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THE POSTER ABOVE YOU
VERSUS!
YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!


At least two lines of rhyming per post. Ideally, This should be insulting to the person above you and/or boastful of yourself, clever, and DO NOT TROLL OR FLAME OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT SO UH GUYS KEEP IT APPROPRIATE AND DON'T GET TO OFFENSIVE OK? IF YOU POST IN HERE, UNDERSTAND SOMEONE IS GOING TO INSULT YOU PROBABLY. ALSO, UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE TO MEAN WITH YOUR INSULTS. Pages 9 and 10 of the chat thread for IDEAL EXAMPLES. GO READ THAT FIRST.

YES I HAVE MOD PERMISSION GOSH.
i can't believe how much of a little poster you are

So let's get this rapping thread started
Make sure you rap whole-hearted(ly)
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you did it once again, you used "to" and not "too"
this grammar Nazi's got his eyes on you.
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Broham, just chill yo fur
We got enough grammar hate in this world
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Unfortunately, 'fur' and 'world' don't rhyme
Perhaps you need to take just a bit more time
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This game will be so popular for the first ten minutes
then people will get lazy and their stuff won't rhyme
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rollofthedice ninja'd my rhyme.
now I need to make my posts in a shorter amount of time.
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It seems that ship has already sailed
Let's hope this thread doesn't suck too much and get jailed
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I'm not gonna jail it, and this is my turf.
now i'm gonna go to the beach so I can surf.
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Take to the waves, my fly brotha
Speaking of which, how's YOUR MOTHA

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You choose paper, that was epic fail
I'm about to go scissors on yo dice rolling tail
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well I'm gonna rock you like Freddy Mercury,
Imma gonna crush you and you can't cut me.
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Unfortunately for you, I've a trick in my sock
I'm playing 'Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock'
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No one knows who Freddie Mercury is or where he's been
you know what, whatever man, you've probably never even heard of him

AND THEN THERE WAS A NINJA
DIDN'T EXPECT THAT, DIDJA?
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Bazinga! knocked you out with a Big Bang.
to beat you in rap battles, it ain't no thang.
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I thought it was only two lines a post
Psykeout, man, you're supposed to be the host
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the rules can be altered if a ninja gets involved,
that way the ninja problem can be solved.
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I got beats that crack your cranium
Spittin out rhymes, powerful like uranium
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I'm more partial to Copernicum
It always gets me out of looking glum
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I prefer Barium, like I do toa rival,
my mood can negatively affect their survival.
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A pun AND a rhyme, you've got it on
Too bad you'd still do a better job mowing your lawn
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I don't mow my lawn, we pay a guy to do it,
but as for this game, I'm getting into it.
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'scuse me ladies, don't mean to cause an interjection
but when i go at it, you're gonna need some SERIOUS protection
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I see there is only 3 people in this thread so far
So i think ill just join and raise the bar

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Psykeout wrote:'scuse me ladies, don't mean to cause an interjection
but when i go at it, you're gonna need some SERIOUS protection
That statement is slightly unsettling
Let's hope the moderators don't start meddling
Cwitt wrote:I see there is only 3 people in this thread so far
So i think ill just join and raise the bar
That brings it to four, homedawgs
Let's stoke the fire, and bring some more logs
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let me tell you what you sometimes forget when you post
every pair of lines should be an insult of a boast

except this one.
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Well, EXCUUUUSE me, princess
I'm too perfect to screw up any less
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But when i boast, i don't do it discretely.
My rhymes will send you into space to hang out with Wheatly.

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for that Portal 2 reference you don't get pie,
you get some cake, but that cake is a lie. :twisted:
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That joke has been done to death
Kinda like your humor, a drab MacBeth
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Done to death? Id have to disagree
There can be only one Chance in this battle of raps, you see

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Holy wolfman, this thread just got real
but it's MY style you're all trying to steal.
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you're all just hipsters, my humor's too mainstream.
just like my coffee, you're gonna get creamed.
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Pff, you just don't understand
I'm a special little rocket ship, and your jokes just won't land
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You ain't so great, if that's what you mean
If you're a rocket ship, you're Apollo 13.

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You all think your so bad, but you better run
'cause my raps are like bullets fired out of a gun

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Coatl_Ruu wrote:You ain't so great, if that's what you mean
If you're a rocket ship, you're Apollo 13.
Hey, at least I got in space
You're like the Challenger, a severely failed case
Cwitt wrote:You all think your so bad, but you better run
'cause my raps are like bullets fired out of a gun
A pop-gun, more like!
Let's edit this line - why don't you just go take a hike
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I'll bring this kite down when I pull on your string
Your raps aren't very good, they're just flimsy little things.

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Here's a key note - a singular doesn't jive with a plural
You better start runnin,' cause I've carved your coffin's mural
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Mural, whoah! No artistic expression's
gonna give you direction,
you're like a sinus infection
'Cuz you got 12 sides and nowhere to go,
like a phosphoglyceraldehyde without no H7O

Oh, also, please don't imply killing or otherwise doing anything actually violent to people
Or else I will have to intervene and then this game will be less fun ...eople
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I'm thinkin' this'd be better with a little more length
give the peeps a chance to show off their vocabulary strength
not to grind on ya, Psyke, you're the cat's pajamas
but don't try and spam us, we gon' roll it like samus
when it comes to my rhymes, I need a little more time
to shine in the limelight, but everything is alright
I guess what I'm saying is two lines just ain't enough
now the poster below is gonna show us their stuff
word.
DOH HO HO WELL THEN

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