Gary wrote:Don't fool yourself. Yes, the song has male vocals, but just let Mai do her work. You've never heard her perform.
Venison reluctantly took his spot on the couch.
Jazz wrote:Oh, thanks, but why aren't you? If you can still play something you should play, it would be more interesting if we had a challenge.
"Well...I haven't practiced. I'm not about to make myself look foolish," Venison responded. "Now go and drum. The others are waiting for you." The black dog took his seat, ready to play, alongside all the others that were at the ready. Lucky on the Bass, Matthew on electric violin, Rachel on electric cello, Jazz on drums and Mai singing. Quite a crew.
Rachel took charge. "Alright everyone. I'll count off. Five counts, then we start right after 'Go,' alright?" The others nodded in confirmation.
(OOC: Italicized describes actions. Bold are the lyrics being sung. Normal text are the dominent sounds coming from the instruments. For best results, listen to the song at the same time...
Monkey Wrench)
"5
4
3 2 1
GO!"
_______________________________________
Deeeeeeeennw
____________________________(all the pets on stage strike their instruments in unison)
Deen-nuuu nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew
_____(Matthew and Rachel begin opening chords)
Dewn-ooou nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew
Dewn-nhun nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew
Nhew-iiiii-aww-eww
Deen-nuuu nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew
Dewn-ooou nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew
Dewn-nhun nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew
Nahh-iiiii-aww-eww
________(Venison looks unsettled by the end of it, fidgeting on the couch for some reason)
_____________________(all the performers on stage freeze, poised for the next note)
Dewoonn!
_________________ (all the pets on stage strike their instruments in unison again)
What have we done with innocence…?_(Mai begins to sing. She sings perfectly in key, matching the notes with no trouble at all)
Ghun
___________________________ (Lucky's rhythm part can be heard)
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghuun-eeee-oooou-eeee-oooooht
BoonDooont
It disappeared with time; it
Never made much sense…
Ghuun-eeee-oooou-eeee-oooooht
BoonDooont
Adolescent resident…
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
____________(Venison becomes noticeably fidgety, seemingly unable to contain himself for some reason.)
Ghun
___________________(The other pets continue to enjoy the song without trouble)
Ghun
Ghuun-eeee-oooou-eee-oooooht
BoonDooont
Wasting another night on,
Planning my revenge…
Ghuun-eeee-oooou-eee-ooooou
Doon
One in teeeeen___________(Venison suddenly joins in, perfectly harmonizing with Mai)
Ghuun-eeee-oooou-eee-ooooou
Buuu-duu-dooooou Doon
________(Other pets get distracted, peering at Venison)
One in teeeeeeeeeen
Keh doon keh doon keh
____________________(Jazz's drum part rings out)
One in teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Don’ wanna beeee your monkey wreeennnnnnnnch…_____(Mai and Venison sing together)
Wheeen nhew nhew nheewn nhew nheuwn!
One more in-deeecent accident_____(Venison stands up, walking towards the mic.)
Wheeen nhew nhew nheewn nhew nheuwn!
________(seemingly unaware of what he's doing...)
I’d rather leave than suffer thieeeeeeees…
Wheeen nhew nhew nheewn nhew nheuwn!
I’ll never be your monkey wreeeeennnnch…
Wheeen nhew nhew nheewn nhew nheuwn!
wheeeennw
Deen-nuuu nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew
____(Lucky, Rachel and Matthew go into the chord part again, really putting energy into the notes)
Dewn-ooou nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew
Dewn-nhun nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew
Nhew-iiiii-aww-eww
Deen-nuuu nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew
Dewn-ooou nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew
Dewn-nhun nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew nah nhew
Nhew-iiiii-aww-eww
Dewoonn!
All this time to make amends…___________(Venison and Mai continue to sing)
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghuun-eeee-oooou-eee-oooooht
BoonDooont
What do you do when all your,
Enemies are friends?
Ghuun-eeee-oooou-eeee-oooooht
BoonDooont
Now and then I’ll try to bend…
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghun
Ghuun-eeee-oooou-eee-oooooht
BoonDooont
Under pressure wind up
Snapping in the end
Ghuun-eeee-oooou-eee-ooooou
Doon
One in teeeeen
Ghuun-eeee-oooou-eee-ooooou
Buuu-duu-dooooon Doon
One in teeeeeeeeeeen
Keh doon keh doon keh
One in teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Don’ wanna be your monkey wreeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnch…
Wheeen nhew nhew nheewn nhew nheuwn!
_______(Matthew and Rachel can be heard in the pauses between the lyrics)
One more in-deeecent accident
Wheeen nhew nhew nheewn nhew nheuwn!
I’d rather leave than suffer thieeeeeeees…
Wheeen nhew nhew nheewn nhew nheuwn!
I’ll never be your monkey wreeeeeennnnnch…
Wheeen nhew nhew nheewn nhew nheuwn!
Eeeeeehhhh-ooooouuuuuu
Gheeuun eunt nhew nhew nhew-nhew nhew-nhew
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeemperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr_______(Venison drops out for the time being)
Gheeuun eunt nhew nhew nhew-nhew nhew-nhew
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeemperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Gheeuun eunt nhew nhew nhew-nhew nhew-nhew
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeemperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Gheeuun eunt nhew nhew nhew-nhew nhew-nhew
Gheen-nuu nhew newhu
Wheeenuuu!
Gheen-nuu nhew newhu
Wheeenuuu!
Gheeh nhew-nhew
Gheeh nhew-nhew
Gheeh nhew-nhew
Gheeh nhew-whew
One last thing before I quit_____(Venison takes the mic, and bends over as he yells into the mic)
___ I never wanted
anymore than I
_______ could fit into my head
I still remember
__________________every single
word you said and all the I'm a loaf of bread with no raisins
______________________that somehow came along with it
still there’s one thing that comforts me
_____since I was always caged and now I’m
freeeeeeeeeee
___________eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
______________________________eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
________________________________________________eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
(Venison falls over, exhausted. He holds the mic up to Mai,
who takes it and continues to sing while Venison catches his breath)
Don’ wanna be your monkey wreeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnch…
Wheeen nhew nhew nheewn nhew nheuwn!
One more in-deeecent accident
Wheeen nhew nhew nheewn nhew nheuwn!
I’d rather leave than suffer theeeeeeeeeeeis…
Wheeen nhew nhew nheewn nhew nheuwn!
I’ll never be your monkey wreeeennnch…
Wheeen nhew nhew nheewn nhew nheuwn!
Don’ wanna be your monkey wrench…
Fall in,_______ (Venison sings this part while Mai sings the main part; they switch off)
Fall out…
Don’ wanna be your monkey wrench…
Fall in,
Fall out…
Don’ wanna be your monkey wrench…
Fall in,
Fall out…
Don’ wanna beeee your monkey wrench… _______ (Venison and Mai finish singing)
Gheen-nuu nhew ehnu
____ (All the insturmentalists put their energy into the final notes)
Gheen-nuu nhew ehnu
Gheeh-nuu-nhew
Gheeh-nuu-nhew
Gheeh-nuu-nhew
Gheeh-nuu-nhew nhewn.
_____________________________________
'Whew...that was...wait...WHAT? How did I get over here...wasn't I on the couch? Why am I winded?' Venison thought to himself.