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Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:15 am
by Zesortinge
While you were looking away, a led an army of chariots to run you over.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:37 am
by Buster
*heard the word cart and instinctively launched a blue shell*

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:46 am
by Zesortinge
I use an airhorn right next to your ear. It is an attack of sound.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:40 am
by Buster
i spraypaint your eyeballs purple

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:24 am
by Zesortinge
I whack you with a cat food bag.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:38 am
by Welsh Halfwit
I pop you back in the oven for an hour at 200 degrees C.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:32 am
by SeanWolf
I summon Mustakrakish: The Lake Troll to your house.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:55 pm
by Buster
while the troll is away i put his lake in your house. dont worry about that creaking sound, thats just all of the joists straining to contain the water pressure.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:19 am
by Zesortinge
I lock you in a cage and send you to the depths of the sea.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:26 am
by LunarFox
And I lock you in with Davy Jones!

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:33 pm
by furrygamer793
I have every single phase of the cursed wave data drain you, (except Corbenik, as it used drain heart)

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:34 pm
by SeanWolf
I have the Hyperion Satellite Eye Of Helios fire a beam at you.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:43 pm
by Buster
*drops a Liquid Tiberium Bomb on you.*

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:40 am
by Zesortinge
I shoot a Bounsplode at you.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:39 pm
by LunarFox
I sic Pennywise on you.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:51 pm
by Zesortinge
I hit you with a reversal of fortune.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:05 am
by Vertigo Fox
Somebody else's monster truck runs you over and I definitely didn't put them up to it.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 5:53 pm
by NHWestoN
You are deluged by a massive wave of enraged gerbils.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:44 pm
by LunarFox
And I feed them and sic them on you!

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 3:52 pm
by NHWestoN
I successfully mesmerize them - and you - with rapid but mind-numbing replays of Wheel of Fortune; the Pat Sejak's funniest jokes episode is a guaranteed catatonic inducer. ;)

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 12:57 am
by Saturn381

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:17 am
by Vertigo Fox
Claws and teeth all the way!
Plus a tail-whip for good measure, though I'm not so sure how much 'fluffiness' hurts.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Tue May 31, 2022 2:03 pm
by NHWestoN
Vertigo Fox wrote: Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:17 am Claws and teeth all the way!
Plus a tail-whip for good measure, though I'm not so sure how much 'fluffiness' hurts.
Well, we've had a couple of years to measure the pain ........

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Tue May 31, 2022 2:26 pm
by Welsh Halfwit
I sneak a squad of French-Canadian Beavers into your house.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2022 2:39 pm
by NHWestoN
Welsh Halfwit wrote: Tue May 31, 2022 2:26 pm I sneak a squad of French-Canadian Beavers into your house.
Sacre-chew!!
Coursing invisibly through your garden comes ... Captain Crabgrass!!