Chat Thread 31: Psykeout's Psuper Pspeaking Psection
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I've threatened to bite people, but I can't say I've actually done it. I think we'll need a bit more context here. =P
Anywho, tomorrow at 9 am I'll be taking the state driving test under the supervision of a presumably grumpy highway patrol officer. Wish we me luck. ^_^
Anywho, tomorrow at 9 am I'll be taking the state driving test under the supervision of a presumably grumpy highway patrol officer. Wish we me luck. ^_^
Re: Chat Thread 31: Psykeout's Psuper Pspeaking Psection
offer to stop for coffee and donuts?
hmmm
maybe that's not the best plan............
hmmm
maybe that's not the best plan............
I think in Non-sequiturs
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mine was administered by a middle-eastern gentleman. not a cop.Coatl_Ruu wrote:Anywho, tomorrow at 9 am I'll be taking the state driving test under the supervision of a presumably grumpy highway patrol officer. Wish we me luck. ^_^
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Mine was administered by a State Trooper assigned to the License and Regulation Division. ;3
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Re: Chat Thread 31: Psykeout's Psuper Pspeaking Psection
Sometimes I just don't like people touching me, and this kid kept putting his hand on my shoulder to beef consumme me off, so I bit his hand.Seth wrote:that would depend on the context.The Grey Wolverine wrote:Is is bad that I have actually bitten a person before?Sleet wrote:They just love watching us, and they think we bite. How silly is that! I mean I've never bitten anyone!
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If you told him "if you don't stop, I'm going to bite your hand," then it's okay. you've gotta give fair warning.
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Psykeout plan of action: Give him a hug and rest your head on his shoulder and sigh. See if he ever comes within 39 and a half feet of you ever again. :B
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That's very effective on high schoolers I'd imagine.
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as for girls, you can just spray them with a water bottle or mess up their hair.
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Smudge their makeup.
Unfortunately the most efficient method of doing that would be punching them in the face, which probably has at least three things terribly wrong with it.
Unfortunately the most efficient method of doing that would be punching them in the face, which probably has at least three things terribly wrong with it.
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terribad wrong.Sleet wrote:terribly wrong
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I personally love to say I love them then ask them out. Regardless of gender. Scares the crap outta themPsykeout wrote:Psykeout plan of action: Give him a hug and rest your head on his shoulder and sigh. See if he ever comes within 39 and a half feet of you ever again. :B
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If they realize you're trying to scare them off there's a possibility it would progress into a bizarre version of chicken.
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that version of chicken exists, as evidenced by Scrubs and Manly Guys Doing Manly Things. (the players MGDMT went as far as living together and arguing about scented candles. the guys in Scrubs only almost kissed.)Sleet wrote:If they realize you're trying to scare them off there's a possibility it would progress into a bizarre version of chicken.
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I usually just ignore people or be passively aggressive to get them to try and leave me alone.
The ones I do think of as friends, though, I give them countries as names. I've already befriended France, Russia, Italy, and Canada!
The ones I do think of as friends, though, I give them countries as names. I've already befriended France, Russia, Italy, and Canada!
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*giggles* I'm just so snarky and sarcastic in real life that people tend to stay away from me if they know I don't like them. then there are the idiots who know I don't like them and realize that I will be extremely sarcastic so they push my buttons to hear my latest smart-alek comeback. It greatly humors me that people find happiness in my constant battery of low-key insults and sarcasm. Now I'm not like that with my friends. (Okay, okay. I am with my friends, but they know I'm only kidding. It's fun.) People have always told me what a pleasure it is to be around me when I pull a snappy comeback or throw an insult at them. Then I simply respond 'I know.'
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How to deal with people who are pains in the donkey
1. Wait for them to really lay it on you
2. Threaten verbally
3. (Only applicable if threats did not suffice) Punch them in the throat/nose/jaw
4. ???
5. LESS PEST TO DEAL WITH!!!
Chaplinedit: You might wanna try beating them at talking smack before beating them up
1. Wait for them to really lay it on you
2. Threaten verbally
3. (Only applicable if threats did not suffice) Punch them in the throat/nose/jaw
4. ???
5. LESS PEST TO DEAL WITH!!!
Chaplinedit: You might wanna try beating them at talking smack before beating them up
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Step Six: Arrested for Assault and Battery
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...What?!
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Those are.... batteries.....
Ok, so I'm stating the obvious...
Ok, so I'm stating the obvious...
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I just noticed it says "Ni-MH" at the bottom. The salt one totally should've said "NaCl."
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That's right, unless we're talking about industrial battery salt.
(but then again, Nickel isn't a salt...)
(but then again, Nickel isn't a salt...)
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Re: Chat Thread 31: Psykeout's Psuper Pspeaking Psection
Our chemistry teacher once asked us if we could name the compound K9P. The class immediately pointed out that it didn't exist. He looked kind of disappointed in us and then explained the joke.
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Well, that is the most obvious joke I've seen.
ha ha, (sarcastic)
Its like "spell: I-CUP".
ha ha, (sarcastic)
Its like "spell: I-CUP".
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I'm not really big on chemistry jokes but I can try math jokes
The number you have dialed is imaginary, please multiply by i and try again.
The number you have dialed is imaginary, please multiply by i and try again.
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It's a little harder to spot in the context of a bunch of other chemical compound equations. Also with a subscripted 9, I wish I could get that across here.Tattorack wrote:Well, that is the most obvious joke I've seen.
ha ha, (sarcastic)
Its like "spell: I-CUP".
Mathematicians have problems, chemists have solutions.yehoshua wrote: The number you have dialed is imaginary, please multiply by i and try again.
I always worry when I run over a joke like that that it's been quoted to death all over the place, which it probably has.
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................... ok............
I knew a very complex math enigma that actually proved
the mathematics bases of today is flawed.
I forgot how it went......
I knew a very complex math enigma that actually proved
the mathematics bases of today is flawed.
I forgot how it went......
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Well I sort of didn't, I now have a reputation as a cannibal.RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:If you told him "if you don't stop, I'm going to bite your hand," then it's okay. you've gotta give fair warning.
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Cannibal!!?! BURN HIM!!!
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Why?
Its so weird how much this sounds like me are you me?Mettlebird wrote:*giggles* I'm just so snarky and sarcastic in real life that people tend to stay away from me if they know I don't like them. then there are the idiots who know I don't like them and realize that I will be extremely sarcastic so they push my buttons to hear my latest smart-alek comeback. It greatly humors me that people find happiness in my constant battery of low-key insults and sarcasm. Now I'm not like that with my friends. (Okay, okay. I am with my friends, but they know I'm only kidding. It's fun.) People have always told me what a pleasure it is to be around me when I pull a snappy comeback or throw an insult at them. Then I simply respond 'I know.'
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i've bitten a lot of people...
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So did I in first grade.
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I've probably bitten my brother a couple times. never anyone else.
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I have tasted human flesh... And it tastes good.
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I got punched in the jaw for hugging someone and i thought "oh blood is kind of tasty"
anyway.
"There are three men on a train. One of them is an economist and one of them is a logician and one of them is a mathematician. And they have just crossed the border into Scotland. From the window of the train, they see a brown cow standing in a field with its side facing the train. The economist says, “Look, the cows in Scotland are brown.” The logician says, “No. There are cows in Scotland of which one, at least, is brown.” The mathematician says, “No. There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown.” and it is funny because economists are not really scientists, logicians are a little better, but mathematicians are best."
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anyway.
"There are three men on a train. One of them is an economist and one of them is a logician and one of them is a mathematician. And they have just crossed the border into Scotland. From the window of the train, they see a brown cow standing in a field with its side facing the train. The economist says, “Look, the cows in Scotland are brown.” The logician says, “No. There are cows in Scotland of which one, at least, is brown.” The mathematician says, “No. There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown.” and it is funny because economists are not really scientists, logicians are a little better, but mathematicians are best."
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It was probably a "proof" that 1 = 2, which is flawed because it relies on dividing by zero.Tattorack wrote:................... ok............
I knew a very complex math enigma that actually proved
the mathematics bases of today is flawed.
I forgot how it went......
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I hate when they mention nickel in chemistry class because everyone turns to me :ITattorack wrote:Nickel.
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Are you made of nickel?Alex M. wrote:I hate when they mention nickel in chemistry class because everyone turns to me :ITattorack wrote:Nickel.
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I don't think I've actually bitten anyone. I don't get into physical conflicts all the much. Just me and my sister, but you know how that is
(PS: we're best friends now )
(PS: we're best friends now )
Yes!Psykeout wrote:"There are three men on a train. One of them is an economist and one of them is a logician and one of them is a mathematician. And they have just crossed the border into Scotland. From the window of the train, they see a brown cow standing in a field with its side facing the train. The economist says, “Look, the cows in Scotland are brown.” The logician says, “No. There are cows in Scotland of which one, at least, is brown.” The mathematician says, “No. There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown.” and it is funny because economists are not really scientists, logicians are a little better, but mathematicians are best."
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Oh, my professor showed us a wonderful proof by induction that shows all horses are the same colorSleet wrote:It was probably a "proof" that 1 = 2, which is flawed because it relies on dividing by zero.
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The Spanish pronunciation of Niquel and Mikel are very similar.CaptainPea wrote: Are you made of nickel?
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