Chat Thread 31: Psykeout's Psuper Pspeaking Psection

Coatl_Ruu · Post by **Coatl_Ruu** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:07 pm

I've threatened to bite people, but I can't say I've actually done it. I think we'll need a bit more context here. =P

Anywho, tomorrow at 9 am I'll be taking the state driving test under the supervision of a presumably grumpy highway patrol officer. Wish we me luck. ^_^

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:12 pm

offer to stop for coffee and donuts?
hmmm
maybe that's not the best plan............

Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:14 pm

Coatl_Ruu wrote:Anywho, tomorrow at 9 am I'll be taking the state driving test under the supervision of a presumably grumpy highway patrol officer. Wish we me luck. ^_^

mine was administered by a middle-eastern gentleman. not a cop.

Post by **Dissension** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:46 pm

Mine was administered by a State Trooper assigned to the License and Regulation Division. ;3

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:03 am

Seth wrote:
The Grey Wolverine wrote:
Sleet wrote:They just love watching us, and they think we bite. How silly is that! I mean I've never bitten anyone!
Is is bad that I have actually bitten a person before?
that would depend on the context.

Sometimes I just don't like people touching me, and this kid kept putting his hand on my shoulder to beef consumme me off, so I bit his hand.

Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:31 pm

If you told him "if you don't stop, I'm going to bite your hand," then it's okay. you've gotta give fair warning.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:33 pm

Psykeout plan of action: Give him a hug and rest your head on his shoulder and sigh. See if he ever comes within 39 and a half feet of you ever again. :B

Post by **Sleet** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:36 pm

That's very effective on high schoolers I'd imagine.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:49 pm

as for girls, you can just spray them with a water bottle or mess up their hair.

No one in my school associates me if I don't want them too.

Post by **Sleet** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:52 pm

Smudge their makeup.

Unfortunately the most efficient method of doing that would be punching them in the face, which probably has at least three things terribly wrong with it.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:23 pm

Sleet wrote:terribly wrong

terribad wrong.

Mettlebird · Post by **Mettlebird** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:33 pm

Psykeout wrote:Psykeout plan of action: Give him a hug and rest your head on his shoulder and sigh. See if he ever comes within 39 and a half feet of you ever again. :B

I personally love to say I love them then ask them out. Regardless of gender. Scares the crap outta them

Post by **Sleet** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:46 pm

If they realize you're trying to scare them off there's a possibility it would progress into a bizarre version of chicken.

Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:51 pm

Sleet wrote:If they realize you're trying to scare them off there's a possibility it would progress into a bizarre version of chicken.

that version of chicken exists, as evidenced by Scrubs and Manly Guys Doing Manly Things. (the players MGDMT went as far as living together and arguing about scented candles. the guys in Scrubs only almost kissed.)

KalloonWhite · Post by **KalloonWhite** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:12 pm

I usually just ignore people or be passively aggressive to get them to try and leave me alone.

The ones I do think of as friends, though, I give them countries as names. I've already befriended France, Russia, Italy, and Canada!

Mettlebird · Post by **Mettlebird** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:52 pm

*giggles* I'm just so snarky and sarcastic in real life that people tend to stay away from me if they know I don't like them. then there are the idiots who know I don't like them and realize that I will be extremely sarcastic so they push my buttons to hear my latest smart-alek comeback. It greatly humors me that people find happiness in my constant battery of low-key insults and sarcasm. Now I'm not like that with my friends. (Okay, okay. I am with my friends, but they know I'm only kidding. It's fun.) People have always told me what a pleasure it is to be around me when I pull a snappy comeback or throw an insult at them. Then I simply respond 'I know.'

Chaplin · Post by **Chaplin** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:22 pm

How to deal with people who are pains in the donkey
1. Wait for them to really lay it on you
2. Threaten verbally
3. (Only applicable if threats did not suffice) Punch them in the throat/nose/jaw
4. ???
5. LESS PEST TO DEAL WITH!!!

Chaplinedit: You might wanna try beating them at talking smack before beating them up

Post by **Dissension** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:38 pm

Step Six: Arrested for Assault and Battery

Post by **Sleet** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:00 pm

...What?!

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:51 pm

Those are.... batteries.....
Ok, so I'm stating the obvious...

Post by **Sleet** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:57 pm

I just noticed it says "Ni-MH" at the bottom. The salt one totally should've said "NaCl."

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:00 pm

That's right, unless we're talking about industrial battery salt.
(but then again, Nickel isn't a salt...)

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:11 pm

Our chemistry teacher once asked us if we could name the compound K9P. The class immediately pointed out that it didn't exist. He looked kind of disappointed in us and then explained the joke.

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:17 pm

Well, that is the most obvious joke I've seen.
ha ha, (sarcastic)
Its like "spell: I-CUP".

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:17 pm

I'm not really big on chemistry jokes but I can try math jokes

The number you have dialed is imaginary, please multiply by i and try again.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:20 pm

Tattorack wrote:Well, that is the most obvious joke I've seen.
ha ha, (sarcastic)
Its like "spell: I-CUP".

It's a little harder to spot in the context of a bunch of other chemical compound equations. Also with a subscripted 9, I wish I could get that across here.

yehoshua wrote: The number you have dialed is imaginary, please multiply by i and try again.

Mathematicians have problems, chemists have solutions.

I always worry when I run over a joke like that that it's been quoted to death all over the place, which it probably has.

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:23 pm

................... ok............
I knew a very complex math enigma that actually proved
the mathematics bases of today is flawed.
I forgot how it went......

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:57 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:If you told him "if you don't stop, I'm going to bite your hand," then it's okay. you've gotta give fair warning.

Well I sort of didn't, I now have a reputation as a cannibal.

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:58 pm

Cannibal!!?! BURN HIM!!!

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:03 pm

Why?

Mettlebird wrote:*giggles* I'm just so snarky and sarcastic in real life that people tend to stay away from me if they know I don't like them. then there are the idiots who know I don't like them and realize that I will be extremely sarcastic so they push my buttons to hear my latest smart-alek comeback. It greatly humors me that people find happiness in my constant battery of low-key insults and sarcasm. Now I'm not like that with my friends. (Okay, okay. I am with my friends, but they know I'm only kidding. It's fun.) People have always told me what a pleasure it is to be around me when I pull a snappy comeback or throw an insult at them. Then I simply respond 'I know.'

Its so weird how much this sounds like me

are you me?

sonic id furreh!!! · Post by **sonic id furreh!!!** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:09 pm

i've bitten a lot of people...

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:19 am

So did I in first grade.

Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:20 am

I've probably bitten my brother a couple times. never anyone else.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:23 am

I have tasted human flesh... And it tastes good.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:35 am

I got punched in the jaw for hugging someone and i thought "oh blood is kind of tasty"

anyway.

"There are three men on a train. One of them is an economist and one of them is a logician and one of them is a mathematician. And they have just crossed the border into Scotland. From the window of the train, they see a brown cow standing in a field with its side facing the train. The economist says, “Look, the cows in Scotland are brown.” The logician says, “No. There are cows in Scotland of which one, at least, is brown.” The mathematician says, “No. There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown.” and it is funny because economists are not really scientists, logicians are a little better, but mathematicians are best."
-A guy in a book who can't tell or understand jokes but later remembers that he was mistaken and he did indeed know ONE joke.

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:14 am

Tattorack wrote:................... ok............
I knew a very complex math enigma that actually proved
the mathematics bases of today is flawed.
I forgot how it went......

It was probably a "proof" that 1 = 2, which is flawed because it relies on dividing by zero.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:22 pm

Tattorack wrote:Nickel.

I hate when they mention nickel in chemistry class because everyone turns to me :I

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:30 pm

Alex M. wrote:
Tattorack wrote:Nickel.
I hate when they mention nickel in chemistry class because everyone turns to me :I

Are you made of nickel?

sonic id furreh!!! wrote:i've bitten a lot of people...

Post by **Obbl** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:32 pm

I don't think I've actually bitten anyone. I don't get into physical conflicts all the much. Just me and my sister, but you know how that is

(PS: we're best friends now

)

Psykeout wrote:"There are three men on a train. One of them is an economist and one of them is a logician and one of them is a mathematician. And they have just crossed the border into Scotland. From the window of the train, they see a brown cow standing in a field with its side facing the train. The economist says, “Look, the cows in Scotland are brown.” The logician says, “No. There are cows in Scotland of which one, at least, is brown.” The mathematician says, “No. There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown.” and it is funny because economists are not really scientists, logicians are a little better, but mathematicians are best."
-A guy in a book who can't tell or understand jokes but later remembers that he was mistaken and he did indeed know ONE joke.

Yes!

Sleet wrote:It was probably a "proof" that 1 = 2, which is flawed because it relies on dividing by zero.

Oh, my professor showed us a wonderful proof by induction that shows all horses are the same color

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:38 pm

CaptainPea wrote: Are you made of nickel?

The Spanish pronunciation of Niquel and Mikel are very similar.