Attack the above poster

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:11 pm

I point out you're within the blast radius of your own warhead, from a safe distance.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:50 pm

I drop you in a shark tank.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:52 pm

i train the sharks to walk on land and send them after you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:53 pm

I beat you with a stick.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:58 pm

I run you through with a rapier.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:32 am

I put a bucket on your head and then knock on it

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:06 am

I replace your head with a bucket.

Post by **Render** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:42 am

I shave your tail.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:47 pm

I dye you green and shave questionable imagery into your coat.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 6:30 pm

I play terrible kazoo music right next to you on the subway.

Post by **Render** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 6:49 pm

I make you eat the kazoo.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 6:10 am

I hit you with a train...

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 6:28 am

I jam the steam train's whistle somewhere unpleasant, making you sound rather like the whistle...

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:12 am

I throw you into the angry mob of tourists that were hoping to see the now-damaged steam train today.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 12:58 pm

i use you as spare parts to fix the train.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:27 pm

I appoint you head of complains of the Steam Engine Recreational Society and push you towards the angry crowd of tourists.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 10:24 pm

I use said tourists as improvised weapons against you.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:19 am

I raise public concern about usage of people as weapons.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:45 am

I have several HOA members harass you for something innocuous.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:01 am

I make you innocuous.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:10 pm

i beat you over the head with a HUGE drill-arm-gun thing before throwing a galaxy at you.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 1:32 am

*Pocket sand*

Post by **Render** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:44 am

I throw frozen water balloons at you.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:23 am

I soak you in car battery acid.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:50 am

I break your de-icer right before you fly to Antarctica.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:28 pm

I hit you with a rusty frying pan.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:36 pm

I hit you with a rusty cauldron.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 4:10 pm

I hit you with a plush soft frying pan... darn it.

Post by **Render** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:25 pm

HoundInATree wrote:I hit you with a plush soft frying pan... darn it.

I laugh at you!

(Honestly, well played!

)

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:56 pm

I ductape you to a ceiling fan and turn it on high.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:41 am

I sling mud at you.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:15 pm

I make you remember every awkward situation you've ever been in.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:44 pm

I make you relive said situations. and all of your own as well while you're at it.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:42 pm

I force you to live your whole life as a character in a terribly scripted, never-ending sitcom soap opera, while being aware that you are one.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:09 pm

I turn you into every generic redshirt on classic startrek, right before they die, one after another.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:14 am

I turn you into the actual shirts.

Post by **Render** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 7:13 pm

I chop you down.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 7:14 pm

I set you on fire.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 4:21 pm

I set you on ice.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 6:01 pm

I drown you in a vat of Panna Cotta.