Chat Thread 35: If It Doesn't Exist, Then It Will Be Made

Private Elliot · Post by **Private Elliot** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:40 pm

I HEARD BACON DID SOMEONE SAY BACON WHERE IS THE BACON SLEET DID YOU EAT THE BACON.

Oh um hi.

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:42 pm

HE HATH BEEN SUMMONED

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:45 pm

The Grey Wolverine wrote:It requires restraint, but it is totally worth it

You could say the same thing about poker

Private Elliot wrote:I HEARD BACON DID SOMEONE SAY BACON WHERE IS THE BACON SLEET DID YOU EAT THE BACON.

You could say the same thing about poker

I don't even play poker what am I doing

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:49 pm

This is an Elliot page that began with bacon, success.

Private Elliot · Post by **Private Elliot** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:52 pm

And no, I'm not just here because I was told by someone you all know to check this place out.

That's a lie.

Post by **Dissension** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:58 pm

Does that mean you don't want gold text?

Private Elliot · Post by **Private Elliot** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:03 am

What'chu talking 'bout Diss golden text is the best text.

(Which I would do if I knew what hex code you were using.)

Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:05 am

you realize you could quote him to see the hex code, right?

Private Elliot · Post by **Private Elliot** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:07 am

you realize it didn't actually work, right?
OF COURSE AFTER SAYING THAT IT WORKS.

So uh are we going to resume talking.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:34 am

what's even disgusting about tactical bacon

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:34 am

If I was a vegetable, I would be a carrot.

Private Elliot · Post by **Private Elliot** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:36 am

Tactical bacon needs more rails.

And scopes.

And underbarrel grenade launchers and grips and a red dot on the side of it and an above barrel RPG launcher and a stinger missile as a secondary attachment and

Holy crap It's like I'm making the next Call of Duty.
call of duty is horrible

Post by **Sleet** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:44 am

Well you can't put a scope on your tactical bacon without rails.

Private Elliot · Post by **Private Elliot** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:48 am

Oh Shush Sleet you're a big smelly loser.

You'd need more than just a scope. You'd need lasers as well. A 12x zoom scope so you can hide in a bush all the time and only get about 3 kills but have each of them be you so you get super frustrated and have flashlights that blind you in the day--

Oh, so now I'm making Battlefield 4?

So anyways about chatting.

Post by **Sleet** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:05 am

The only kill bacon gets you is yourself.

Private Elliot · Post by **Private Elliot** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:07 am

Well then I'll be taking all the bacon with me.

My God I'm going to have a heart attack in a few years aren't I.
Don't know why I said my god since I'm an Atheist but you know.

Randomextra · Post by **Randomextra** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:07 am

Sleet wrote:The only kill bacon gets you is yourself.

And vegetarians...and the pigs.

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:15 am

Randomextra wrote:And vegetarians...and the pigs.

Actually, pigs only drop raw porkchops. Which is a travesty, but I digress.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:41 am

Private Elliot wrote:Well then I'll be taking all the bacon with me.

My God I'm going to have a heart attack in a few years aren't I.
Don't know why I said my god since I'm an Atheist but you know.

yes but it's sooooooooooooooo worth it

The Grey Wolverine wrote:If I was a vegetable, I would be a carrot.

That's cool
I've always seen myself as an onion

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:57 am

Seth wrote:
The Grey Wolverine wrote:If I was a vegetable, I would be a carrot.
That's cool
I've always seen myself as an onion

I'm definately a potato.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:42 pm

Inali wrote:
Seth wrote:
The Grey Wolverine wrote:If I was a vegetable, I would be a carrot.
That's cool
I've always seen myself as an onion
I'm definately a potato.

now that you mention it I can totally see it

FritzyBeat · Post by **FritzyBeat** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:44 pm

Sleet wrote:The only kill bacon gets you is yourself.

or possibly a two tailed fox

Post by **Sleet** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:02 pm

Wait what the heck.

Where is that from?

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:23 pm

I don't know but Tails seems to be needing some help... Or silverware.

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:26 pm

You don't eat bacon with silverware, silly. :p

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:59 pm

Sleet wrote:Wait what the heck.

Where is that from?

I drew it.
I'm the author of the sonic comics

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:55 pm

yehoshua wrote:I don't know but Tails seems to be needing some help... Or silverware.

But I'v glued the silverware to the ceiling.

Also, am I the only one having problems with Google docs? Every time I load up a story to work on, it gives me an error message.

Randomextra · Post by **Randomextra** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:17 pm

Its working fine for me.

Someone help tails!

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:13 pm

Psykeout wrote:
Sleet wrote:Wait what the heck.

Where is that from?
I drew it.
I'm the author of the sonic comics

I knew it!

Dubiousity · Post by **Dubiousity** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:08 pm

KJOokami wrote:You don't eat bacon with silverware, silly. :p

Says you!

sonic id furreh!!! · Post by **sonic id furreh!!!** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:20 pm

Dubiousity wrote:
KJOokami wrote:You don't eat bacon with silverware, silly. :p
Says you!

says everyone

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:25 pm

I usually eat bacon with pancakes or waffles, but I suppose silverware might offer a unique flavor.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:26 pm

CaptainPea wrote:I usually eat bacon with pancakes or waffles, but I suppose silverware might offer a unique flavor.

I tried eating bacon with a fork once
everything tasted like blood and metal

Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:07 am

sonic id furreh!!! wrote:
Dubiousity wrote:
KJOokami wrote:You don't eat bacon with silverware, silly. :p
Says you!
says everyone

my grandma eats ribs with a fork and knife, I wouldn't put it past her to eat bacon with silverware.

Post by **Sleet** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:32 am

Psykeout wrote:
Sleet wrote:Wait what the heck.

Where is that from?
I drew it.
I'm the author of the sonic comics
it's me.

Fixed.

And the artist isn't the writer, you derp.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:38 am

Sleet wrote:And the author isn't the writer, you derp.

I know. I'm not the writer. I'm the drawer.
Jebus Sleet I just said that.

Post by **Dissension** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:39 am

Sleet wrote:And the author isn't the writer, you derp.

I'm almost 100% certain you meant to say the artist is not the writer.

Post by **Sleet** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:42 am

What are you two doing doctoring my quote?

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:46 am

Sleet wrote:What are you two doing being cooler than me? :P

I can't help it. :c

Post by **Dissension** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:51 am

Sleet wrote:What are you two doing doctoring my quote? :P

Aren't you above this kind of thing? = P