Chat Thread 31: Psykeout's Psuper Pspeaking Psection

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:27 pm

One stipulation, it costs you $2000 us dollars for the surgery. It costs $400000 to get this procedure, for 12 seconds.

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:29 pm

Depends. are they demon, or angel wings?

KalloonWhite · Post by **KalloonWhite** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:31 pm

The Grey Wolverine wrote:Sounds like fun Sleet. Hey I had a thought, okay so if you could get surgery to get wings to grow out of your back, and yes you can fly, would you do it?

Who needs wings when you have flying playing cards?

Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:31 pm

wait, I'm confused. Is it $2000 or $400000? either way, I'd save the money.

do you need a pilot's license to fly with them?

TensaZangetsu wrote:Depends. are they demon, or angel wings?

good question. I'd actually be cool with either, but demon wings are cooler.

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:32 pm

"Demon" wings are pretty much bat wings. "Angel" wings are pretty much dove wings. Humans are more closely related to bats, so they'd probably look more like that.

The Grey Wolverine wrote:One stipulation, it costs you $2000 us dollars for the surgery. It costs $400000 to get this procedure, for 12 seconds.

I realize that was a Team Fortress 2 reference, but if the surgery only cost 2000 dollars, it's be totally worth it.

I'd only want wings if I could fly.

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:33 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:wait, I'm confused. Is it $2000 or $400000? either way, I'd save the money.
$2000, I was making a joke with the $400000 thing
TensaZangetsu wrote:Depends. are they demon, or angel wings?

Choice is yours

Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:33 pm

he already said you can fly.

Leafolawl · Post by **Leafolawl** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:36 pm

I would, not do it. I have acrophobia.

Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:42 pm

Leafolawl wrote:I would, not do it. I have acrophobia.

you can fly a couple feet above the ground, no higher than you would be while walking. flying is still better than walking, even while not that high.

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:45 pm

Since I have a choice I'm my wings, they're gonna be shadow demon wings! Those are the best for speed.

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:49 pm

TensaZangetsu wrote:Since I have a choice I'm my wings, they're gonna be shadow demon wings! Those are the best for speed.

What does that even mean and why are they better for speed?

I'd imagine wings with jet engines would be better.

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:51 pm

Im going to agree with Sleet on this, that doesn't make much sense.

Leafolawl · Post by **Leafolawl** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:53 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
Leafolawl wrote:I would, not do it. I have acrophobia.
you can fly a couple feet above the ground, no higher than you would be while walking. flying is still better than walking, even while not that high.

At first, I'd Rainbowdash my flying, then I'd Fluttershy my flying because I went to high without trying.
I have a tenancy to overdo things when I first start, and getting down from over 70 feet in the air would take me hours.

Sorry if you hate my analogy, I just don't have any better ones.

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:57 pm

I think its one of those things you would get used to.

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:04 pm

Sleet wrote:
TensaZangetsu wrote:Since I have a choice I'm my wings, they're gonna be shadow demon wings! Those are the best for speed.
What does that even mean and why are they better for speed?

I'd imagine wings with jet engines would be better.

Ugh! Must I explain everything to you! Theyre not really made of shadows. They're the color of shadows. And theyre better for speed because they can adjust themselves to gain, and reduce speed. And they have a secret ability to gain speed where there's less light.

sonic id furreh!!! · Post by **sonic id furreh!!!** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:11 pm

TensaZangetsu wrote:
Sleet wrote:
TensaZangetsu wrote:Since I have a choice I'm my wings, they're gonna be shadow demon wings! Those are the best for speed.
What does that even mean and why are they better for speed?

I'd imagine wings with jet engines would be better.
Ugh! Must I explain everything to you! Theyre not really made of shadows. They're the color of shadows. And theyre better for speed because they can adjust themselves to gain, and reduce speed. And they have a secret ability to gain speed where there's less light.

well it's not a secret anymore...

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:22 pm

Is there anything that Wasn't clear?

Leafolawl · Post by **Leafolawl** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:23 pm

The power of random.

Nothing is clear when you're dealing with random.

Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:24 pm

Leafolawl wrote:The power of random.

you called?

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:25 pm

Yah, whats the answer to #14?

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:28 pm

Well if we're making up how wings work, pretty much any wings can function normally and be fast!

Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:30 pm

The Grey Wolverine wrote:Yah, whats the answer to #14?

25 (it's funnier than 24)

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:33 pm

Remember kids, there are 3 constant things in the world.
1. coffee is magical
2. turtles will fly
and 3. 25 is funnier than 24

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:35 pm

*arrives from 6 posts into future*

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
The Grey Wolverine wrote:Yah, whats the answer to #14?
25 (it's funnier than 24)

2nd most useful GIF on the Internet

The Grey Wolverine wrote:Remember kids, there are 3 constant things in the world.
1. coffee is magical
2. turtles will fly
and 3. 25 is funnier than 24

You forgot one

Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:36 pm

CaptainPea wrote:2nd most useful GIF on the Internet

what's the 1st most useful one?

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:37 pm

Sleet wrote:Well if we're making up how wings work, pretty much any wings can function normally and be fast!

By that logic, wings made of bricks will fly... I really doubt that they'll stay airborne for even a second.

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:39 pm

Yes, but that's physics! Not fiction!

Leafolawl · Post by **Leafolawl** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:40 pm

TensaZangetsu wrote:
Sleet wrote:Well if we're making up how wings work, pretty much any wings can function normally and be fast!
By that logic, wings made of bricks will fly... I really doubt that they'll stay airborne for even a second.

Diving speed.
'Nuff said.

Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:40 pm

Sleet wrote:Yes, but that's physics! Not fiction!

physics is fiction. *teleports*

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:03 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
CaptainPea wrote:2nd most useful GIF on the Internet
what's the 1st most useful one?

Sleet wrote:Yes, but that's physics! Not fiction!

It's s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-science!
It's s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sound!

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
Sleet wrote:Yes, but that's physics! Not fiction!
physics is fiction. *teleports*

*time travels 6 posts into the past*

Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:52 pm

CaptainPea wrote:
RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
CaptainPea wrote:2nd most useful GIF on the Internet
what's the 1st most useful one?

I figured that was probably it.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:44 am

Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:45 am

that's all well and good, but when would that ever be useful?

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:47 am

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:that's all well and good, but when would that ever be useful?

LOOK A CHIMPANZEE RIDING A BIKE

I no longer have to answer the question.

Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:50 am

ah, so it serves as a distraction. but I have an easier internet distraction. one word... bacon.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:55 am

Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:01 am

indeed I am. though I once witnessed an argument that couldn't be ended by mentioning bacon.

FowlJ · Post by **FowlJ** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:01 am

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:indeed I am. though I once witnessed an argument that couldn't be ended by mentioning bacon.

Lies.

Post by **Sleet** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:57 am

Mentioning bacon derails any discussion. Not just arguments!

Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:04 pm

FowlJ wrote:
RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:indeed I am. though I once witnessed an argument that couldn't be ended by mentioning bacon.
Lies.

no. it's not lies. it was an argument about whether or not Canadian bacon is real bacon. the argument was about bacon, so bacon couldn't end it.