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Dang. I use my TRUMP card!

>w<

My accomplices stir up anger between America and Russia... then decide to try and resurrect me somehow.

They do... with science and stuff... on a submarine... like all the great superheroes!

Anyway America and the tiny bit of Russia that is left and all of both sides' allies, duke it out, trading nukes to the death of everyone and thing on the surface of the planet.

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Well, as sole survivor, I pull out my Glock and attack ... oh ... wait ... that's right ... aw, crumbs ............. sigh.

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Then, we all wake up.

I, irrationally and furiously, attack Weston with a foam Nerf sword!

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...and I retaliate by flattening you with my Nerf shield!

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Nerf knife attack...

*Realizes how dumb this is*

Nerf gun attack!

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Yeah, this whole Nerf thing is pretty drelbe....

Machete !!!!

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FLAMETHROWER!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

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Tomahawks! Tomahawks EVERYWHERE! ... Ill just go back to members vs mods, I'm no good at murdering my fellow humans... Or am I? TOMAHAWKS!!!
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While you are turning your back I pick up a random stone and pelt it at the back of your head!

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While you turn your back, I employ my geological training to careful select a large, smooth metamorphic rock of exotic color and exacting weight and bounce it off your skull....

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good thing I'm a time traveling wizard of AWESOMENESS! I teleport to the moment before you threw the rock and directly behind you!

*SMACK!*

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...and I deflect your teleport, leaving you in the depths of the LaBrae Tar Pits, surrounded by the depraved spirits of extinct Pleistocene mammals with exaggerated dental characteristics and no visual entertainment.

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Wow... Let's just hope I perish quickly... JK! I'm invulnerable to depraved souls! I... I uh... teleport back?

I hurl a mug in your general direction.

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Wow, sure is muggy today, I throw a set of dishes and an entire cupboard of silverware at your face
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i steal a TARDIS and tele-frag your grandparents into red smears on the ground before they met eachother.

for those not familiar with the term, tele-fragging is making something explode by teleporting to a time and place it's already occupying, causing you to emerge inside it.
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I smack your foot with a hammer.
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I wallop you in the back of the head with a drenched terrycloth bathrobe. Forest green, by the way.

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I force you to drink orange juice after brushing your teeth...

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I make you step on a lego
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I smack you with a frying pan!

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I hit you in the face with a fire extinguisher.
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DRIFTWOOD TO THE FACE!

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Oh no, the stench of your driftwood attracts a thousand enraged sea gulls. I helpfully point them in your direction... using extra ellipsis dots.

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I throw your dang ellipses at you! THERE IS A PLENTIFUL SUPPLY OF OVERUSED ELLIPSES!

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Not feeling too creative... Let's just release a zombie plague upon you all.
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Fortunately, my katana will now come in handy! After destroying some zombies I punch you!

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Excessive use of ellipsis periods has allowed me to store up tons of commas which I dump on everybody; resulting you all being swept away into a grammatical fire pit;

However, I'm now low on commas and periods so, until the next shipment arrives, I'm stuck with semi-colons:::

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your grammatical atrocities offend so many people you get deported off earth into deep space.

In a shipping container.

that may not entirely be air tight.

how long can you hold your breath?
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Unfortunately everyone on earth has gotten fed up with your totally awesome ways of destroying your foes... and the earth... several times.

They decide to public ally execute you-

-r sick new moves!

In a tar pit.

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ungrateful little pests...

*snaps her fingers and disappears in a flash, a millisecond before the entire universe gets compacted down into a single infinitely dense atom that subsequently explodes and restarts everything.*
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I staple toilet paper to your ears.
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I take out your kneecaps with a baseball bat.

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I stuff you into a tube and seal both ends.
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I bounce the tube off your head, knocking you flat.

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I throw a half crazed, starving weasel at you!

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SUMMON THE KRAKEN !!

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I summon a swarm of pelicans to eat your kraken!

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I call forth a mob of EPA investigators who bury you in a blizzard of court citations for inciting an ornithological riot, littering the beach, violating the endangered species act, endangering the violated species act, acting the species violated endangerment, and breaking the rule against feeding the wildlife...

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You can't prove anything! I shoot you in the leg and run!

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Your running panicked prey behavior attracts the kraken, your pelicans, and a legion of deranged sunscreen basted tourists with tragically lethal consequences for you. Oh, and your estate still has to pay all the EPA fines.

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