Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:58 pm
Rains gum drops on you until complete anesthetization sets in.
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Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:47 am
Pours large quantity of liquid Nitrogen on top of you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:47 am
...causing you to be dissolved in great clouds of acidic steam.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:58 am
i'm just gonna seal whats left of both of you into a canister and fire it in the direction of the nearest black hole...
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:51 pm
...which causes the delivery system to blow up, splattering you into a colorful array of several thousand gooey pieces, providing a unexpected banquet to a large number of grateful creatures.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:10 am
Stabs you with this broken glass.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 3:15 pm
Plunging you into a state of catatonic remorse, allowing your enemies to throw you unceremoniously into a vat of bubbling acid and old sox rags.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:25 am
I attack you with by slapping you with The Giant Foam Hand of Ignorance.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:56 pm
i return fire with the foam finger gun gun
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:58 pm
I throw a rubber duck.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:48 pm
i blow the duck up and laugh at you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:35 pm
I hit you with the Lampshade of Light.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:16 pm
I freeze you with a doctor pepper
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:56 pm
I pepper you with icey blasts from Mr. Freeze. (Hey, it coulda been MR. pIBB 
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:04 pm
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:10 am
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:48 pm
I lock you in a crowded theater showing nothing but pretentiously boring movies.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:11 pm
You are lost at sea and bombarded by homicidal flying fish afflicted with ear-splitting hiccups.....
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:59 am
I use scissors to cut your wired earbuds
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 12:31 am
i wire them to your ears.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:14 pm
I throw a pancake at you
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:17 pm
I shoot you with lasers on my spaceship
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 5:55 pm
I eat them and barf them at you
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 9:10 am
You are mobbed by a million murderous mops conjured up from my magic janitor bucket (patent pending).
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 9:12 am
i let Disney know and they sue you into the ground.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:13 am
I do this.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:02 am
I bombard you with stale baguettes.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:07 pm
I hose you with tank trucks of rancid butter...
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:30 pm
I bring down a rain of molten cheese upon you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:26 pm
I drop an angry moon on you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:24 pm
I send you off to the most secluded area in existence. With a container of anti-matter set to open when you get close.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:03 am
I throw a melon at you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 6:47 pm
I force you to watch a documentary called The Wonderful World of Plywood.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:06 pm
I make you watch Ms. Velma's Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Week.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:56 pm
I throw you into a vat of chocolate syrup while you are dressed in white.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:08 pm
Staples trekkie to the U.S.S. Defiant.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:22 pm
*snaps her fingers, and in a flash of light that looks suspiciously like someone superimposed an image of the white part of screen glare onto the scene, suddenly you're a fish*
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:42 pm
SHARK ATTACK !!! Or maybe you just get gummed by 10, 000 irate polliwogs.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:13 pm
I bury you alive with a museum of awkward people.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:50 pm
I throw you into a pit of lime Jell-O.