Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:44 pm

Granted. The comic ends abruptly.

I wish for meester.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:52 pm

You get one but it betrays you

I wish I was good enough to be part of the 22nd SAS regiment

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:41 pm

Granted, but your plane crashes on your first mission

I wish I could draw better.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:01 am

You lost both hands, so you now draw with your feet.

I wish there were 6451436 persons in the forum online.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:40 pm

Granted, but the server crashes.

I wish Meta-flex material was being mass produced

The Broken Fox · Post by **The Broken Fox** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:52 am

Granted, but you can only get invisible while playing a trombone.

I wish I could decide what to wish for.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:56 am

Fine, as you wish, but with not a wish to wish for what you wanted to wish. ^^;

I wish some Squirrels were domesticated. :3

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:41 am

Since all are domesticated they rebel and then they domine the world.

I wish for another MMORPG to play.

TigerStryk · Post by **TigerStryk** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:29 pm

You find one but its about a large game of Checkers
I wish that I could meet Mel Brooks

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:11 pm

You meet him. He hates you.

I wish I had a gold bar.

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:18 pm

Alex M. wrote:You meet him. He hates you.

I wish I had a gold bar.

You get a gold bar. It's a sports bar made of nothing but pure gold. The bar is too tacky and shiny, that you lose all of your customers. You run into bankruptcy and a horrible debt. You die penniless.

I wish I had some more money.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:23 pm

Granted, but you get mugged and get all of your money stolen.

I wish I wasn't so shy...

KalloonWhite · Post by **KalloonWhite** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:24 pm

Granted. Now your a jerk and everyone hates you.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

A-coro · Post by **A-coro** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:54 pm

You become an opportunistic workaholic and every moment of your life is dedicated to becoming a millionaire.
I wish for perfect eye-sight.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:18 pm

You get contact lens'

I wish I would stop procrastinating this assignment.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:54 pm

Granted. You decide to just stop doing it, and you fail.

I wish not for a better life, but to be a stronger man.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:10 pm

Granted. You have strength, but no mind.

I wish for a better Gunslinger.

A-coro · Post by **A-coro** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:31 pm

You get an expert gunslinger for a roommate. He's loud, obnoxious, needy, and eats all of your food.
I wish for some nifty headphones.

TigerStryk · Post by **TigerStryk** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:48 pm

You get them, but they are for decoration.
I wish that I could go and figure out what to wish for.

Kyderra · Post by **Kyderra** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:38 am

Wish granted, Paradox created, you get sucked in a hole that was divided by Zero.
I wish I had a Pokemon

A-coro · Post by **A-coro** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:42 pm

Your magicarp dies because you couldn't get it to water fast enough.
I wish I had a well-trained dog.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:56 pm

You have a police trained one. It bites you.

I wish for a better cake.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:25 pm

sooo...

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:26 pm

I wish that made sense.

Post by **Sleet** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:28 pm

Granted. It was actually him announcing how much he despises you.

I wish soda was good for you.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:32 pm

Granted. Now all soda tastes like broccoli.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:14 pm

Granted, you are a zombie now

I wish it was April

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:15 pm

Granted. All of your finals have been moved up as well, and you couldn't study for them. You fail!

I wish I had markers.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:24 pm

You get a location marker balloon

I wish for free batteries

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:26 pm

You get them...but they're dead.

I wish I had wished for not having a wish to wish.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:36 pm

Granted, but now you get a request!

I wish for a selmer alto saxophone.

Chaplin · Post by **Chaplin** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:05 pm

Granted, however the saxophone appears inside your stomach and... well, you know the rest.

I wish for a longer life

Post by **Dissension** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:29 pm

Granted, you live one more day.

I wish to meet Rick. ;3

A-coro · Post by **A-coro** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:41 pm

Granted. A Rick moves in next to your home, but it's not HP Rick. He is, however, a complete jerk.
I wish I had more self-control.

Chaplin · Post by **Chaplin** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:57 pm

Granted, you are now an RC Car.

I wish I had Seinfield season 8 (Try corrupting THAT >:D)

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:05 pm

Everything existent in the world about Seinfield disappear. Including you.

I wish I had more zeny.

copper · Post by **copper** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:56 pm

My next wish voids yours.

I wish I had every bit of zeny Alex M. will ever have. Ever.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:00 pm

Ha! Look at my wish!
I wish Copper doesn't exist.

copper · Post by **copper** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:03 pm

Alex M. wrote:Ha! Look at my wish!
I wish Copper doesn't exist.

Our wishes have created a paradox! RUN!!!!!

I wish I hadn't ended time itself...

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:05 pm

Granted. Now times flies by WAY too fast
I wish for....

NOTHING!!