrix, but instead were tricked into thinking that. So...
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Pete teleported them back along with Lucario who.....
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...who used AURA BEAM to blow away the browser, leaving Pete, Peanut, Grape, and Co. wandering in an endless field of zeros and ones until...

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they found a number that looked like a '1' and a '0' combined. They proceded by...

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...switching the numbers around and causing a catastrophic collapse of the interwebs, prompting the people in Switzerland who worry about these things to....

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(This topic seems to have died :/ I'll be all heroic like and try to get it going again!)
...Created a giant block of cheese, just in time to...

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...have it be eaten by Spo causing....

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spontaneous decompression within the matrix which...

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...ripped open the Time-Space Continuum, initiating a chain reaction that....

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...didn't really do much... But looked cool! All the Housepets responded by...

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...visiting their past-selves, making the universe... (insert some verb here)

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...become suddenly flirtatious with Tarot, who turned around and...

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...turned into a superawesome dragon that would...
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...Fire it's LAZAH into the universe, however the universe dodged the awesome attack and redirected it at King! Fortunately...

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...King learned Tai-Chi and redirected the energy to Bino such that...

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Bino absorbed the full power of the blast, giving him magical power and turning him into...

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