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This is another fun game I've seen pop up in other message boards I go to...it's good for a bit of a laugh, though tends to have a short shelf-life on account-a folks running out of ideas.

Here's how it works;

You start a sentence with "In Soviet Russia..."

You take an object you find in everyday life, for example a car.
And you take what you most likely would do with that object, in this instance drive it.
And you reverse the roles of yourself and the object, so it looks a little something...like this;

In Soviet Russia, Car drives you!

Simple, right?

For those of you wondering where this game originates from, I heard somewhere that it started life as a joke some comedian told, and no I do not know which comedian.

Okay, ready? Go.

In Soviet Russia, message posts you.
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In soviet Russia, 99 problems is suspiciously low number!
(In capitalist west, Bank robs you!) :lol:
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(Too right it does. :evil: Never woulda thought of a capitalist west spin on the joke. Very clever, Kyuubi.)

In Soviet Russia, Train rides you!

(I like trains...*HH*splat*HHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* )
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In the west you can always find a good party, in Soviet Russia the Party always finds you!
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*Russian accent*
in soviet Russia, tv watches you
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In soviet Russia fox is interested in what you say!
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In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
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In Soviet Russia, YOU teach computer sciences teacher on how computer works!
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In Soviet Minecraft, Tree punch you!
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In soviet Russia, pokemon catch you!
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In Soviet Russia, papers write you! D8
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In Soviet Russia, Bacon eats you! :twisted:
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I wouldn't mind if bacon would do that. :3

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In Soviet Russia, cakes bake you!
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In Soviet Russia, MvM2 plays you!
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In soviet Russia, Super Mario Bros plays you!
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In soviet Russia, the Bad Translator translates you.
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In Soviet Russia, Wally finds you!
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In Soviet Russia, sword weilds you.
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In the west you listen to man on radio, in Soviet Russia man in radio listens to you!
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in Soviet Russia, The fox asks what YOU say!
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In soviet Russia, tea drink you!
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In Soviet Russia, Jokes make you!
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In Soviet Russia, Christmas presents open you!
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In Soviet Russia, book reads you!
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In Soviet Russia, Law breaks you!
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In Soviet Russia, cops run from you.
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In soviet Russia, computer use you!
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In Soviet russia, me is funny.
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In America you make fun of government, in Soviet Russia you make fun of government... once!
(In soviet Russia Government make fun of you!)
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In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris is STILL epic.
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In soviet Russia, Military joins you!
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In soviet Russia, Creepers explode you ... no, wait ... you explode Creepers ... *confused*
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In Soviet Russia, hole dig you!
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In Soviet Russia Comic draws artist!
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In Soviet Russia, road crosses chicken!
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In soviet Russia, illness worry about you!
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In Soviet Russia, skateboard falls off you!
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In Soviet Russia, School educated by you!
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In Soviet Russia, shoes run in you!
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