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"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."
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I swear by Dissension's colon looking up this page was the best thing that's happened to me today.Coatl_Ruu wrote:"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."
- Worst Analogies Ever Written In A High School Essay
Some of these are actually very good analogies-not for an essay, by any means, but still kinda clever, at least as a non sequitur.
"They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth."
"The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease."
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Agreed. This just made my day.CaptainPea wrote:I swear by Dissension's colon looking up this page was the best thing that's happened to me today.Coatl_Ruu wrote:"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."
- Worst Analogies Ever Written In A High School Essay
Some of these are actually very good analogies-not for an essay, by any means, but still kinda clever, at least as a non sequitur.
"They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth."
"The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease."
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"I believe in a world where the chicken can cross the road and not have his intentions questioned." idk who said that
Some day I believe, we will be able to express ourselves, we will be able to show the world our free opinion. The so called freedom of speech is a lie, we must not believe it for we cannot speak of the evil that inhabits this country and inhabits the world. We cannot educate our children to defend themselves from the evil, only to run away and eventually be consumed by it.
-Yehoshua-
Some day I believe, we will be able to express ourselves, we will be able to show the world our free opinion. The so called freedom of speech is a lie, we must not believe it for we cannot speak of the evil that inhabits this country and inhabits the world. We cannot educate our children to defend themselves from the evil, only to run away and eventually be consumed by it.
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"War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over."
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"I am you, and you are me."
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"Sorrow is a living thing, it is twisted and cold. It feeds off of the harshness of the world, and seeks shelter in men's heart and soul."
Irish proverb.
It is fitting for me at this time.
Irish proverb.
It is fitting for me at this time.
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"One does not shake the box containing the Sticky Notes of Doom" -Edge, from Freefall.
"Hitler shouldn't be cute. And he definitely shouldn't sparkle."-Florence, from Freefall
and though I don't like the show
"One can not build a society based solely on the teachings of 'My Little Pony'"- Sawtooth, from Freefall.
"Hitler shouldn't be cute. And he definitely shouldn't sparkle."-Florence, from Freefall
and though I don't like the show
"One can not build a society based solely on the teachings of 'My Little Pony'"- Sawtooth, from Freefall.
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"I am a shadow, the true self." -Every single boss from Persona 4
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"I'm telling you, Helix. It's a sad day when you can't leave your emu unattended without the stereo getting stolen." --Sam Starfall, of Freefall.
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"Because, Darling, this is my world and you people just live in it" Salem, from the animated series of Sabrina the teenage witch.
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"Meh, I'll (action)"
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"Now face the mighty Bison *evil grin*"
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"I'll have my reveeeenge!"
"Whatever"
"My psycho power knows no limits!"
"I'll have my reveeeenge!"
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"Hehe, Billy West. What a stupid, phoney, made-up name!"- Fry, of Futurama, voiced by Billy West.
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New favorite quote. Movie: RANGO
"Is this heaven?"-Rango
"No. If it was, we would be eating Pop-tarts with Kim Novac right now."-Spirit of the West
"Is this heaven?"-Rango
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"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!
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"Huh, I must have overslept, it's already night out..."
"For the first time since I got here..."
"On a planet with three suns."
Explosion of rage in 3, 2, 1…
-Vegita, Dragon Ball Z: The Abridged Series.
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"Point to Iraq."
"that's Iraq."
"That's China."
"You're China!"
"That's an outrageous accusation".
an exchange between the janitor and J.D. from Scrubs. parts have been edited out because they weren't funny.
"that's Iraq."
"That's China."
"You're China!"
"That's an outrageous accusation".
an exchange between the janitor and J.D. from Scrubs. parts have been edited out because they weren't funny.
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Mass Effect:
Mira: It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?
Shepard: Oh crap, a pop-up
Mira: It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?
Shepard: Oh crap, a pop-up
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Hot Shots: Part Deux
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: muffins and cookies it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: muffins and cookies it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!
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Thank you, I now desperately have to go watch that movie again.zeekgenateer wrote:Hot Shots: Part Deux
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: **** it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!
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Isn't that the movie where Americans declare war to Canada? And where Canadians get really tickled off because they, the Americans, insulted their beer?zeekgenateer wrote:Hot Shots: Part Deux
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: **** it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!
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"Let there be light. That's, a, God, I was quoting God."
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"I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked." -Jimi Hendrix
and
"Money doesn't talk, it swears."- Bob Dylan
Some of my favorite jokes
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"Money doesn't talk, it swears."- Bob Dylan
Some of my favorite jokes
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You're thinking of Canadian Bacon, a film by Michael Moore (yes, THAT Michael Moore).Russiarules1 wrote:Isn't that the movie where Americans declare war to Canada? And where Canadians get really tickled off because they, the Americans, insulted their beer?zeekgenateer wrote:Hot Shots: Part Deux
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: **** it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!
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No this is a movie with Charlie Sheen (yep, that guy) back in the 90s. America is sending covert teams into iraq and failing miserably, so Topper Harley (sheen) needs to lead a team to get the men who went in to get the men who were captured. Memorable parts of the movie are the lightsaber fight between the US President and Saddam Hussein, and basically everything else. Highly recommended.Russiarules1 wrote:Isn't that the movie where Americans declare war to Canada? And where Canadians get really tickled off because they, the Americans, insulted their beer?zeekgenateer wrote:Hot Shots: Part Deux
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: **** it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!
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Dang it people, stop making me want to watch movies I haven't watched in years!
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The judges have decided! I'm sorry but... You win.
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If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything.
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Wait, wasn't that line in Suckerpunch?Zander wrote:If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything.
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"Monopoly was not for me; chess made me stressed out - so the only way I could get down was with pocket electronics and bleeps. Ever since my Game Boy made toys obsolete I've been a well behaved boy that played inside and stayed off the street. Yes, I got my electric shocks from Tetris blocks and Mario Land. Though there wasn't much room for much but mushrooms I was the man, man. With a pad in my hand, hammering at it while eating my breakfast, being the best - that was the plan, beating the rest and leaving them breathless. Please believe me, nobody could beat me at Tetris, I ****ing rock, dropping blocks like heads off chopping blocks, I was on some next ****. And I've still got a flame for puzzle games like HD Hexic, but when the PC came my gaming tastes became eclectic." Dan Bull - Generation Gaming
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"A toilet paper ad with a father and two kids staring in confusion and dismay at an empty toilet paper roll. Naturally Mom has to come along and save the day. The solution, obviously, is not to tell your family to quit being such morons and change the muffins and cookies roll, but to buy larger rolls with more TP on them so this disaster occurs less frequently."
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"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW"
"My mom came out of me"
-Toby "Tobuscus" Turner
"My mom came out of me"
-Toby "Tobuscus" Turner
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"Tell me, where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him."
-Celeborn, from The Lord of the Ring: Fellowship of the Ring
On a related note, being able to give that quote, and the name of the character who said it, without so much as looking up videos on youtube, as made me realize that I am a massive dork.
-Celeborn, from The Lord of the Ring: Fellowship of the Ring
On a related note, being able to give that quote, and the name of the character who said it, without so much as looking up videos on youtube, as made me realize that I am a massive dork.