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Psykeout wrote:mm.

So in a comedy duo, does anybody remember what the other one is called? i mean, the one who ISN'T the straight-man.
The foil, I think
that sounds like it might be right.
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Psykeout wrote:mm.

So in a comedy duo, does anybody remember what the other one is called? i mean, the one who ISN'T the straight-man.
I looked it up, it appears to be called the funny man.
or not.

For some reason, i was hesitant to google "straight man"

Got the answer now though, thank you/
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KalloonWhite wrote:Um, this has been festering in the back of my mind for quite some time now...

What's everybody's weapon of choice? Mine are cards.
I would say swords, though I actually don't know how to use one effectively.
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KalloonWhite wrote:Um, this has been festering in the back of my mind for quite some time now...

What's everybody's weapon of choice? Mine are cards.

Humm that is a tough one. I am good with the rapier. I like that one. but I also like short blades, they are better for throwing anf the like. I would say the Ripier though, or the Sythe.
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Fun fact: sythes are the most impractical weapons ever.
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KalloonWhite wrote:Um, this has been festering in the back of my mind for quite some time now...

What's everybody's weapon of choice? Mine are cards.
I would say swords, though I actually don't know how to use one effectively.
The pencil is mightier than the sword.

Unless. you know. you don't want to die.

though i don't imagine swords make very good writing utensils.

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Vespier Leo wrote:or the Sythe.
ooh, good one. can I change my answer. I'll just generalize and say blades.
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"Anyone whose ever done any kind of weapons training knows that having your only cutting edge on the side of your weapon that faces YOU is not good. Scythes are extremely impractical weapons in real life and hard as hell to use in a fight against any other weapon. Traditionally, even spearmen would carry a short sword on them in case the enemy got past the pointy end of the spear (the only part that they were concerned about)."
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KalloonWhite wrote:Um, this has been festering in the back of my mind for quite some time now...

What's everybody's weapon of choice? Mine are cards.
Hmm... that depends on a lot of things. My lazy (but still truthful) answer is "none, I don't fight."

No. Wait. Revolver.

*insert .gif of that scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark here*

Alternatively, a bow or rapier. Considering those are the only two I have experience with.
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KalloonWhite wrote:Um, this has been festering in the back of my mind for quite some time now...

What's everybody's weapon of choice? Mine are cards.
a katana... or some type of sniper riffle... or any type of weapon......... i'm kind of a natural with most things
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Psykeout wrote:"Anyone whose ever done any kind of weapons training knows that having your only cutting edge on the side of your weapon that faces YOU is not good. Scythes are extremely impractical weapons in real life and hard as **** to use in a fight against any other weapon. Traditionally, even spearmen would carry a short sword on them in case the enemy got past the pointy end of the spear (the only part that they were concerned about)."
which is why I generalized to blades. plus, you could probably sharpen the other edge of the scythe to make it a bit more practical.
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Don't think to much on it guys. :lol:

This is just for my crazy imaginings of the Great War of the Chat Thread.
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Psykeout wrote:"Anyone whose ever done any kind of weapons training knows that having your only cutting edge on the side of your weapon that faces YOU is not good. Scythes are extremely impractical weapons in real life and hard as **** to use in a fight against any other weapon. Traditionally, even spearmen would carry a short sword on them in case the enemy got past the pointy end of the spear (the only part that they were concerned about)."
There are styles of Sythes that are designed to fight with and do relativly well aginst other weapons of the period. It is a matter of the skill of the person using it.
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In all seriousness, I'd probably select some sort of rifle, like an M-14 or AR-18, as a primary weapon, Colt Kodiak/Anaconda as a secondary, and Glock 27 would be my tertiary. ;3
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KalloonWhite wrote:Um, this has been festering in the back of my mind for quite some time now...

What's everybody's weapon of choice? Mine are cards.
Bows.
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Guns.
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Guitars.
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Alex M. wrote:
KalloonWhite wrote:Um, this has been festering in the back of my mind for quite some time now...

What's everybody's weapon of choice? Mine are cards.
Bows.
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Guns.
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Guitars.
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but, that looks like a lute. or maybe a mandolin.
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scythes are flawed by their most basic principles. Nothing that falls under the definition of scythe would be better than another weapon.
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Psykeout wrote:scythes are flawed by their most basic principles. Nothing that falls under the definition of scythe would be better than another weapon.
but anything can be used as a weapon...
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Psykeout wrote:scythes are flawed by their most basic principles. Nothing that falls under the definition of scythe would be better than another weapon.
I beg to differ with you there Psyke.
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Psykeout wrote:scythes are flawed by their most basic principles. Nothing that falls under the definition of scythe would be better than another weapon.
That's probably because a scythe is a farm tool, not something that was designed to be a weapon.
sonic id furreh!!! wrote:but anything can be used as a weapon...
True, but some things are better at being weapons than others. :3
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RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote: but, that looks like a lute. or maybe a mandolin.
You are right. I never understood how can you fight with a musical instrument in RO. But that is a discussion of another thread.
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sonic id furreh!!! wrote:
Psykeout wrote:scythes are flawed by their most basic principles. Nothing that falls under the definition of scythe would be better than another weapon.
but anything can be used as a weapon...
i didn't say ANY other weapon. I just mean there's always something that will be better than a scythe.
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Psykeout wrote:scythes are flawed by their most basic principles. Nothing that falls under the definition of scythe would be better than another weapon.
That's probably because a scythe is a farm tool, not something that was designed to be a weapon.
That's right on the money. In fact, that's why it's associated often with the grimm reaper. Because he's a "REAPER." as in, the person who gathers the crops when it's their time to be harvested.

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Vespier Leo wrote:
Psykeout wrote:scythes are flawed by their most basic principles. Nothing that falls under the definition of scythe would be better than another weapon.
I beg to differ with you there Psyke.
To say a scythe isn't worse than a martial polearm is to say a 2x4 isn't worse than a nightstick. They were improvised weapons and nothing more; they are extremely impractical.

For practicality (at that time period) I'd probably go with a halberd, which was an amazingly effective weapon. Or a naginata, which is faster and not quite as lethal. A shortsword and a shield for closer quarters.

For modern settings, I'm going to assume there's a reason assault rifles are so prevalent and go with that.
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Psykeout wrote:mm.

So in a comedy duo, does anybody remember what the other one is called? i mean, the one who ISN'T the straight-man.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_act

Often one of the duo members, the straight man, feed, dead wood, or stooge is portrayed as reasonable and serious, and the other one, the funny man or comic is portrayed as funny, less educated or less intelligent, silly, or unorthodox. When a woman is in the "funny man" role, she is more often referred to as a comic foil.
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I change my answer to revolver
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Scythes were something many people had (as farming was big back then) and technically capable of lethal harm, so it was often used if the common folk needed some form of protection.
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Psykeout wrote:mm.

So in a comedy duo, does anybody remember what the other one is called? i mean, the one who ISN'T the straight-man.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_act

Often one of the duo members, the straight man, feed, dead wood, or stooge is portrayed as reasonable and serious, and the other one, the funny man or comic is portrayed as funny, less educated or less intelligent, silly, or unorthodox. When a woman is in the "funny man" role, she is more often referred to as a comic foil.
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Sleet wrote:
Vespier Leo wrote:
Psykeout wrote:scythes are flawed by their most basic principles. Nothing that falls under the definition of scythe would be better than another weapon.
I beg to differ with you there Psyke.
To say a scythe isn't worse than a martial polearm is to say a 2x4 isn't worse than a nightstick. They were improvised weapons and nothing more; they are extremely impractical.

For practicality (at that time period) I'd probably go with a halberd, which was an amazingly effective weapon. Or a naginata, which is faster and not quite as lethal. A shortsword and a shield for closer quarters.

For modern settings, I'm going to assume there's a reason assault rifles are so prevalent and go with that.
I hagree that the Halberd would be the best choise of the era. it was definantly one of the longest running and, as you said, most effective. though it is cumbersome to an extent. Thus I sitck with my orgional choise of Rapier.
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...I feel all inadequate with my cards now.
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Sleet wrote:To say a scythe isn't worse than a martial polearm is to say a 2x4 isn't worse than a nightstick. They were improvised weapons and nothing more; they are extremely impractical.
but what if the 2x4 had a nail sticking out of it?
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KalloonWhite wrote:...I feel all inadequate with my cards now.
In canada, they play a game.

Throw cards at each other from ten paces until you bleed.
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Hmm, weapons of choice, eh?

My primary choice would be the longbow, because that's the only thing I've ever handled, like Coatl_Ruu.

I'd love to use the Tonfa though, seemed cool to use in close combat.

Third choice is book. Seriously, they hurt when you know what're you doing.
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Psykeout wrote:
KalloonWhite wrote:...I feel all inadequate with my cards now.
In canada, they play a game.

Throw cards at each other from ten paces until you bleed.

That sounds.... Potentially painfull and a little stupid possibly?
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Psykeout wrote:Mathy to the rescue~!
Psykeout wrote:Mathy
Psykeout wrote:Mathy
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oh yeah?

*hides behind sleet*

well sleet is my weapon! I CALL DIBS.

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mathgrant wrote:
Psykeout wrote:Mathy to the rescue~!
Psykeout wrote:Mathy
Psykeout wrote:Mathy
That's it, Psykeout, or "sickout", as I will now call you, you're dead meat. *sics Dissension on you*
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My weapon of choice is to smugly point out when a minor linguistics error makes others' weapons impossible
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KalloonWhite wrote:...I feel all inadequate with my cards now.
In canada, they play a game.

Throw cards at each other from ten paces until you bleed.
I have to think that "canada" is some sort of quasi-pacifist state of mind, since the country Canada's name is a proper noun and is generally capitalized.
mathgrant wrote:That's it, Psykeout, or "sickout", as I will now call you, you're dead meat. *sics Dissension on you*
He was "SYK", which I generally felt to be pronounced "sick", so you're not far off there really.
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Vespier Leo wrote:
Psykeout wrote:
KalloonWhite wrote:...I feel all inadequate with my cards now.
In canada, they play a game.

Throw cards at each other from ten paces until you bleed.

That sounds.... Potentially painfull and a little stupid possibly?
Better than the game my dad used to play with his friends. :3
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Coatl_Ruu wrote:
Vespier Leo wrote:
Psykeout wrote:In canada, they play a game.

Throw cards at each other from ten paces until you bleed.

That sounds.... Potentially painfull and a little stupid possibly?
Better than the game my dad used to play with his friends. :3
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It ended in a trip to the emergency room... so that's an accurate statement.

They were all about 10 at the time, if that makes things any better. =P
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It's Canadia's fault.

ALSO.

if they are CANADIANS, they must come from CANADIA. not CANADA.

so im changing the name.
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