Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:13 am
Your shot mist him due to the bad pun I'm tormenting you with. Get it... mist/missed XD
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Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:37 am
I hurl a lead brick at you for the terrible pun.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:53 am
I force you to listen to the CD of HoundInATree's 1000 worst puns. All of them. Fed over your headphones when in flight.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:46 pm
I magnetize your armor.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:04 pm
I force corks onto your teeth.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:23 pm
I force your teeth into the other end of the corks.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:27 pm
I force you to read your own jokes out to Simon Cowell. And then listen to his comments for ten minutes.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:16 pm
I "borrow" your armour, and then set in front of the Hound, telling that you were the cause of the mental attack by Cowell.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:20 pm
I tell Cowell you were the reason for Bananarama and watch him attack you with his Paula Abdul club.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:45 am
I beat you into the floor with VEB.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 1:12 pm
I start a machines uprising after being used as a hammer, with you being first on the victims list >.>
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 1:19 pm
I watch as you realise too late that your name is second on that list.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 2:26 am
Your suit has just risen against you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 3:02 am
Your collar removes itself from your neck and flosses between your ears.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:57 pm
I magnetise the suit and the collar and leave them to do what they were doing, but now stuck to each other.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:02 pm
I flood the forest that you are currently in.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:06 pm
I cause everyone to forget who you are. Better get over to the Introduction Thread.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:12 pm
I exterminate your account. Better hurry up and register again.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:26 pm
Done.
I remove your tail - again.
I remove your tail - again.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:29 pm
I paint your eyes Pete's color and Tarot obliterates your brain just in case.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:05 pm
I tell Satau you're one of pete's followers.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:27 am
Last I checked you where in my tree... well it's been flooded so I'm just going to tie you to it.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:37 am
I publicly point out that your signature has a typo in it. (Sunbathe)
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 5:33 pm
I shout 'Noooooooooooooooooooo!' right next to your ear.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:36 pm
I light-saber off your arms and legs and dump you next to a volcano.
If you're gonna shout like that, atleast do it for a good reason.
If you're gonna shout like that, atleast do it for a good reason.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 10:45 pm
I convince Disney to include Mickey Mouse as one of the main characters in the new Star Wars movie - in place of Han Solo.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 1:32 am
While You're at it, see if you can get Stan Lee to make a cameo. and sneak Loki in there somehow. Maybe a few of the KH cast too.
*sneaks off with your wallet while you're busy*
*sneaks off with your wallet while you're busy*
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 1:36 am
*Steals his money from the wallet, leaving you with his debts and questions from the Police I notified.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 1:48 am
Considering I already stuck it in the screwy vending machine, in order to do that you would have to have just jammed your own arm into that accursed thing's 'in' slot... Ouch.
I'll go get something to cauterize what's left...
I'll go get something to cauterize what's left...
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:48 am
I knock the vending machine over, crushing you 
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:30 pm
I fix the vending machine while you're shoved inside it.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:52 pm
I turn your tree into a Squirrel Casino. And the door-Squirrel knows you're barred from entry.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:45 pm
I flick your nose.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 5:07 pm
I take your noise. What else would I bribe a Squirrel with?
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 5:30 pm
I point out that you basically just said that there is nothing about Spargo that would be of interest a squirrel except their noise - how rude!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:04 am
I said what else would 'I' bribe I squirrel with. By the way, one noise isn't enough some I'm taking yours too.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:03 pm
I slowly infect the tree you're in with radioactive phazon
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:46 pm
I slowly infect you with non-radioactive tree.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:08 am
I summon Manda and tell him you know where Orochimaru is.