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Sentence Jam III

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Here's how it works: somebody has three words or phrases, and you use it in a sentence. Then you put up another three words.

I'll start:

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Housepets! is a webcomic by Rick Griffin.


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The AH-64D is a weaponized helicopter that is unlikely to be able to hold an early railgun.

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Tantalum Autodefenestrated Sparkling are 3 funny sounding words

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I somehow doubt Cinderella would appreciate a gift of peanuts that are on fire.

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the weird conifer tree grew bananas before getting run over by a steamroller

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I beat a chicken to the moon because it insisted on driving its Smart Car.

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Ready the lasers; someone let an opossum on the battleship!

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I think Sleet cheated by trying to get me to write a sentence about Z-Zman.

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There was a blinding flash of light and I thought I might faint when I heard someone shout "Holy crap, Superman, that whale just exploded!"

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I escaped the birds music by using the down escalator.


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my eyes are on fire because i forgot the sunscreen.

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Holy Butter Z-Zman, that's scary!!!! :lol:

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Blind Guardian isn't a Rock band, its a headbanging' Power Metal band.


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A guy on a news site told me there was a "crysis in new york" and that America was becoming the middle east, but because he couldn't spell crisis I knew that person had zero credibility.

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Do you want soda, tea or juice?

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I have lots of money but it's all cash and the authorities are suspicious about that sort of thing.

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the space shuttle made a heatwave in the atmosphere and all the ice cream started melting

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Fox News had a special on fox ghosts and it wasn't a self-referential thing.

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i can not put the words diesel, microchip, or katana in a sentence 8-)

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The pictures of injuries inflicted with a sword were so bloody and gore-filled that they violated the PG-13 rating and Dylan banned the poster.

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(i really didn't expect you Diss to do the last one)
the box did the Charleston at the masquerade

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Conspiracy theorists think the Titanic was sunk by powerful X-Rays that killed the crew, and lasers that burst the hull. All fired by aliens from mars.

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I kept getting beaten, so this is no longer a valid post.
but i'll keep my word list
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My Mitsubishi Fuso dump truck can hold a SMART Car and several large boulders; those SMART Cars are really tiny.

Additionally, my piano-playing makes geeks tremble in fear at the thought of a gun-toting shark.

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The British guy riding a 'Crazy' Horse rode through the explosion of a T-90 on a USAF A-10 target range.

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Crazy Horse caused an explosion in a British city.

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I rarely wear pants while gazing into the sky, eating fish.

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the tragedy of the Kumquat caused the man to seek retribution.


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so let me get this straight the starts told you to convert the collage into a casino???

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Jedward is losing because the whole thing was written by someone with a stig.

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Horrific breaking news leads our coverage tonight as the entire population of Minnesota has died following a Vacation Land train derailment.

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Dissension wrote:Horrific breaking news leads our coverage tonight as the entire population of Minnesota has died following a Vacation Land train derailment.
DX NOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!

The Vacation Land officers were nibbling on their donuts, until they were attacked by a possessed Pinata for derailing a train.

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there are 2000 robots trying to destroy a computer outside.

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C3PO played so much Pacman that his joints set on fire.

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Elvis went scouting for a woman with whom he could share a meaningful bond.

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I was having a good time till I ran into a clock and my horse became an accordion.

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I will smile as the supernova destroys every last lime

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The evil narwhal blew up the world with euphonium.

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Len Kagamine took a banana to school, but didn't eat it so she threw it away.

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