The Vending Machine Game!
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You get a pet that you can have a beer with (therefore he'd be a bad president)
*inserts Maxwell*
*inserts Maxwell*
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You get blues artist B. B. King and rock artist Billy Joel Maxwell House coffee.
*inserts Dragonforce*
*inserts Dragonforce*
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You get impossible fast solos that are sped up, and a horrible live performance.
*Insert Ozzy Osbourne*
*Insert Ozzy Osbourne*
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You get tired of his shtick.
*inserts animal collective*
*inserts animal collective*
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You get a copy of Animal Crossing.
*inserts Sly Cooper*
*inserts Sly Cooper*
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you get one of your favorite game series of all time
*you get Rita*
*you get Rita*
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You get Mr. Bigglesworth. A different Mr. Bigglesworth
*inserts Gapre*
*inserts Gapre*
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You get a flowing gyrocopter
Mixing the indecisions of centuries
Into a soupy salsa that cried for its mother
To abort the mission and restart the PlayStation 3.
*inserts feedback*
Mixing the indecisions of centuries
Into a soupy salsa that cried for its mother
To abort the mission and restart the PlayStation 3.
*inserts feedback*
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you get white noise.
* inserts CoConuts *
* inserts CoConuts *
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Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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you get Enron stock.
* inserts 55" plasma screen HDTV *
* inserts 55" plasma screen HDTV *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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You get a usable Black & White TV with a DVD player.
*inserts a Nikon D90*
*inserts a Nikon D90*
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you get a Polaroid camera (loving retro)
*inserts a spirit*
*inserts a spirit*
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you get THIS is CNN!
* inserts a small hoard of FLEAS!*
* inserts a small hoard of FLEAS!*
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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You get a Flea Collar
*inserts a Fender Acoustic Guitar*
*inserts a Fender Acoustic Guitar*
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You get a Dean Acoustic Bass
*Inserts a Taylor 814ce <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333*
*Inserts a Taylor 814ce <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333*
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You get the astronought Tayler from planet of the apes
* inserts Pyxis cursed collar *
* inserts Pyxis cursed collar *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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you get a lightning struck tower tarot card
*inserts a butterfly*
*inserts a butterfly*
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you get a diving bell and viola, one of the best films of the decade
*inserts 4chan*
*inserts 4chan*
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You don't want to know what you get
Inserts: Something much better!
Inserts: Something much better!
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You don't get anything back. Great. You just got jipped my the vending machine. It took that great thing from you, and didn't give you anything in return.
*inserts a Strawberry Fanta*
*inserts a Strawberry Fanta*
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You get orange juice!
*inserts O. J. Simpson*
*inserts O. J. Simpson*
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you get a murderer OH CONTROVERSY!
*inserts whatever board Teh Brawler visits on 4chan*
*inserts whatever board Teh Brawler visits on 4chan*
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Once again, you get nothing. Cuz Teh Brawler doesn't go on 4Chan. Oh wait, here comes something.......OH SNAP YOU GET EBLY-LIKE WRATH AT THE MISSPELLING OF A NAME EXCEPT IT'S FROM BRAWLER THIS TIME
*inserts Lunesta*
*inserts Lunesta*
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You get Viagra, a pill that also helps you in bed (albeit with a different action).
*inserts Cymbalta*
*inserts Cymbalta*
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you wonder why Heath Ledger did just use Lunesta it works (ps 4chan is awesome i lurk on /mu/ all the time)
*inserts the fact that i am ignoring that mathgrant responded first*
*inserts the fact that i am ignoring that mathgrant responded first*
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You get mathgrant being suicidally depressed because he posted first, and was ignored, which means nobody loves him!
*inserts Cymbalta*
*inserts Cymbalta*
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You get the love of everyone in the forum. Except Loudhawaiianshirt, 'cause he's a jerk.
*inserts a brass hippo head*
*inserts a brass hippo head*
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you give mathgrant a big non jerky hug and you give teh brawler a hug as well because hipsters have compassion too. you have no idea what to do with the brass hippo head so you repackage it to your mother.
*inserts teh brawler*
*inserts teh brawler*
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You geOH MY GOODNESS I'M STUCK IN THE MACHINE PLEASE HELP I'M CLAUSTRAPHOIC EXCEPT NOT REALLY BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANY CHEESE PUFFS LEFT SO PLEASE HELP ME
*Inserts a distress call*
*Inserts a distress call*
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you recieve the distress call and save teh brawler from a fate without cheese puffs
*inserts cheese puffs.
*inserts cheese puffs.
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You get Cheap Puffs, the less expensive (and inferior in quality) version of Cheese Puffs.
*inserts the. . . erm. . . "goshdarn". . . Batman*
*inserts the. . . erm. . . "goshdarn". . . Batman*
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you get the greatest "goshdarn" superhero ever!
*inserts worst superhero ever*
*inserts worst superhero ever*
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You get Viewtiful Joeloudhawaiianshirt wrote:you get the greatest "goshdarn" superhero ever!
*inserts worst superhero ever*
*inserts Megaman*
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you get a NES to play the megaman which you've just inserted.
*inserts Pong*
*inserts Pong*
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you get entertained for 15 minutes before going outside.
*inserts Beethoven's Symphony #7*
*inserts Beethoven's Symphony #7*
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you get addicted to classical music.
*inserts Chef from South Park*
*inserts Chef from South Park*