Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:43 pm

The time stops for you and you are frozen in time now.

I wish for more stars to see.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:48 pm

You are thrown into orbit.
I wish for better food...

p33wii · Post by **p33wii** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:52 am

Better taste, worse for you.

I wish to be able to move back and forth through stages of my life. Please don't say I go too far back and disappear.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:06 am

The changes are caused by a freak radiation poisoning. You transform freely for a few hours before succumbing to radiation sickness.

I wish for more excitement in my life.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:44 pm

Granted you become so excited that you die of a heartattack.
I wish for less cold....

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:17 pm

Granted, but now its always too hot.

I wish I was blind!

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:19 pm

Granted. You're now seriously blind. I'm a corrupt genie.

I wish I kept using '2 camels in a tiny car' as a joke.

TigerStryk · Post by **TigerStryk** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:49 pm

You do, but now thats all you ever say

I wish I didn't get nervous easily

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:54 pm

Granted, you become fearless and are near mortally injured doing dangerous stunts.
I wish to relax....

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:28 pm

You relax into death's embrace.

I wish for a better computer.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:31 pm

You get one, but it is only a shell.
I wish for less pain..ow..

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:39 pm

You lose the ability to fell Pain. You eek out a horrible existence because of this wish.

I wish for this thread to end on a happier note.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:44 pm

Happy music starts playing...

I wish for soothing music...

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:50 pm

It only plays when you are already relaxed.

I wish for the wisdom of a thousand lifetimes.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:53 pm

you are forced to live through each life dying a thousand times...
I wish for a simple life...

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:16 pm

Granted, but you're now bored out of your skull

I wish my friends would to talk to me more often... -_-;

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:19 pm

You are now skitsophrenic, your frinds are now inside your head....
I wish for something sweet...

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:27 am

Granted. You taste something so sweet that it gives you diabetes.

I wish for a better computer.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:09 am

It has AI. It uses the internet to enslave humanity and puts you up as a powerless figurehead while it remains the power behind the throne.

I wish for lottery luck.

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:07 am

granted only for it to be taken from you 2 minutes later
I wish for some company I feel lonely

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:09 am

You will feel even lonelier in about five minutes. I need sleep.

I wish that sleep wasn't necessary.

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:18 am

It is not anymore but the extra 7 hours a day drive you mad
I wish for a guitar Rickenbacker 4000 blue to be exact

p33wii · Post by **p33wii** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:50 am

You receive one in the mail. You are absolutely satisfied. After playing it too much you get arthritis. For playing to much video games.

I wish I could sleep easier.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:58 am

you fall into a coma..

I wish for lower expectations....

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:58 am

They are so low that you find death acceptable.

I wish that history textbooks were accurate.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:32 pm

All history books now become blank..

I wish that I could see the world...

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:39 pm

you are launched into space for a better view
I wish for a white Christmas

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:44 pm

A blizzard striks and you are snowed in untill spring..
I wish for happy times...

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:02 pm

you get them but die during the middle of those times
I wish for Santa to truly exist

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:16 pm

Granted, He is then aressted for breaking and entering...

I wish for a better bed...

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:19 pm

You get a burnig coal bed.

I wish for more RAM for my computer.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:25 pm

You get a goat..
I wish for good health...

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:11 pm

It goes to someone else.

I wish for more gold.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:20 pm

Granted, You are crushed under its weight.
I wish for silver...

Post by **Sleet** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:21 pm

Granted. It's an unstable isotope and it decays.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:22 pm

Granted. Your computer becomes corrupted, and you get the blue screen of death.

I wish for life.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:23 pm

Granted and you just lost the game!
I wish for time travle..

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:26 pm

Granted, but the ever-daunting problem: You land somewhere else in space.

I wish for time.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:33 pm

You get a copy of Time magazine.

I wish for a better vehicle.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:36 pm

Granted. You had: No vehicle
You get: A pack of pencils (if you can't create transportation with that, I'd be surprised....

I wish for a pack of gatorade...