Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt

copper · Post by **copper** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:11 pm

That wish is negated by the fact that you have what you already wished for.

I wish for the best spaghetti ever made.

A-coro · Post by **A-coro** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:22 pm

you get it, but can't eat it because it's so perfect.
I wish for a cool cloak

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:24 pm

Granted, but it's stainded with demon blood.

I wish for a star pendant

copper · Post by **copper** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:27 pm

Granted, but it has no power. There is no magic in this world.

I wish for the best webcomic ever.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:29 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be concession for some reason.

I wish I could turn into a werewolf

A-coro · Post by **A-coro** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:32 pm

granted. You turn into a werewolf and forget how to turn back.
I wish I had spooky woods nearby

copper · Post by **copper** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:35 pm

okay, but the nymphs there are evil...

I wish for the protective amulets.

A-coro · Post by **A-coro** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:39 pm

granted, but they're overprotective and don't let you eat junk food.
I wish for the eye of a newt.

copper · Post by **copper** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:43 pm

The potion you make with it backfires and turns you into a newt. Someone then takes your eyes...

I wish for a version of the midas touch that wont work on living things.

A-coro · Post by **A-coro** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:47 pm

this version of the Midas touch doesn't work on living things, but it DOES work on food.
I wish there was less CGI in movies

copper · Post by **copper** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:53 pm

Computers were never invented. Congratulations, you just destroyed the technological revolution.

I wish for a biodome.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:03 am

Granted, but Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin are trapped with you

I wish for a dragon

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:05 am

He eats you.

I wish for a version of you.

A-coro · Post by **A-coro** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:15 am

that version doesn't like you.
I wish they would stop coming out with new power rangers shows.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:16 am

They come out with an even more obnoxious show.

I wish for better health.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:02 am

Everybody get's sick, so you have better health that them. At least.

I wish I could type faster.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:03 am

Granted, your fingers break

I wish for a skull mask

TigerStryk · Post by **TigerStryk** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:40 am

You get it, but its cursed and fuses with your face.
I wish I knew hypnosis.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:00 am

Your teacher hypnotizes you and makes you do his bidding. You are the first of many minions he plans to use to rule the world...

I wish for a stronger resolve.

Chaplin · Post by **Chaplin** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:02 am

Granted, it's so strong it breaks your bones.

I wish for a fully automatic gun that shoots bees that are on fire, spit acid, and electrocute people.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:06 am

You cannot control the bees and you die in the ensuing mayhem.

I wish for eternity.

A-coro · Post by **A-coro** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:53 am

granted. nothing changes.
I wish I had special powers.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:56 am

They are to age quicker than most. You only live five years.

I wish for darker days and brighter nights.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:58 am

copper wrote:They are to age quicker than most. You only live five years.

I wish for darker days and brighter nights.

You get winter in the summer and summer in the winter, starting when this summer is supposed to start. We get 6 months of freezing cold instead of 3.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:48 am

You got corruptd instead of your wish. Good luck with your corrupted body and mind.

I wish I had enough Zeny to buy the Elemental Stones.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:21 pm

Granted, but you can no longer play anymore videogames.

I wish I could someone would listen to my ideas.

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:28 pm

Granted but the peron who listens doesnt care
I wish for real friends

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:18 pm

They may be real, but they are so fake!

I wish for no emotional baggage

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:19 pm

granted you are now a heartless monster
i wish for something good to happen to me

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:22 pm

You go to rehab. I'm not going to ask you why...

I wish for a heart.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:24 pm

Granted, but you A'SPLODE!

I wish for a Wish

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:27 pm

And with that you have wasted what you wanted.

I wish for closure.

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:30 pm

Granted but too much of it
I wish to be able to sing well

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:33 pm

Granted. All you can sing is the word well.

I wish for retribution.

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:59 pm

ERROR no known manner of redemption exists
I wish for awesome BG music

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:43 am

Granted but it busts your eardrum.

I wish for violent acts of altruism.

Look it up.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:55 am

Granted, but hobo's start to attack you

I wish for to be skinny

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:26 pm

You are anorexic.

I wish I could gain a little confidence.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:06 pm

You gain too much confidence and brag too much

I wish I get the email for the job interview

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:39 pm

You get it, but it is a rejection email.
Sorry! I hope you do get the job!

I wish I could have my dream job.